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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 12:46 AM

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Good girl. Now your learning! Don't listen to that mean old baby eatening witch Van Hellsinger; she just wants you Ixi to hurt yourself out of pure spite.
Excuse me? She's agreeing with the point I made about uncomfortable objects.
And what does 'eatening' mean? That isn't in the dictionary, or should I be looking in the 'big book of Bobby Joe-ish'?



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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 12:58 AM

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Excuse me? She's agreeing with the point I made about uncomfortable objects.
And what does 'eatening' mean? That isn't in the dictionary, or should I be looking in the 'big book of Bobby Joe-ish'?
The only book you'd need worry your little head about is the holy KJV1611 Bible!

You're facing eternal damnation and yet you worry about spelling, worry about your soul instead.


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 01:13 AM

And does the bible contain misspellings?



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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 01:25 AM

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And does the bible contain misspellings?
No, but the American language may contain misspellings these days.
If so, they've been brought upon us by evil lieberals trying to discredit the holy KJV1611, but the Bible itself contains NO ERRORS.
Neither spelling errors, logical errors, or any other imaginable kind of error.

It is the faultfree, literal word of God.
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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 01:51 AM

Well, if the bible contains no spelling errors, and you aspire to live up to the standards set in the bible, would that not be one of them?



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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 06:40 AM

All stuffed animals are evil and a sin. A stuffed animal is a ticket to Hell for your young one!
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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 05:34 PM

Of course I agree with Rachel, and neither me or her don't eat babies, thats just creul and disgusting.


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 05:39 PM

What if kids just play with them? I bet theres no kid out there who WORSHIPS stuffed animals. And if you think I mean "play", I don't. I'm talking about, "The Adventures of Scruffy and Fluffy" kind of play.


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 07:24 PM

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Well, if the bible contains no spelling errors, and you aspire to live up to the standards set in the bible, would that not be one of them?
Rachael,

I have turned my life over to Jesus so any spelling mistakes I make are the mistakes Jesus wants me to make. He might just be trying to show you that since we TRUE Christians came from the same state of sin you wallow in that there is hope for you Rachael. However your' fixation with minor mistakes on the part Christians Rachael ignores the glaring failures in your life, like your depraved appetite for baby flesh. Fix your problems woman before you dare criticize us.



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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 08:33 PM

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neither me or her don't eat babies
I rest my case. This is what the wickedan lifestyle does to you, kids.


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-14-2006, 08:35 PM

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Well, if the bible contains no spelling errors, and you aspire to live up to the standards set in the bible, would that not be one of them?
What would be what?


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-15-2006, 12:42 AM

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I have turned my life over to Jesus so any spelling mistakes I make are the mistakes Jesus wants me to make. He might just be trying to show you that since we TRUE Christians came from the same state of sin you wallow in that there is hope for you Rachael. However your' fixation with minor mistakes on the part Christians Rachael ignores the glaring failures in your life, like your depraved appetite for baby flesh. Fix your problems woman before you dare criticize us.
As Ixi and I have stated before, we do not eat baby flesh, unless veal counts (sorry to any vegetarians or vegans here) and even veal doesn't taste all that good, I prefer matured beef...anyway....what I would like to know is where you hear that baby eating nonsense? Who told you that? And more importantly why do you believe them? Even your precious bible does not say about witches eating babies or children.
The only thing I can think of which does is maybe the complete fairy tales of the brothers Grimm!

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(Sigh) Ok.
You aspire to live up to the standards set in the bible.
You mentioned the 'perfect spelling and grammar' in the bible.
Therefore, if the bible has good spelling and grammar, and you want to follow the bible, don't you want to follow the 'good spelling' example?
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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-15-2006, 01:21 AM

Here here! And I never have eaten veal, so I never have eaten a baby.


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-15-2006, 04:34 AM

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.... I prefer matured beef...anyway....?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-15-2006, 04:54 AM

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Please refrain from sharing your sexual preferences in God's favorite forum, you shameless harlot. And for the last time, Pastor Pistle is not interested in the likes of you!

You're making everyone sick!
Aauugh! That idea of yours has made ME sick!! I was talking about beef for eating, you know, the animal, cow? The ones which are slaughtered to provide meat for steaks, potroast, that kind of thing?
Veal is a baby cow. The meat tastes different than that of a fully grown (ie matured) cow.
Must you see something sexual in every little sentence???



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ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.

Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
A new and unique definition of plagiarism. Typical of the sort of confusion a woman who should be in doing her duties in the kitchen or the bedroom and hasn't the intellectual wherewithal to understand these matters would come up with. Are you saying that if you mention anything that has been mentioned before you are a plagiarist? Does your prattling on about unicorns that have been mentioned before make you a plagiarist. I don't think so. Copy a passage from someone else's work verbatim and claim it as your own and you will be a plagiarist.

Get back into the kitchen and make your husband something nice for supper, and stop worrying your little head about matters of this sort.


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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-15-2006, 09:24 AM

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As Ixi and I have stated before, we do not eat baby flesh, unless veal counts (sorry to any vegetarians or vegans here) and even veal doesn't taste all that good, I prefer matured beef...anyway....what I would like to know is where you hear that baby eating nonsense? Who told you that? And more importantly why do you believe them? Even your precious bible does not say about witches eating babies or children.
The only thing I can think of which does is maybe the complete fairy tales of the brothers Grimm!


(Sigh) Ok.
You aspire to live up to the standards set in the bible.
You mentioned the 'perfect spelling and grammar' in the bible.
Therefore, if the bible has good spelling and grammar, and you want to follow the bible, don't you want to follow the 'good spelling' example?
There. Make sense now?
What? You only eat adults? So you say. so you say. But that is what you would say. We don't expect you to come here and admit that you eat christian babies and sacrifice cats to to the Goddess Satan, but we have plenty of evidence from wickadens, goths, and other pagan types who have repented and confessed to us when interviewed by Bobby Joe and his security people.


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What? You only eat adults? So you say. so you say. But that is what you would say. We don't expect you to come here and admit that you eat christian babies and sacrifice cats to to the Goddess Satan, but we have plenty of evidence from wickadens, goths, and other pagan types who have repented and confessed to us when interviewed by Bobby Joe and his security people.
I said BEEF, not human adults. Quit it with the cannibal thing already. As to that 'evidence', I know all about xtian interrogations. After what you put them through, they'd be bound to admit to anything to get you to leave them alone!

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A new and unique definition of plagiarism. Typical of the sort of confusion a woman who should be in doing her duties in the kitchen or the bedroom and hasn't the intellectual wherewithal to understand these matters would come up with. Are you saying that if you mention anything that has been mentioned before you are a plagiarist? Does your prattling on about unicorns that have been mentioned before make you a plagiarist. I don't think so. Copy a passage from someone else's work verbatim and claim it as your own and you will be a plagiarist.
Fine then, they stole someone else's idea/description. And I wrote that at a time I was suffering from serious sleep deprivation, so yeah.....umm..yeah.
And the bible mentions Hades. Taken directly from the ancient Greeks. Not exactly plagiarism but they used someone else's idea/description.

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As a matter of fact, I'll be doing that in a few more minutes.



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I said BEEF, not human adults. Quit it with the cannibal thing already. As to that 'evidence', I know all about xtian interrogations. After what you put them through, they'd be bound to admit to anything to get you to leave them alone!
Shame on you for saying that about the soul saved. If you would see how bravely these poor women stand up in church and ignoring the considerable pain they are in repent of their depravity to the congregation it would bring tears to your eyes. These women have braved Satan to come to Christ and have had their arms broken, teeth smashed and their bodies burned to get there. All you can do is belittle them. How can you be so callous?



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Default Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God. - 11-15-2006, 10:56 PM

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I said it is speculated that unicorns existed. The bible is so full of illogical things, contradictions, and soforth. There is much to support the fact that the bible is a bunch of balderdash.

I'm not saying I believe in unicorns 100%, merely stating that it is not impossible that they MIGHT have existed.
Incorrect, Miss Van Helsing, incorrect. The unicorn is a mythical beast, mythical. The creatures refrerred to in the bible as 'unicorns' were probably a species of large wild bull that roamed those areas in those days.
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