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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Manly Jokes -
12-23-2015, 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MonicaMatei
Dude, the only reason I'm on this site is because I want to trigger your rage. Hope you get mad. And I'll make sure to break even more rules.
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Your parents must be proud.
You cannot upset us, we are True Christians™. We know that God will resolve your pent up 'issues' when He send you to Hell!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
True Christian™
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Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
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Re: Manly Jokes -
02-16-2016, 12:47 AM
A communist, a spy and a chinese walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
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Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
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Posts: 187
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: New York
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Re: Manly Jokes -
02-16-2016, 04:36 AM
How are women like airplanes?
They both have cockpits...
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
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Posts: 88
Join Date: Jan 2016
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Re: Manly Jokes -
02-18-2016, 10:16 PM
How is deer meat cheep? The balls are under a buck. XD
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: Manly Jokes -
05-20-2016, 12:15 AM
Q. What is the most dangerous place in the world?
A. A liberal woman's uterus.
Q. What do feminists use for contraception?
A. Their personality.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-16-2017, 10:58 PM
Thanks, Dennis
Subject: Wife Missing
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Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?
Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sheriff: Take it easy sir,
we'll find your truck!!!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 823
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: America: God's favorite nation
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Re: Manly Jokes -
11-12-2020, 06:08 PM
https://twitter.com/BW/status/1326878717487030272
"Never make an important decision without a woman at the table"
As an example, "Honey, would fetch me a sandwich? Us men at the table are making an important decision."
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 6,766
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: Manly Jokes -
11-20-2020, 10:35 PM
Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?
A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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An old soul
True Christian™
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Posts: 5,237
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Re: Manly Jokes -
11-21-2020, 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?
A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.
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Brother you forgot the punchline: MAGA 2024.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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