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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 12-08-2011, 04:49 PM

I think the only acceptable way would to be a cheerleader for Jesus, and using pom pins made of thorns should be mandatory. This is a fine line to walk, use caution!
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Scared Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 08-25-2017, 06:57 PM

I hope your nephew didn't cry like these 'cheerleaders' from Denver.


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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 08-26-2017, 09:26 PM

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I hope your nephew didn't cry like these 'cheerleaders' from Denver.


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...splits-n795491
Speaking as a medical professional, this looks like perfectly standard practice. I wouldn't use nigras to hold the girl down while I use that technique but that's just because of the bad optics. I typically recruit a group of middle aged white men, including the chief of police and an ambassador with diplomatic immunity, plus a few paying volunteers who contact me over the internet. This reduces the chance of a mis-understanding should the videos ever come to light.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-23-2017, 02:35 AM

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Maybe certain vocations and hobbies aren't as faggy as they first appear and straight and noble people destined to be great leaders of men on truly holy paths can partake of them without mockery.
How about we don't use slurs on here? God is a God of love and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like one of his children verbally assaulting his other children
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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-23-2017, 02:38 AM

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How about we don't use slurs on here? God is a God of love and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like one of his children verbally assaulting his other children
Welcome to the forum, Bi Heathen. What verses are you using to support your claims? I have a whole bunch of verses that say God hates.

Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Psalm 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Psalm 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Psalm 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Psalm 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Psalm 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lamentations 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Amos 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zechariah 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Revelation 2:6, 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.


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How about we don't use slurs on here? God is a God of love and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like one of his children verbally assaulting his other children
How would a declaration of war be made without it being a verbal assault?
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How about we don't use slurs on here? God is a God of love and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like one of his children verbally assaulting his other children
What makes you think any of God's children are gay or bi? Only legitimate sons can inherit their father's wealth upon his death (in Christianity, though, we inherit the Father's wealth upon the Son's death). And the Bible tells us that homosexuals cannot inherit the Kingdom of God. Therefore they are not children of God.

First Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
First Corinthians 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


But there is hope if you are washed in the blood of Jesus. Paul goes on to say:

First Corinthians 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-25-2017, 09:48 AM

I think cheerleading is okay for boys, so long as they are cheering for Jesus. They don't need to be male sports cheerleaders because they should be the ones playing sports, not cheering on the sidelines. If they can't play, then they're already a failure of a specimen in my eyes.
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Ithink cheerleading is okay for boys, so long as they are cheering for Jesus. They don't need to be male sports cheerleaders because they should be the ones playing sports, not cheering on the sidelines. If they can't play, then they're already a failure of a specimen in my eyes.



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What a remarkably insightful lady.

Really? I think Dolli is a cruel and close-minded person. If I had a son (which I never will, or any kids for that matter as I'm unfit to conceive at this age), I would go out and buy him a cheerleading outfit if he asked me to do so, because I want to support his interests no matter what.
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Really? I think Dolli is a cruel and close-minded person. If I had a son (which I never will, or any kids for that matter as I'm unfit to conceive at this age), I would go out and buy him a cheerleading outfit if he asked me to do so, because I want to support his interests no matter what.


Dear sinner,

What if his interests are to pluck out the eyes of squirrels, design cheap but lethal drugs, or hacking the accounts of third-world banks that would have given cheap loans to aspiring farmers of lentils? Why support activities that harm other people or alienate the child from God?

Ephesians 6:4
And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.


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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-26-2017, 11:46 AM

Yeah but those hardly every happen, well except drugs which could be an issue, but you're pitting extreme examples against something harmless. There's a huge difference between gouging out squirrel eyes, and letting boys wear girl clothes.
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Yeah but those hardly every happen, well except drugs which could be an issue, but you're pitting extreme examples against something harmless. There's a huge difference between gouging out squirrel eyes, and letting boys wear girl clothes.
Yes, the first is allowed by God, the second is not. Big difference.


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Is there a Bible verse that specifically says that?
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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-26-2017, 03:08 PM

Yes Gale, first Chapter, clearly you haven't read:

Genesis 1:28

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.




Humans are superior to vermin. We can do as we please with them.
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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-26-2017, 03:13 PM

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Is there a Bible verse that specifically says that?
You asking for the Bible warms my heart.


Of course there are!


First, let's look at what happens to effeminates:


1 Corinthians Chapter 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

And don't forget, those cheerleading garments are probably made with mixed fabrics!


Deuteronomy 22:11 “Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.”


About the squirrell, we can do as we please because we have dominion over them:


Genesis 1:26-28
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.


27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.



(I have added that bit of be fruitful and multiply, because, you know, it affects you. You are a little bit too old, but you are still commanded by God to multiply)


Here you are ma'am. You're welcome.


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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 09-26-2017, 03:50 PM

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If I had a son (which I never will, or any kids for that matter as I'm unfit to conceive at this age),
Miss Gale, I have some bad news and good news for you!

The bad news is that if you have no children, or if you have children but they turn out to be something else than True Christians™, you are going to :

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


The good news is that you can conceive at any age, if God desires so:

Genesis 18:10-14
10 And he said, I will certainly return unto thee according to the time of life; and, lo, Sarah thy wife shall have a son. And Sarah heard it in the tent door, which was behind him.
11 Now Abraham and Sarah were old and well stricken in age; and it ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women.
12 Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?
13 And the Lord said unto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I of a surety bear a child, which am old?
14 Is any thing too hard for the Lord? At the time appointed I will return unto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall have a son.

You can read the whole story here, but spoiler alert: yes she did give birth to a son (Genesis 21:2).
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Yeah but those hardly every happen, well except drugs which could be an issue, but you're pitting extreme examples against something harmless. There's a huge difference between gouging out squirrel eyes, and letting boys wear girl clothes.
You know what else hardly ever happens? Fireballs raining down on entire cities to rid the population of Sodomites (Genesis 19:23-25); Heavenly creatures that look like UFOs hovering over hungry desert Jews (Ezekiel 1:5-21); Talking asses (not the kind in Congress; Numbers 22:28-30). While these things don't happen often, it still behooves the individual to know what angers the Lord they God and what doesn't. Knowing these kinds of things are Safety 101. What kind of mother would set her son up to anger Jesus so much that He would toss the child into the Lake of Fire for all eternity rather than let him taint Paradise with it?


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Default Re: My nephew wants to be a cheerleader - 11-21-2017, 03:20 AM

I have an issue mildly related to this. I just moved from a Christian school to a public school. Things have been going very well and I have mad lots of friends. My only issue is that I am friends with a Male who insist on having long hair. Does this mean that he is gay or even a transgender? Overall he's a great man. He's funny, caring, kind, listens to me, is great at art. he's also very polite and a great guest. I don't know what I would do without him. If I find out that he is gay does that really mean that I need to stop being his friend?
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I have an issue mildly related to this. I just moved from a Christian school to a public school. Things have been going very well and I have mad lots of friends. My only issue is that I am friends with a Male who insist on having long hair. Does this mean that he is gay or even a transgender? Overall he's a great man. He's funny, caring, kind, listens to me, is great at art. he's also very polite and a great guest. I don't know what I would do without him. If I find out that he is gay does that really mean that I need to stop being his friend?
Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! It's a Good Thing Christ led you here before you made the wrong choice! You see, long hair on a man is Satan's Semaphore, announcing to other degenerates that he's ready to be pushed over and spread his youthful buttocks cheeks for a moment of excitement or pseudo affection. If you continue to associate with him, you'll be pegged as a Sodomite, too. Then you'll be "pegged" by Sodomites, if you take my meaning. I know you think he's a "nice guy," but the Devil uses niceness to trap and contain your soul in the pits of anal horror for ever and ever (Proverbs 27:6)!


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