So over the past few days I have been doing my Christian duty of seeding my wifes stench trench so that God will give us a son (Genesis 1:28), but sadly she is still not pregnant. I have seeded her 17 times over the past few days, and after I finish my Godly duties I go to my prayer closet, and ask God if she is pregnant. Everytime he says she isn't pregnant. Whenever I ask God why she isn't pregnant he refuses to answer.
I have reason to believe that she may have demons inside her baby cannon that are killing my sperm babies before they can impregnate her!
I've prayed to God, and tried to find Bible verses about removing demons from a womans beef curtain, but sadly I can't find an answer. I've considered just beating the demons out of her beared oyster with a paddle (Proverbs 23:14), but I'm afraid that I will break it, and she won't be able to make any babies.
Brothers, and sisters in christ how should I handle this situation? Should I just continue to pray, or should I take action, and find out how to perform an exorcism on my wife's baby cannon?