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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
04-23-2015, 07:32 PM
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Maybe I just need to step out in faith and stop taking the meds, no matter what.
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Faith Machine, I think you should just trust in the Lord like you always do, which means stop taking the medication. The allergies are probably caused by this reservation you still hold with the Lord that makes you doubt his miraculous healing power. Think of how strong your faith will become when you stop taking this wicked drug that is standing between you and your Creator!
It has also come to my attention that street people sometimes use allergy medications. I think this settles the issue.
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
04-23-2015, 08:00 PM
For what it's worth, I have already stopped taking my blood pressure and thyroid medication, and I feel great. Sometimes I feel my heart pounding in my chest, but I just thank the Lord for blessing me with such a visceral reminder of the previous life He has infused me with.
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
04-23-2015, 08:04 PM
I would just like to remind everybody that midgets can scarcely be considered human, much less Christian. They don't even look human, more like something from science fiction.
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
04-24-2015, 03:57 AM
How beautiful a testimony, ex-Midge! I'm glad you have grown to a proper ladies' height, though on the little tall side! Remember that you are always below a Christian man, no matter what his (or your) height is.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
05-09-2015, 12:31 PM
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"I was born that way" is a cheap cop-put for most midgets. Everything is fixable through Jesus. Philippians 4:13.
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There's no denying that's true, however, I suspect that because you are small, your soul will be smaller and your faith somewhat less, so it's an uphill struggle for you.
However, the Lord has promised it, and he keeps his promises.
Yours,
looking for a miracle,
EB
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
05-09-2015, 12:48 PM
It is difficult for us here on Earth to understand the full workings of the Lord God. His works are a mystery to us quite often and, frankly, we are not always meant to understand. The Lord is frequently completely unconcerned that we have no idea what He is up to.
We have no idea, usually, what sins are reflected in the smallness of a dwarf. It is not important for us to know exactly what sins have been punished or what wretched behavior has been going on. It is enough to know there has been sinful activity and that has led to continued smallness.
However, it is quite clear that smallness can be cured by the love of God. Children are born as little wretches who know not the Lord. They are unsaved and Hell bound, just like a dwarf. Yet, as the child grows older, he can be more pleasing to the eyes of the Lord and he will grow in size, both physically and spiritually. Obviously, many sinners grow to a larger size. Some of them are even made fat by the Lord, so it is clear that God will punish with bigness, as well as smallness.
The key here is that as a sinner grows in faith, the Lord makes sure they grow in size, within reason. Thus, it is possible for a dwarf to be a Christian and grow with the Lord. All sin can be overcome through faith in God and a personal relationship with Jesus.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
10-02-2015, 08:17 PM
Powerful testimony, ex-Midge. Thank you for having the courage to come out of the drawer, in the first place.
Romans 3:23 tells us that we "all have sinned and come short of the glory of God." Clearly, you were an over-achiever.
Stand tall-ish, Sister, confident in your new life in Christ.
Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. - Psalm 46:10
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
10-04-2015, 04:00 PM
Speaking of midgets, I sell them to work in the field and to serve as pets
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
10-04-2015, 04:17 PM
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Speaking of midgets, I sell them to work in the field and to serve as pets
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I didn't know that was legal in Minnesota (the place you have listed as your location)?
Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,
Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
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13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
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Re: How can a person be a Christian and a midget at the same time? -
10-05-2015, 01:45 PM
If you sell them as "Maids" it is legal.
stupid Minnesota not knowing about midget trafficking
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