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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-09-2008, 07:01 PM
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Why would a TC bake a cake in the shape of a rabbit's vulva?
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
A kindergartner could read through this thread and ascertain why Godly Sister Glendora baked a cooter cake. She stated that she tried a gluten-free recipe and encountered problems. I think you just wanted to use the phrase "rabbit's vulva." Your depravity has reached new depths.
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I would have to agree. I viewed the photo, and it appeared to be a cake in rabbit form. I'm not even sure what is the shape of a rabbit's v...a, or whether I'd recognize a cake in that shape.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-09-2008, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
A kindergartner could read through this thread and ascertain why Godly Sister Glendora baked a cooter cake. She stated that she tried a gluten-free recipe and encountered problems. I think you just wanted to use the phrase "rabbit's vulva." Your depravity has reached new depths.
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Good point. I have assigned the harlot a fresh batch of infraction points for her unnecessary use of the phrase "rabbit's vulva". It is not a particularly pleasant one, and her decision to just post it on our boards for no good reason is one that must be strongly rebuked. Otherwise she'll end up using the phrase "rabbit's vulva" about three times in every post, just for the sheer sake of offending God through the overuse of the phrase "rabbit's vulva".
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-09-2008, 07:14 PM
Here's a fun game. Every time somebody says rabbit's vulva you have to take a hit from your bong.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-09-2008, 08:54 PM
Maybe you meant "writes"?
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-09-2008, 10:38 PM
The History of Easter in Japan began when a huge, American rabbit dropped a giant Easter Egg as a peace offering to the children of Hiroshima. Because of the indeterminable nature of quantum physics, the chocolate in the egg suddenly and inexplicably (except by the Hand of God) transformed into a plague upon the yerrow people.
Since then, the tradition in America has been to get chocolate eggs full of sugary goo and play "Enola Gay visits Chinatown".
The REAL explanation of Easter involves a miracle and would be be beyond the ornamental mind.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'd be interested in hearing his explanation of how the chinks in Hitoshi's home village came up with this version of celebrating our Lord's rising and coming up out of His temporary death at Easter.
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Pastor, I wonder if the word, "Resurrection" had anything to do with it? Perhaps Hitosashimi can explain if something was lost in translation.
Dances with Goy, I recognize that your "Eclectic Paganism" means you can make up your own religion as you go along. Fine. It's also fine for you to worship Olestra, which I'm sure helps you to lose weight (perhaps with some anal leakage). But is it intellectually honest to say that a fat substitute released in the last decade is an ancient holiday involving egg-laying rabbits?
Come, now. You're just being silly.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 01:38 PM
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Dances with Goy, I recognize that your "Eclectic Paganism" means you can make up your own religion as you go along. Fine. It's also fine for you to worship Olestra, which I'm sure helps you to lose weight (perhaps with some anal leakage). But is it intellectually honest to say that a fat substitute released in the last decade is an ancient holiday involving egg-laying rabbits?
Come, now. You're just being silly.
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Oestre, dear, not Olestra.
Oestre is a goddess, Olestra is an indigestible synthetic polymer used as a fat substitute in certain foods. I don't worship Olestra; in fact, I won't go near the stuff. I prefer to limit the fat in my diet by simply making the majority of my food fresh vegetables, eaten raw whenever possible, steamed or baked otherwise. I very seldom eat fried foods. No anal leakage, but thanks for your concern.
And I never said that I believed rabbits laid eggs. I said that both rabbits and eggs were both associated with the celebration of Oestre as fertility symbols.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
Oestre, dear, not Olestra.
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Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 04:22 PM
okay you guy are not very good for explain easter (is same like watch monkeys throw feces at each other). I am not want thread for be total waste of time so I am ask new question.
how many jelly bean are in jar?
whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)
lucky winner (lady only) is also get two cream filled cadbury egg and long juicy row of peep (are get very hard out of box).
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:03 PM
Ichioku?
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:07 PM
I think I'm choking myself (not like that). You're some hunk-a Easter bunny, Hitoshi!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:09 PM
Well, if that isn't the most Homer! thing I've ever seen in my Life™
Looks like you're going to 'lay an egg' with the Ladies with this one, Hitonme!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:10 PM
The Evil bunny knows how to count jelly beans, so this will save you the unwelcome fate of having to 'date' a false-bunny.
There are 1,822 beans in that jar. Anyone that want's the date, just pick that number.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:14 PM
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I think I'm choking myself (not like that). You're some hunk-a Easter bunny, Hitoshi!
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you are make me blush!!!
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
how many jelly bean are in jar?
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One?
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whoever answer is most close win easter Sunday date with me!!!!! (if is lady anything goes if guy nothing below belt)
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Darned, I never win anything.
Ezekiel 4:9
Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 06:21 PM
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Is that anything like that Febreeze stuff, and there's even a Male Model by that Name that sort of looks like HIM?!
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No dear - Febreeze is a fabric deodorizer, not a goddess. And Fabio is a male model, definitely not a goddess. Personally, I don't find him attractive in the least, although he does have pretty hair.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 06:32 PM
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No dear - Febreeze is a fabric deodorizer, not a goddess. And Fabio is a male model, definitely not a goddess. Personally, I don't find him attractive in the least, although he does have pretty hair.
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hey baby you forget guess how many jelly bean in jar.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
hey baby you forget guess how many jelly bean in jar.
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I didn't forget - you're a very nice boy, Hitoshi, but I'm a happily married woman, so I'm not interested in a date with you or anyone else.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 07:30 PM
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I'm not interested in a date with you or anyone else.
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I presumed that much. I wouldn't want to date your husband, either, but I'm surprised that even you don't want to go out with him.
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Re: Explain of easter please -
03-10-2008, 07:35 PM
HUH??
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