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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-04-2007, 02:38 AM
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'An it harm none, do what ye will.
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Friend,
You are welcome to post here as a guest even if you are a Non-Christian but must you attack our faith like this? Please show our deeply held beliefs some respect.
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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-04-2007, 02:54 AM
I am old-fashioned. I don't do any harm, I just sit in the bushes with the lawn hose connected to the tap on the hot water heater and scorch the little satanists..
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-04-2007, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
I am old-fashioned. I don't do any harm, I just sit in the bushes with the lawn hose connected to the tap on the hot water heater and scorch the little satanists..
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Does it really matter if the water is hot or cold? I can imagine them running away regardless.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-05-2007, 02:42 PM
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Well, God didn't use guns back in the day, but have you EVER read the Holy Bible?
The psalmist devoutly prays: "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth, ... let them be cut in pieces." He says that "the righteous" will rejoice when he sees "the wicked" being dismembered by God. He'll even get a chance to "wash his feet in the blood of the wicked." Psalms 58:6-10
Jesus said ""I will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23
God gets angry and mercilessly torments and kills everyone, young and old.
God even had folks eat their babies in the Bible.
Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children as required by Old Testament law.
God will slaughter children "for the iniquity of their fathers."
God tries to teach us by killing our children.
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That's such a good example of loving Christian thoughtfulness. We're so tolerant and open-minded, we're even prepared to adapt to sinful wicker "culture" by using rainbow text, just to make it more palatable to hippies. Now they've got no excuse for rejecting Him!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-05-2007, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ihatehypocrites
'An it harm none, do what ye will.
Blessed be.
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Guess this is why those wiccans can't read the bible. To long and complicated for them. Also love the "do what ye will". they use KJV bible language for there reason to be homer and carpet munchers.
So remember children, when you burn the witch at the stake for Halloween, your not really hurting someone, for witch's don't count. So do what you think is GOD'S will.
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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-06-2007, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by lord warrior
Guess this is why those wiccans can't read the bible. To long and complicated for them. Also love the "do what ye will". they use KJV bible language for there reason to be homer and carpet munchers.
So remember children, when you burn the witch at the stake for Halloween, your not really hurting someone, for witch's don't count. So do what you think is GOD'S will.
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What they don't get is the plain fact that "doing what you will" DOES harm you! These wiccians are like mental cases. Since they chose to reject Christ, they WILL roast in hellfire. If that's not "harm" then I don't know what is. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Halloween recommendations? -
10-06-2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by lord warrior
Guess this is why those wiccans can't read the bible. To long and complicated for them. Also love the "do what ye will".
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I never got over the fact that that they stole their moral code from Rabelais, of all the unwholesome queers to have plagued God's clean earth. Some medieval French homer writes a book of toilet humour, like a 16th-Century surrender monkey Beavis & Butthead, and then the wickedans come along and base their entire belief system on it!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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