No, there aren't.
Once again, the sodomistic community gathers around a
ball-game vile and disgusting. The Spiritually lesser nations call it "football", the Godly U.S. of A. calls it
soccer. Whatever the name,
God hates it. For some incomprehensible reason
Godly Russia, a metastatic growth of
the Free World, has agreed to host these games. The rules of the game are quixotic and include off-sides, penalties and endless
scoring, scoring, scoring... After scoring, the mass of homers (11 of them on each side) start to cuddle and
hug and kiss blatantly. The queer nature of this harmful hobby is proven by the fact that even the slightest injury causes a pandemonium of tears, shouting and faking pain. Apparently, the popularity of this "football" derives from it's
hand's off attitude. For the average homer, it must be welcome variety to concentrate on head-and-feet-only acts of
unnatural nature.
Time to assess the sexual preferences of the players. The two main antagonists this year are
Mr. Lionel Messi of Argentina or perhaps Algeria. He's called the "best scorer" in the world. He shares his origins with
Pope Frances, a Papist chief.
His opponent is Mr.
Christiano Ronaldo of
Portugal.
1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Is there
hope, can these two men Repent®. It is highly unlikely if we consider Mr. Ronaldo's
name and its
True™ Meaning based on an anagrammatical
analysis*.
Anal odors of
iron? What does it mean? It is blood running because of a ruptured anal sphincter. To accompany these
drama queens, teams from sodomy-infested countries, such as
Sweden,
Iceland,
Denmark,
France,
Belgium,
Africa,
Muslim Lands,
Brazil, Panama,
Poland,
England,
etc. use every opportunity to hug, touch-and-feel.
God only knows what takes place within the locker rooms but it is more than certain, based on Mr. Ronaldo's anagram, that it is
anal sex. As expected. Let us look at some photographs that are obviously difficult to watch but
necessary in order to understand the evil that is infiltrating today's youth! Here we can see
a Swiss player being painfully penetrated by a South Korean
rapist.
Here the
Godly Russian President Mr. Putin is trying to
avoid being presented a complimentary
godzilla-level dildo as a gift.
The
logo if this tournament contains
two men holding hands with the usurped
rainbow symbol.
I cannot see
Jesus. And the rainbow should be preserved for
His glory!
Revelation 4:3
And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.
Case closed. Brethren and Sisters, after that cavalcade of disturbing images I offer you some
proper eye candy to feast upon. Be comforted.
Be merry!
Luke 15:23
And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
*Contrary to common assumptions, the word analysis does not derive from the word "anal". Thus, it is totally OK to use it. Thus, it is not anal-ysis but ana-lysis. It comes from Grease as follows: ἀνάλυσις from ἀναλύω (“unravel, investigate”), from ἀνά (“on, up”) + λύω (“I loosen”). OK. I concur. From now on it is inadvisable to use this word as it refers to the loosening of the barriers that protect us against anal penetration, the Godly Sphincters.