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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 04:50 PM
Don't chop off the poor kid's thumb, that's pure child abuse! I can call the police if I want to.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 04:55 PM
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Don't chop off the poor kid's thumb, that's pure child abuse! I can call the police if I want to.
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Have you ever even seen a Bible? Maybe walked past one on your way to a gay pride rally or liberal arts class?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 04:56 PM
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Don't chop off the poor kid's thumb, that's pure child abuse! I can call the police if I want to.
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Matthew 5:30And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Why do you hate children and want them to burn in Hell?
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 04:59 PM
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... I love God ...... I am Christian ...
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I am very doubtful about that, dear.
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I'm going to quit this website ...
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Now now, Katy Godmocker; is throwing a temper tantrum any way to handle things?
Won't you repent your Bible "cherry-picking" ways and embrace the full, complete, and inarguable Word of the ?
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 05:30 PM
You shut up. I'm about to leave this website because of the stupidity, but I have to reply. I am Catholic, the only true religion, and I believe in God. I do not worship others, even though some think we worship Mary. Quit calling me a god mocker, you are for bullying His creation. I'm not throwing a tantrum, there are just so many dumb, mindless people on this site that I can't take it any longer. And for the last time, ANY CHILD WHO SUCKS ITS THUMB IS MOST LIKELY TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND. Thumb sucking is not sinning, no matter what you say it is. God doesn't want you to cut off the child's thumb, it just doesn't know what sucking body parts can mean. Kindly explain it to her, and instead of cutting her thumb off, do something LEGAL, like time-outs, or at the most, a spanking. But any more than a spanking is child abuse. Now I'm leaving, don't expect me to read your idiotic replies.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 05:33 PM
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I am Catholic, the only true religion, and I believe in God. I do not worship others, even though some think we worship Mary.
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Ah... that explains the warped ideas about God's will and the total lack of reading the Bible.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 05:35 PM
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or at the most, a spanking. But any more than a spanking is child abuse.
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Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. God disagrees.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 06:14 PM
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I'm going to quit this website, and I won't miss anyone here. Peace out
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Hour and a half later, and you're still here.
When you eventually do get around to leaving as promised, read the Bible, would you? Pretty please? So you'd know what that book says God and Jesus actually want from us, and how much of the Catholic church doctrine is anti-Biblical bullshit?
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 06:32 PM
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Don't chop off the poor kid's thumb, that's pure child abuse! I can call the police if I want to.
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I hope you do! I can't wait to hear how they respond to the call:
[police dispatch] 911, what is your emergency?
[you] Hello Police?
[police dispatch] Yes. What is your emergency?
[you] Well, there are these Christians, right? And they're practicing their faith the way the Bible says to, but not the way I'm comfortable with.
[police dispatch]
[you]
[police dispatch]
[you]
[police dispatch] What is your emergency?
[you] I just told you! There are people reading the Bible Wrong!
[police dispatch] *hang up*
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-08-2016, 06:45 PM
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... you are for bullying His creation ...
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Sweetie, there are no bullies here; only God-fearing folks who care about your soul and pray fervently for your Salvation. Praise the LORD!
But speaking of bullying, read on to see what tells us about that: http://bit.ly/BibleBully
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-10-2016, 02:25 PM
Haha, you are so amazingly stupid. Why would God write about thumb-sucking? It's something that small children and babies do, if you don't want her sucking on her thumb get her a pacifier!
Babies have a natural urge to suck. This urge usually decreases after the age of 6 months. But many babies continue to suck their thumbs to soothe themselves. Thumb-sucking can become a habit in babies and young children who use it to comfort themselves when they feel hungry, afraid, restless, quiet, sleepy, or bored.
In rare cases, thumb-sucking after age 5 is in response to an emotional problem or other disorder, such as anxiety.
Living in your satanist household has probably given your child anxiety...
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-10-2016, 02:39 PM
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Babies have a natural urge to suck.
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So do homosexuals.
Sweetie, why don't you do as was already requested and tell us all about yourself by posting a new thread on the Introduction forum? We'd love to hear all about your walk with , your favorite Bible verses, how many sons you've borne for your husband, etc.
I'm sure you'll find that this is a warm, welcoming community, dedicated to praising GOD and guiding lost sheep back to His Flock.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-11-2016, 03:05 PM
I'm pretty sure they'd say that there is a crazy ginger woman saying she will chop of her step child's thumb because she sucks on it. That's enough evidence of abuse.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-11-2016, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mei Saeki
I'm pretty sure they'd say that there is a crazy ginger woman saying she will chop of her step child's thumb because she sucks on it. That's enough evidence of abuse.
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It's not about what the persecutors of Christianity would say. Why do you want children to burn in Hell?
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-24-2016, 04:48 PM
--- UPDATE ---
Sadly, Mr. McIrish is still turning a blind eye to his daughter's evil, lustful thumbsucking. But I think I may have found a solution!
My poor, deluded husband won't remove his girlchild's sinful digits, and I simply cannot approve of those whorish, namby-pamby "please stop sucking your thumb" gloves. I have spent hours upon hours in my prayer closet (with Mr. McIrish's stockpile of Jameson bottles), beseeching the for an answer. And lo, He is faithful!
I was perusing an estate sale here in Lynchburg over the weekend when I came across an interesting device hidden amongst all the antiques and old tools. When I laid my hand upon this odd contraption, I felt the Holy Spirit move me and I knew I must buy it.
After bringing it home and doing some research, I believe I may have purchased a thumb screw, which was used in medieval times to coax truth and confessions from heathens and heretics. Praise GOD for His Divine Inspiration! Not bad for fifty cents!
The picture below suggests how the device operates. Brothers and Sisters, what do you think? Is it possible to "screw" this girlchild to Salvation?
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-24-2016, 05:10 PM
So that's what those are for! I picked a pair of them up at an estate sale a few years ago because I thought they were nutcrackers.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-24-2016, 05:24 PM
I completely forgot, have you tried aversion therapy? Application of a mild to moderate hot sauce like Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce to the thumbs might help. If that doesn't work you could bump it up to the moderate to hot Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce.
The former tends to work on Texas toddlers, while the latter will deter even a 4 year old Texas child from sucking their thumb. Their natural tolerance kicks in past that age, leaving amputation as the most common deterrent.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-24-2016, 06:32 PM
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So that's what those are for! I picked a pair of them up at an estate sale a few years ago because I thought they were nutcrackers.
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Well, Brother Des, I would imagine you could use them on any body part ... not just thumbs! (In fact, I may keep that in mind if any of the boys start acting like deviant sodomites.)
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Have you tried aversion therapy?
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I've considered coating the girlchild's thumb in blood to discourage the behavior (Exodus 29:20), but the brats are with their heathen mother most of the time who barely manages to keep them alive, let alone mete out Godly discipline. So I fear any aversion technique will be ineffective due to lack of consistency.
All in all, I am hoping Mr. McIrish agrees that the thumb screw is a good compromise, since apparently he frowns upon amputation in order to save the little harlot's soul (if she even has one).
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-24-2016, 06:40 PM
I am living proof that my parents hesitation to cut off my thumbs when they should have led me into a life a sin. Like Mr. McIrish, my parents felt that I would grow out of it. Instead, I grew into it!
You still have time to save this girlchild, should she have a soul. She will adapt without her thumbs (yes, by now they both need to go), as she is still young. God could still show her favor in her life ahead, but it's up to you to keep her from the sin she will no doubt fall into!
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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Re: Thumbsucking: A Gateway Behavior to Fagdom and HELL! -
05-24-2016, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish
Well, Brother Des, I would imagine you could use them on any body part ... not just thumbs! (In fact, I may keep that in mind if any of the boys start acting like deviant sodomites.)
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Yes, you can use such devices on other body parts. It is sometimes employed to treat gayness in theopsychology. In fact we even have a name for this treatment, CBT.
CBT is sometimes employed by amateur female therapists, self titled mistresses, who assume a position of authority in an effort to un-gay their patient. We professional theopsychologists recognize the fallacy in this, as when performed by a woman, cognitive behavioral therapy tends to reinforce sissy-like behavior patterns rather than decreasing them.
I've said time and again that female therapists should only work with female patients, and only under the direct supervision of a male therapist. Both scripture and the body of empirical evidence supports this position.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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