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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-28-2009, 09:54 PM
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-29-2009, 05:43 PM
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Complicated coffee, you know, double this and skinny that! Whatever happened to Sanka?
That, and the servers in those coffee houses have obviously been sent over from the homosexual recruitment squad. As a decent Christian family man, I have a perfectly good coffee maker and a perfectly good wife to operate it in the morning.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-29-2009, 09:12 PM
I think homosexuality isn't a choice.

You didn't choose to be straight, right?
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-29-2009, 09:27 PM
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I think homosexuality isn't a choice.

You didn't choose to be straight, right?
I chose to follow God.
It's so simple. If Homerism were genetic, it'd die out in one generation.

It's a death-style choice that Hollywood and rock and roll inflict upon our children. And we all know Satan is behind that!

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-29-2009, 09:29 PM
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I chose to follow God.
It's so simple. If Homerism were genetic, it'd die out in one generation.

It's a death-style choice that Hollywood and rock and roll inflict upon our children. And we all know Satan is behind that!
No because out of a heterosexual kin are brn homosexuals.
It wouldn't die out.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-30-2009, 01:27 AM
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I think homosexuality isn't a choice.
Who cares what you think? You reject Christ's love, so you are immoral.

By the way, you should know that God, in His infinite mercy, says that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.



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You didn't choose to be straight, right?
I chose Jesus, He made sure I'm normal. You chose satan, and he puts all manner of evil in your brain.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-30-2009, 01:46 AM
Not having a strong Christian moral causes gayness. Thet's why most all Atheists are gay.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-30-2009, 02:19 AM
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Who cares what you think? You reject Christ's love, so you are immoral.

By the way, you should know that God, in His infinite mercy, says that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32








I chose Jesus, He made sure I'm normal. You chose satan, and he puts all manner of evil in your brain.
I already went over Romans 1 in my other thread. Its about idolatry moreso!
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-30-2009, 03:20 AM
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I already went over Romans 1 in my other thread. Its about idolatry moreso!
What is a "moreso"[sic]? Is that the name of the demon that is holding you hostage? Do you hate God? You may want to take a peak at Leviticus.

KJV 1611, Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

I will be praying that you suffer in life, so that you are ready for hell.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 12-30-2009, 08:22 AM
Being a vagitarian causes queerness, I know that. Eating stuff like "tofoo" and such.

Also it turns out that meixicans are all queer.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I think homosexuality isn't a choice.

You didn't choose to be straight, right?
I most certainly did!

Praise Jesus and God's Word for allowing me to realize my lust for other women was completely willful! Shout GLORY! Any homosexual may make the conscious decision to change through their own volition at any moment - the KJV 1611 Bible is there to assist you in this endeavor; it's designed that way.

Honestly, people like you that slander those of us in the ex-gay community are direct pawns of Satan working to tempt us back to our former sin and the stoked fires of Hell. Occasionally, you people are even able to harass and upset me enough into almost thinking I still desire a bit of "lady business". While I know it's simply the illusions of the devil, his trickery has succeeded in reducing me to tears more than once, and I have often spent days locked in my prayer closet on account of it. Are you proud of yourselves for these accomplishments?

Just know that your hatred for us is more than mutual. My hate for you and all other unsaved trash is as strong as my love for Christ and His Gospel. You might kick us, spit on us, attempt to sow doubt, and make us cry, but you will never shake our faith. We are True Christians™ and you are unwelcome here.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-05-2010, 05:40 PM
Things that cause homosexuality?

Puberty.

Grow up you bunch of pricks.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-05-2010, 05:43 PM
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Things that cause homosexuality?

Puberty.

Grow up you bunch of pricks.
Puberty causes homosexuality? Really now.. if you follow that line of thinking then every single person on the planet is a homosexual including yourself. Your ignorance is astounding. Not even the scum evilutionists would agree with you. No.. I went through puberty and I'm not a homer. This is because i chose not to be one.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-05-2010, 06:47 PM
Oh please, gays are born of heterosexual parents? If that's the case, how come all the gay people I ever knew (two of them) were disowned by their parents and driven out of town?


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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-06-2010, 12:34 AM
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Things that cause homosexuality?

Puberty.

Grow up you bunch of pricks.
See!? Do you all see what I've been saying from the pulpit all these years? The queers are all radicalized, hateful and angry perverts who hate Jesus and want nothing more than the complete destruction of Christianity!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-06-2010, 04:25 AM
I really must apologize for my previous rant in this thread. Such outbursts are most unbecoming of a humble, True Christian™ girl. This really isn't like me at all. I allowed an unsaved to get under my skin and I was truly upset. Being without husband, I should have let the Godly community here handle the matter for me. I will try very hard not to lose my composure like that again. I hope that I may be forgiven.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-06-2010, 04:42 AM
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See!? Do you all see what I've been saying from the pulpit all these years? The queers are all radicalized, hateful and angry perverts who hate Jesus and want nothing more than the complete destruction of Christianity!
Can you imagine letting them get married and propagate their kind?
All TrueChristians™ need to fight gay marriage.
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-06-2010, 05:53 AM
Floral arranging
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Snuggies
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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-06-2010, 05:58 AM
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That's a pretty good list.

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Default Re: Things that cause homosexuality: - 01-06-2010, 07:21 AM
Any sport other than FOOTBALL!

All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)

In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!

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