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Default Re: How is it a war? - 12-27-2007, 08:52 PM

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Denial is often the strongest form of affirmation.
Denial is also often a way of telling someone they're wrong. My guess is that that may well be what's happening here.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: How is it a war? - 12-31-2007, 10:48 PM

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They're all just doing what they think is right, whether or not we think it's wrong. Besides, we kind of do LIVE in AMERICA. They won't limit us if we don't limit them or shove anything down their throats.
THIS is why it's a WAR.

What does Satan/Santa have to do with JESUS?

We should be celebrating HIS birth. Not sending greedy letter to the man in the fat suit, or in this case passed out drunk in a subway.

I hope this answers your silly little question.
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Default Re: How is it a war? - 01-03-2008, 08:20 AM

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THIS is why it's a WAR.

What does Satan/Santa have to do with JESUS?

We should be celebrating HIS birth. Not sending greedy letter to the man in the fat suit, or in this case passed out drunk in a subway.

I hope this answers your silly little question.
I fail to see how scary and drunk pictures of Santa make him bad. There are just as many that are inspirational and jolly.

Unfortunately children are self-centered and do send letters to Santa for the things that they want, but it's not like they're fully aware enough to know better. If that were the case we wouldn't have to raise children- they'd be self-sufficient straight out of the womb.
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Default Re: How is it a war? - 01-04-2008, 09:04 PM

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THIS is why it's a WAR.

What does Satan/Santa have to do with JESUS?

We should be celebrating HIS birth. Not sending greedy letter to the man in the fat suit, or in this case passed out drunk in a subway.

I hope this answers your silly little question.
Did you get those pictures off encyclopedia dramatica? Because thats not a very reliable source.
 

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