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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-01-2017, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring
...Maybe if you weren't so mean to me, we would get along...
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Correcting your misinformation about the Bible and Christianity, and mocking your willful ignorance when you repeatedly refuse to educate yourself by reading the Bible or anything, is not being mean to you.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-01-2017, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring the Boring
I wanted to invoke the Nazism to be playful without going into the territory of using the real insignia. I have Jewish friends who would not be happy about that.
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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring the Boring
You don't believe I have Jewish friends?...
I might be wary of mentioning it to them, but hopefully they at least will have a dark sense of humor.
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Getting caught in own web of lies much?
Anyway. If you wanted to invoke Nazism without actually invoking Nazism (whatever that may mean in that empty space between your ears), why did you not choose to go out as Otto von Bismarck? I'm sure you could find a way to offend your non-existent German friends instead of your non-existent Jewish friends.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-01-2017, 03:22 PM
Well no, you see I have orthodox friends who would genuinely be offended, and then there are others who would find my creativity funny.
And then as well, at least I have you all too.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-01-2017, 03:27 PM
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-02-2017, 02:43 AM
I think she meant those JAPs (Jewish American Princesses). Those types also can't keep their mouths shut. It's good thing Miss Whore has been muzzled; a Christian site is no place for people like her.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-04-2017, 03:42 AM
Posters at Landover Baptist Church need to be reminded many parents here in Freehold read posts here to their children as a part of Christian training. Posts and pictures need to be of the quality required by our True Christian™ church.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-04-2017, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Posters at Landover Baptist Church need to be reminded many parents here in Freehold read posts here to their children as a part of Christian training. Posts and pictures need to be of the quality required by our True Christian™ church.
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When you spread vitriol you're kinda of opening yourself up to trolls. Then again you have a thread recommending butt plugs as a preventative measure to anal rape. So if you have thread on sex toys I'd say anything is really fair game.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-04-2017, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan
When you spread vitriol you're kinda of opening yourself up to trolls. Then again you have a thread recommending butt plugs as a preventative measure to anal rape. So if you have thread on sex toys I'd say anything is really fair game.
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The LORD has always attracted "trolls" and "haters" and sinners of all kinds. However, we slay them with LOVE and many turn, repent, and are SAVED! It just goes to show you, the Truth will out!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-04-2017, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
The LORD has always attracted "trolls" and "haters" and sinners of all kinds. However, we slay them with LOVE and many turn, repent, and are SAVED! It just goes to show you, the Truth will out!
Glory!
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But seriously butt plugs to prevent anal rape? On their OWN. I can understand the logic if you wore a Chastity belt with them. But on their own I highly doubt it'll stop any surprise butt rapist because depending on the plug it'll actually loosen things up
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-05-2017, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan
But seriously butt plugs to prevent anal rape? On their OWN. I can understand the logic if you wore a Chastity belt with them. But on their own I highly doubt it'll stop any surprise butt rapist because depending on the plug it'll actually loosen things up
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Darling, the plugs are not on their own. They're fortified with the shape of Jesus. By the promise of God this gives them incredible strength. They are not on their own.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
11-05-2017, 03:25 AM
In the Book of Matthew 28:17 we learn there were doubters and skeptics even in those ancient times.
Now, we here at Landover Baptist have to endure the same doubters as Jesus. They are called trolls. We have a real one here. Showing such people the light of our faith will turn them into our friends.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
10-23-2018, 06:36 PM
I actually feel sorry for you, all these people making fun of you for your beliefs. Halloween does not equal Hell. You lot are human beings please for the love of god (that sentence was ironic) get a damn grip and enjoy life. I bet as a child you all took part in Halloween because dressing up as monsters, going from house to house saying "Trick or treat!" and getting free sweets was fun! Halloween ironically was actually influenced by Christians and was bought into Christianity. I am actually an atheist. I dont really care about God and the only reason why i came to this forum is because of the outrageous forum post about TF2 and how racist and homophobic these people are. I cant believe there are still 30 - 40 year old men who are actually breathing and living going around posting this stupid shit on the internet, claiming that homosexuality is bad. Its the 21st centrury do you think anything you do or say will make a difference and how the piffle are you all still using AOL. its 2018 not 1987
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
10-23-2018, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan
But seriously butt plugs to prevent anal rape? On their OWN. I can understand the logic if you wore a Chastity belt with them. But on their own I highly doubt it'll stop any surprise butt rapist because depending on the plug it'll actually loosen things up
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excuse me?
First of all, butt plugs are going to stop anal rape, people cant just take them out.
Second of all, THIS piffleING WENT FROM A POST ABOUT HALLOWEEN TO SEX TOYS, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
10-23-2018, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by _Lion_
I am actually an atheist. I dont really care about God
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OMG you lied in your introduction post?!? You have just shattered my belief in humanity!
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I cant believe there are still 30 - 40 year old men who are actually breathing and living going around posting this stupid shit on the internet, claiming that homosexuality is bad.
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It's not us saying that, sweetie - it's the Holy Bible itself.
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Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN! -
10-24-2018, 01:13 AM
I used to love it way back when I was young, now that I am old I only give treats to the kids, and it actually warms since I can see how happy they are. The company that I am working with will throw a trick or treat party for the employee's children. I am expecting a lot of sweets on the table.
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