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Default Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 01:03 AM

I was wondering me and a few friends were talking the other night and we are wondering are white women supposed to be the standard of beauty for the world? Just wondering.
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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 01:08 AM

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So I guess it's a question of whether the beauty you see is God's love or if you are a heathen and consider this as the epitome of beauty:



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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 01:15 AM

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I was wondering me and a few friends were talking the other night and we are wondering are white women supposed to be the standard of beauty for the world? Just wondering.
What kind of a crazy question is that? This is a Christian forum, pal. Jesus is as blond haired and blue eyed as I am.

Are you on the drugs son?


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 01:32 AM

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lol my bad I was just wondering if it was normal to feel that way. Still kinda new to the faith I mean i was raised in it but didn't truly believe until I was about 19-20
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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 06:41 AM

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You can't be older than 13.


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 07:06 AM

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You can't be older than 13.
No sir I am who I say I am. Just trying to be respectful.
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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-15-2009, 05:06 PM

Now compare the above image of the Black Hobo to this glorious venus below...


Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder....but some people are just blind.


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 03:07 AM

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Now compare the above image of the Black Hobo to this glorious venus below...


Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder....but some people are just blind.
While I don't find that particular woman that attractive I see your point.
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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 03:19 AM

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May I respectfully inquire as to why the image of the lurvely hunny above stirs no interest from you whatsoever, and if that you happen to consider yerself a fag? (or a robot?)

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May I respectfully inquire as to why the image of the lurvely hunny above stirs no interest from you whatsoever, and if that you happen to consider yerself a fag? (or a robot?)

Just askin.
Jimmy, for one thing she's skin and bones. No good for popping out baby boys for Jesus.

For another thing, she's dressed like a whore. Maybe Mr. Terry is looking for something a bit more Christian.


Why do you ask? Is she one of your cousins?


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 03:55 AM

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Jimmy, for one thing she's skin and bones. No good for popping out baby boys for Jesus.

For another thing, she's dressed like a whore. Maybe Mr. Terry is looking for something a bit more Christian.


Why do you ask? Is she one of your cousins?
Exactly isn't she that whore Nicole Riche? No thank you I already have a beautiful white woman who fears God and the man in her life
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Jimmy, for one thing she's skin and bones. No good for popping out baby boys for Jesus.

For another thing, she's dressed like a whore. Maybe Mr. Terry is looking for something a bit more Christian.


Why do you ask? Is she one of your cousins?
I think so. Maybe connected with Brother Ernie's kin. That pose seems to run in his family.


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 04:36 AM

She has something in her pocket.


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 06:21 AM

Mr. Ford,

That is none other than the Divine Goddess of Love and Vagina herself Miss Paris Hilton. Contrary to popular belief, she's not scratching her crabs in the photo, instead she is tucking her...

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glorious vaginal tentacles back inside of her. These tentacles wrap around a male member and pull it inside.

In 2013, after SPACESHIP JESUS lands, a majestic event will unfold: The High Holy Gangbang of Paris. There will be more men in Paris on that day, than the Nazis in 1940!!! Thousands, no MILLIONS, of able bodied stout men will gather around her on the Grand Imperial Atrium on board SPACESHIP JESUS where a massive gang bang will commence. Among those that get first dibs will be the Supermen HULK HOGAN, MR. T., and BRUCE LEE...after that Donald Trump, Myself, Conan O'Brien, Macaulay Culkin...and so on...the list is ordered by how well those have lived in accordance of SPACESHIP JESUS DOCTRINE as communicated into the prefrontal cortex radio by Spaceship Laser Information.

After being impregnated by all these men, she will give forth to a child....Hypercephalus, the 1000-headed Baby, in accordance to prophecy I received January 1990 when I was in a hotel room watching CNN. This 1000 headed Baby will then travel from planet to planet in our local galaxy spreading word about SPACESHIP JESUS's arrival. This baby will never age, and use gas-filled sacs in his multitude of heads to float in the atmospheres of various planets like a hot air balloon. He will be a beacon for our cause.

She may not look like she has "baby making hips", but with SPACESHIP JESUS, all things are possible.


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 08:04 PM

The negro comes from the land of Africa, godless creatures who only care about drugs and fornication. The African male and female should only exist to serve the true righteous, the white man and women.
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That is none other than the Divine Goddess of Love and Vagina herself Miss Paris Hilton. [snip]hilarious post[/snip]
Oh my Gods, dude... The complete and utter ridiculousness of that post was so extremely beautiful to me. I love nonsense. In fact, nonsense is the only kind of sense I make. I have to congratulate you on the hilarity of your mind and imagination. GLORY TO THE INCOHERENT! I'm just curious about one thing, though... The thing that's "wrong" with you (y'know, [whisper]upstairs[/whisper])... Is it because of drugs you shouldn't have taken, or drugs you need to be taking?


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 10:16 PM

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Oh my Gods, dude... The complete and utter ridiculousness of that post was so extremely beautiful to me. I love nonsense. In fact, nonsense is the only kind of sense I make. I have to congratulate you on the hilarity of your mind and imagination. GLORY TO THE INCOHERENT! I'm just curious about one thing, though... The thing that's "wrong" with you (y'know, [whisper]upstairs[/whisper])... Is it because of drugs you shouldn't have taken, or drugs you need to be taking?
Wicked Witch, are you serious? That post was "nonsense" to you? IT MADE PERFECT SENSE!!! Why would you assume that post was a joke? Think about it and put yourself in my shoes for a second: If an Astronaut appeared to you at a motel room door and talked to you for 3 days explaining your mission and role in life then got beamed up back into his spacecraft, then for years afterwards you HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD WHICH ARE SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES and they tell you things like "PARIS HILTON HAS A SQUID VAGINA" and "STOP DAVID LETTERMAN HOMOSEXUAL TV CONTROL", and every time you watch PAY-PER VIEW PORN OR WRESTLING, you see SECRET MESSAGES COMING THROUGH THE TV....wouldn't YOU tell the world also?

If you go to my website, you will see a more thorough explanation of my prophecies and THEY MAKE PERFECT SENSE. You won't be laughing any more because you will think "Gee, this Mad Prophet Helmholtz is right after all! SPACESHIP JESUS is coming for me!"

Now, to answer your question about drugs: I do admit that for years I was strung out on every drug imaginable: LSD, PCP, Coke, Heroin, Alcohol, Morphine, Speed, Marijuana, etc. You name it, I've tried it. I've even overdosed a couple times and was saved only by an alert medical staff!

Until one day in 1974...you know the story. Then from that point on, I WAS A DIFFERENT MAN. I never did drugs since that day!!! 34 years sober and proud!

However preaching my message also attracted a fair amount of enemies and the HOMOSEXUAL CONTROLLED STATE OF CALIFORNIA declared me "insane" and threw me into a facility for a number of years. It wasn't until the hard work and dedication of my dear friend and psychologist Dr. Bart Huygens, successfully lobbied for my release and now I AM FREE, out of the mental facility, out of jail, and off of drugs....

AND NOW I SPEAK A CLEAR MESSAGE!


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-16-2009, 10:50 PM

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Wicked Witch, are you serious? Most definitely. That post was "nonsense" to you? Hilarious and entertaining nonsense, yes. Like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. IT MADE PERFECT SENSE!!! Why would you assume that post was a joke? I didn't say it was a joke. Think about it and put yourself in my shoes for a second: If an Astronaut appeared to you at a motel room door and talked to you for 3 days explaining your mission and role in life then got beamed up back into his spacecraft, then for years afterwards you HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD WHICH ARE SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES and they tell you things like "PARIS HILTON HAS A SQUID VAGINA" and "STOP DAVID LETTERMAN HOMOSEXUAL TV CONTROL", and every time you watch PAY-PER VIEW PORN OR WRESTLING, you see SECRET MESSAGES COMING THROUGH THE TV....wouldn't YOU tell the world also? No, I would seek medical attention.

If you go to my website, you will see a more thorough explanation of my prophecies and THEY MAKE PERFECT SENSE. You won't be laughing any more because you will think "Gee, this Mad Prophet Helmholtz is right after all! SPACESHIP JESUS is coming for me!" I did go to your website (before your suggestion that I do so, mind you), I had to. I was simply compelled to see more of your nonsensical ramblings which tickle my fancy so. Don't take offense to it, though. I view your beliefs with the same amusement as I do those of the Landoverites. And those of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Now, to answer your question about drugs: I do admit that for years I was strung out on every drug imaginable: LSD, PCP, Coke, Heroin, Alcohol, Morphine, Speed, Marijuana, etc. You name it, I've tried it. I've never done any drugs. I've even overdosed a couple times and was saved only by an alert medical staff! Oh overdoses. Many semi-memories, I tell ya.

Until one day in 1974...you know the story. Then from that point on, I WAS A DIFFERENT MAN. I never did drugs since that day!!! 34 years sober and proud! Congratulations.

However preaching my message also attracted a fair amount of enemies and the HOMOSEXUAL CONTROLLED STATE OF CALIFORNIA declared me "insane" and threw me into a facility for a number of years. It wasn't until the hard work and dedication of my dear friend and psychologist Dr. Bart Huygens, successfully lobbied for my release and now I AM FREE, out of the mental facility, out of jail, and off of drugs....

AND NOW I SPEAK A CLEAR MESSAGE!
Oh yes, your message is certainly very clear. Strangely enough, I find that the ravings of madmen are often more clear than those of the lucid. And because I clearly see and hear the lunacy, I am amused.


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-17-2009, 01:23 AM

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She has something in her pocket.
Good eye Fubar,I was wondering if anyone else spotted that. Cucarachies maybe?


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Default Re: Are white women better? - 05-17-2009, 01:45 AM

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The negro comes from the land of Africa, godless creatures who only care about drugs and fornication. The African male and female should only exist to serve the true righteous, the white man and women.
Can you provide any scripture to back that up, friend? It's there if you look.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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