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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Hello world! -
12-01-2015, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Dem A. Gogue
I am an atheist, and I came here to ponder how other people think. After careful observation, I can conclude that this MUST be a very religious group of people.
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You must be some kind of genius.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello world! -
12-01-2015, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Dem A. Gogue
The book is written in old English and can be interpreted differently depending on the person. I see the error of my ways and will leave this forum, seeing as how I misjudged its purpose, forgive me if I have caused grief, and may you all have a pleasant day.
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Welcome friend. It as plain as the boil on a nigras butt what your problem is. You think the magnificent Word of God needs to be interpreted!
Do you think that God is incapable of saying what He thinks?
Do you think God is no able to hand out instructions to the simplest of humans?
God created everything. He knows most humans are idiots, though I suspect you did not realize that. Therefore, He had the Bible written for (as statisticians say) the lowest common denomination. God said what He meant and meant what He said. Plain and simple. Like a boil.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello world! -
12-01-2015, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dem A. Gogue
I am an atheist, and I came here to ponder how other people think. After careful observation, I can conclude that this MUST be a very religious group of people.
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Oh.
So you lied when you started this thread, in a simple minded attempt to harass and belittle innocent Christians, who are just trying to spread the Truth® about Jesus. My (one of them, who can tell them apart after a while) youngest son just read your posts and asked me in his tiny voice "Dad-die, why do people hate?" I have to go weep now. Excuse me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, alcoholic feminazi
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Posts: 91
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: SC
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Re: Hello world! -
12-01-2015, 09:12 PM
welcome don't worry. if you look around closely, you'll find others that will talk to you rather than quote scriptures at you.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hello world! -
12-01-2015, 10:08 PM
What's wrong with sharing Holy Scripture on a church forum?
Boy you liberals are touchy. You get all in a huff whenever people don't do what you want. So much for tolerance.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Guarding his purity against all comers
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Posts: 1,239
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: OzTrailer
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Re: Hello world! -
12-01-2015, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by LocusSolace
welcome don't worry. if you look around closely, you'll find others that will talk to you rather than quote scriptures at you.
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For as long as it is allowed to continue, that is.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Helping boys become upright model citizens
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Posts: 1,293
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Re: Hello world! -
12-05-2015, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dem A. Gogue
Hi, I'm new to this forum, and I hope to have a good time here. I'm not very radical, I'm just an average joe who attends church every sunday and reads his bible, and does his prayers. I will act as a "devil's advocate" in debates to show an opposing viewpoint from time to time, and while I may not share radical ideologies, I think we can agree on something. I won't use swears on these forums or personally attack its members.
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I can never understand this approach. It's like my joining a knitting forum and starting off with "You know, I am here to tell you all that you don't really know the first thing about knitting. I will be polite, but expect me to challenge your every technique, and despite the fact that I am an uninvited guest, and my constant criticisms and challenges testify to the extent that I am a butthole, I expect you to be nice to me."
Kindly give me your address so that I can ring your doorbell at Christmas, walk in, sit down, and make a similar speech to you and your stupid looking family.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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