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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-17-2009, 11:51 AM

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My father is a heretic, so what am I to do?
So the cider grade apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it doesn't!

Have you considered a nice Jewish husband, why not? Or even a slightly erratic, yet medicated one? My cousin Aaron is not quite right in the kopf he isn't, thus he can't get a clean living normal gel.

But a second hand shiksa like you has nothing to lose, and he won't know the difference (we'll just tell him your name is Rachel), so let me know if you're interested.

I mean, what choice do you have?

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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-17-2009, 12:44 PM

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Do you hate him, as Jesus commands?
I have broke all contact with him...For me,I have no father anymore. Does Jesus really tells me I should hate him? If that's the case, then it's one more point on my working list
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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-17-2009, 12:51 PM

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I have broke all contact with him...For me,I have no father anymore. Does Jesus really tells me I should hate him? If that's the case, then it's one more point on my working list
Probably you should add the rest of your ritually unclean clan:

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
(Luke 14:26 KJV)

Mindful I am of reference above to "man" but I think that your typing reveals hairy fingers and so you might pass as a man, you might.

By the way, Aaron doesn't mind, a hairy fingered wife can still bear suitable fruit, she can!

Shalom,

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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-17-2009, 07:54 PM

I don't think marrying a Jew will bring me Salvation
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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-18-2009, 07:35 AM

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I don't think marrying a Jew will bring me Salvation
Your Salvation is in childbearing, dear . . . and if you can bring your Jewish husband to Jesus, so much the better!


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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-18-2009, 10:11 AM

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Your Salvation is in childbearing, dear . . . and if you can bring your Jewish husband to Jesus, so much the better!
Me bringing a Jew closer to Christ? I am afraid that that is beyond my limited capacities...I would hope that my husband would bring me closer to Jesus....But I'll keep in mind what you said over Salvation...
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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-19-2009, 10:24 AM

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Have you considered a nice Jewish husband, why not? Or even a slightly erratic, yet medicated one? My cousin Aaron is not quite right in the kopf he isn't, thus he can't get a clean living normal gel.

But a second hand shiksa like you has nothing to lose, and he won't know the difference (we'll just tell him your name is Rachel), so let me know if you're interested.

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You wouldn't happen to be the same Hymie that tried to sell me that "miracle cream" about five years ago in Atlantic City, would you? It didn't work for your crazy cousin and it didn't work on me. I want my $6.75(plus "tax") back!

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I would hope that my husband would bring me closer to Jesus....But I'll keep in mind what you said over Salvation...
Keeping it "in mind" won't mean jack to God come Judgment Day. Doing it will.


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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-19-2009, 02:15 PM

O, but I will, once the good Lord has provided me a good True Christian husband...
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You wouldn't happen to be the same Hymie that tried to sell me that "miracle cream" about five years ago in Atlantic City, would you? It didn't work for your crazy cousin and it didn't work on me. I want my $6.75(plus "tax") back!



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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-19-2009, 10:43 PM

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You wouldn't happen to be the same Hymie that tried to sell me that "miracle cream" about five years ago in Atlantic City, would you? It didn't work for your crazy cousin and it didn't work on me. I want my $6.75(plus "tax") back!
Did you apply it to all the sores as directed? Both hers and yours? In any case, feh I say! No refunds there aren't!

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Did you apply it to all the sores as directed? Both hers and yours? In any case, feh I say! No refunds there aren't!

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Hers too, huh?

Ummm....could I get another jar?


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You need to peddle your wares better than that, girl. Show off your attributes.

Tell us what pies you bake well.

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Hers too, huh?

Ummm....could I get another jar?
It's been sent via Emergency Airmail, it has.

And in a spirit of good will no charge, there isn't!

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2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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It's been sent via Emergency Airmail, it has.

And in a spirit of good will no charge, there isn't!

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The jew didn't charge me!?! It really is miracle cream!
Well these are dark economic times, they are! One shouldn't profit from the sin of another one.

And, as it happens, salve applied to the lesions of former perverts is a tax write-off in New Jersey. It's a Clinton thing, I think.

Shalom!

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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-20-2009, 12:56 AM

Hymie, what the ^#(* are you doing in here? Ain't no jewgirls in this forum. If you want a shiksa, you're gonna have to buy one from her father, just like the rest of your kind does. You're not getting one for free.



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Hymie, what the ^#(* are you doing in here? Ain't no jewgirls in this forum. If you want a shiksa, you're gonna have to buy one from her father, just like the rest of your kind does. You're not getting one for free.
Not for me, Brother Smith! I already have my stout legged, wide hipped, doughty armed Miriam, I do. What a yenta she is! She can lift three times her own body-weight in knishes and treasury bonds. What more can a man want?

I'm thinking more of my poor Aaron, who's a little bit slow, he is. Mebbeh this Sister Lisa person would like to stand under the Huppah him, I thought.

But no, she insists she can get a goyish husband, she can. Even with her hairy fingers.

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Default Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man - 02-20-2009, 09:30 PM

Cherrypie, strawberry, any pie you'd like...and if I worship my Lord, then I am always on my knees...
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