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Default Re: Uses for Mongoloid (that is, Retarded) Children - 12-31-2012, 03:49 AM

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It's 3:20am, I am in no mood to read a fecking book...
Why don't you shut up until you have read it? According to the Bible, God not only cures everything, He causes everything (and only to unbelievers, unless it's a test of someone's faith). By not praying (fervently and with great faith) to be cured, they choose their infirmities, whatever form they take. If they're not cured instantly, it's proof they don't trust God.

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Default Re: Uses for Mongoloid (that is, Retarded) Children - 12-31-2012, 12:46 PM

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Honestly guys, how can you say such mean things... People with disabilities have just as much right to live on this earth as you do. Seriously! ):
Here in England, only mildly handicapped adults generally have jobs in supermarkets and you know what? They do a damn site better job than people without disabilities.
No, retardsdemons do not have the right to walk the earth.

Mildly handicapped supermarket workers are a completely different thing, but I'll explain it anyways. God made negroes to serve on the cotton fields, and "mildly handicapped" to work in supermarkets. Of course they do a good job there, as they work with what they are intelligently designed to do. Everything goes horrible wrong when bleeding heart liberals think God's order is unfair or something.
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Default Re: Uses for Mongoloid (that is, Retarded) Children - 12-31-2012, 04:11 PM

I recall this helpful text: Do retardeds go to Heaven

Mindful, therefore, that the retarded have angered God, we should stay as far away from them as possible. 2 Corinthians 6:14-17 tells us to have no fellowship with the unrighteous.

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and

touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.


And believe you me, they are definitely unclean!! What Old Man Hatchett said about their inability to wipe their own behinds is absolutely true. I once had to babysit for a retarded boy, sometimes for just a half an hour or so, but I checked his little bumhole every time, just to make sure his hygiene was in order, and it was always filthy. And they don't even WANT to be clean. This one fought like the dickens whenever I did an inspection, and I had to sit on him to get his trousers down. They tend to be a little overweight, so it was no easy task. All I can say is that Jesus sure had it right when He penned 2 Corinthians.

But I digress. My suggestion is let them work on farms and carry bales of hay from one part of the property to another. Doesn't take a lot of brains. Plus there is more space in the yard just to hose them down when they are untidy. Tie them naked to the laundry line, hook the hose up to a spigot along the side of the house and give them a good washing.


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Default Re: Uses for Mongoloid (that is, Retarded) Children - 12-31-2012, 06:03 PM

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I recall this helpful text: Do retardeds go to Heaven

Mindful, therefore, that the retarded have angered God, we should stay as far away from them as possible. 2 Corinthians 6:14-17 tells us to have no fellowship with the unrighteous.

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and

touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.


And believe you me, they are definitely unclean!! What Old Man Hatchett said about their inability to wipe their own behinds is absolutely true. I once had to babysit for a retarded boy, sometimes for just a half an hour or so, but I checked his little bumhole every time, just to make sure his hygiene was in order, and it was always filthy. And they don't even WANT to be clean. This one fought like the dickens whenever I did an inspection, and I had to sit on him to get his trousers down. They tend to be a little overweight, so it was no easy task. All I can say is that Jesus sure had it right when He penned 2 Corinthians.

But I digress. My suggestion is let them work on farms and carry bales of hay from one part of the property to another. Doesn't take a lot of brains. Plus there is more space in the yard just to hose them down when they are untidy. Tie them naked to the laundry line, hook the hose up to a spigot along the side of the house and give them a good washing.
So you suggestion (If I plan to seek salvation) would be to quit my job?


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So you suggestion (If I plan to seek salvation) would be to quit my job?
The suggestion is that you accept Jesus as you Saviour and start following the teachings of the Bible.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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So you suggestion (If I plan to seek salvation) would be to quit my job?
Friend, as has been mentioned earlier in this thread, the first step toward eternal life serving our sweet merciful Lord in heaven is to read His book, the KJV 1611 Bible. Stay employed son, but make yourself familiar with His word, that He may enter you and fill you with His love. Amen.


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We keep a few of those retarded mogoloids here at the Hutchins house.

Only use them when there is a chill on (I think they are stored in the basement the rest of the time) to warm sheets. See your chamber maid sticks them in a cold bed to warm it. Then she takes them out when you are ready to retire.

I think my kids use them to toss rocks at during the summer months though.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Uses for Mongoloid (that is, Retarded) Children - 01-01-2013, 01:15 AM

I TASTe my pa's food befor he eat it so he doent get poisned maybee other retardds can do that to


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