[Daisy Mae Johnson]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

[Elmer G. White]

Such a Happy day for Jesus! His favorite country celebrates His glory in the language Jesus and His Father conversed with before the Creation.



2 Chronicles 29:11
My sons, be not now negligent: for the LORD hath chosen you to stand before him, to serve him, and that ye should minister unto him, and burn incense.







Soon we'll see Jesus Christ in all His glory fighting along the U.S. and Russian Troops against the hoardes of the Enemy.



Joel 3:10
Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

God, Country, guns and guts. Today, we celebrate God telling the world He Has Risen and this time, He means business.
My Stars and Bars will be flying high and proud today.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Jesus sent a Blessed warning to godless Eugene, Oregon this morning. On this Independence Day, Jesus asserted His love for America (His favorite country) and sent a clear message of displeasure at the gay marijuana orgies being planned as well.

I have it on good authority that Jesus is planning on wiping the entire state off the map one day soon. Wait and see if He doesn't. God Bless America!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Praise the Lord that He favors and blesses our dear America.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Jesus sent a Blessed warning to godless Eugene, Oregon this morning. On this Independence Day, Jesus asserted His love for America (His favorite country) and sent a clear message of displeasure at the gay marijuana orgies being planned as well.

I have a concern, Pastor Zeke. When the earthquake hit Haiti, Rev. Franklin Graham flew his plane there immediately. He didn't bring any food, housing or medicine, he just preached about the evils of sin. I would guess there was quite a bit of sin there, out of wedlock sex on the emergency cots in the refugee areas.

I had the impression he collected quite a bit of money on that trip. I'm wondering if we should get you out to Oregon before he gets his plane fueled up and on his way?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I have a concern, Pastor Zeke. When the earthquake hit Haiti, Rev. Franklin Graham flew his plane there immediately. He didn't bring any food, housing or medicine, he just preached about the evils of sin. I would guess there was quite a bit of sin there, out of wedlock sex on the emergency cots in the refugee areas.

I had the impression he collected quite a bit of money on that trip. I'm wondering if we should get you out to Oregon before he gets his plane fueled up and on his way?

I'm way ahead of you Mr. Mayor, as always. And I've rented a few acres of land right next to the Oregon Country Fair (aka drug-fuels gay hippie orgy party), and I've got workers erecting a huge air conditioned tent where I'll be holding a good old-fashioned Revival Meeting. With stacks of Marshall amps to carry the sweet sound of my voice condemning the hippie scum to hellfire.

Of course it would have been nice to have my new airplane for this trip, but I suppose Jesus will understand if I'm only able to save half as many souls.

[Brother Jessup]

Happy 4th of July fellow Christian Americans!





But let's not forget that the south will rise again!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!

[James Hutchins]

What a party we had at the Hutchins Plantation, LLC! We split up in to two teams, Christian Americans and Unsaved Trash.
First we sis a Bible quote Battle, with the losing team having to stand in the pig pen and have buckets of manure tossed at them.
Next, we did the cleansing waters where everyone had to cross the James River. Losers get washed down stream to the Atlantic Ocean, eventually. My family and I used a pontoon boat, with a grill cooking pork ribs. Thank you Jesus!
The last game was called 'How Long can you hang on?". It is all about commitment to God, country and team work as a Christian. How it is played is all the Saved people stand on top of a cliff. All the UnSaved hold on to the other end of the rope, dangling two hundred feet in the air. As we all know God Provides and the Saved team were clever and attached the rope to the back of the tractor and had pulled pork sandwiches. After an hour or so, not a single UnSaved person was still holding on.
The Fourth of July is all about being freed from unrighteous persecution where every man, woman and child have an equal chance. It makes me so happy to see all people, doing activities together in harmony, each person doing the job as God intended.