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Rebuke Another Reason to thank GOD You Aren't Catholic - 08-19-2018, 02:47 PM

READ THIS STORY TO LEARN OF MORE CATHOLIC HORRORS

I want everyone, no matter where you are reading this, to stand up and shout "HALLELUJAH! I AM NOT CATHOLIC!" about seven times (God's perfect number).

This halcyon little antichrist church, tucked up under a bypass like so many homeless demons, harbored a s-e-c-k-s fiend who held the catholic tradition of impropriety to the highest standard. Then when forced to retire, the flock of hell-bound "nothing like this could happen to us" future lake of fire fuel weren't told the reason why their beloved priest was leaving. There were likely "Save the Priest" bake sales and Rosary Marathons.

My brothers and sisters, did YOU thank God today that you are a heaven-bound, saved forever Baptist?

Are you aware that Baptist pastors are not capable of participating in sins of the flesh? Our own Pastor Ezekiel can not, by virtue of his relationship with CHRIST, even be tempted with this kind of thing. He has told us so! Oh, Glory! Dear Zeke LOVES children and has shown us time and again his dedication to their growth and development.

I am incredulous at how lucky we are to be a part of this congregation. A special love offering to Ezekiel was wired to his personal account today. Why don't you do the same - or drop an extra thousand in the collection plate at Sunday services? We must continue to pray against Mary worshipping papist minions from HELL. I am on my knees now. Are you?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Another Reason to thank GOD You Aren't Catholic - 08-19-2018, 04:17 PM

Great observations, Brother Larry. Landover Baptist Church is the only True Christian™ bulwark which stands between the uncontrolled sexual sin of Catholics and a Godly America. We will fight to the end against those sinful men in dresses.

We can thank God also that Landover Baptist is run by pastors with management skills that far exceed those of the Catholics. Look the information floating all over the world just now about Catholics. Every place you look it's terrible.

Good management includes managing the flow of information the public receives about an organization. Catholics have not managed theirs well at all. Compare that to the iron hand of Pastor Zeke who makes certain all news about LBC is good news. Praise Jesus and Pastor Zeke there is no bad news about our Godly clergy.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Another Reason to thank GOD You Aren't Catholic - 08-19-2018, 05:17 PM

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Compare that to the iron hand of Pastor Zeke who makes certain all news about LBC is good news. Praise Jesus and Pastor Zeke there is no bad news about our Godly clergy.
Praise Me indeed.

But lemme tell y'all. When I was a wee lad, 11-14 yo, many a papist predator ogled me for my extremely handsome good looks and pictorial-level physique. And surprisingly not only the clergy but also the nuns and the quasimodo hang-around members of the cult. Needless to say, and protected by my wits and Jesus, I remained inviolated.

The two things we need to fight the papist plague are prayer, tithes and THE NEW JET. If there's any hope left to the adolescents in the cat lick lands, that hope rests on my and the Donald's shoulders.
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My houseboys can testify how comforting it is to come unto me. Keep 'em tithes flowing!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Default Re: Another Reason to thank GOD You Aren't Catholic - 08-20-2018, 01:09 AM

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I want everyone, no matter where you are reading this, to stand up and shout "HALLELUJAH! I AM NOT CATHOLIC!" about seven times (God's perfect number).
I did that and my husband and sons came running to check on me. They were close to calling for the sanatorium down the road, but once I read them the article, we all began shouting!


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Default Re: Another Reason to thank GOD You Aren't Catholic - 08-20-2018, 07:34 AM

Ever wonder why the pope is a communist? You could call it the "Dictatorship of the Popery" when you have a look at the vast bureaucracy "Big Government" of the cathylicks. Overseeing a vast empire of wafers, beads, incense, Bingo gambling, and sodomy, it is the dream of any of today's socialist Democrat "Progressive" - largely borrowed from European feudalism.

Thank God for "Small Government" Godly Republican Landover Baptist Church in America.

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Grand Master Sovereign Military Order of Malta Order of the Holy Sepulchre Teutonic Knights

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