[Born Again Bob]

Dearest Friends,

When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? My dear wife has become pregnant, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dearest Friends,

When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? My dear wife has become pregnant, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Wel I don't have any children as of yet, but when I beat my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy, I like to have him put on some Tenessee Ernie Ford. My dad used to like that one to beat me by, so...

[loveis..]

What the hell!!! beating the child before its born there is somethnig wrong with you people..

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by loveis..

What the hell!!! beating the child before its born there is somethnig wrong with you people..

Dear Friend,

Judge not, lest ye be judged...

Yours in Him,
bab

[MitzaLizalor]

Ramones: "Beat on the Brat"?

[Jack O'fagan]

"Smack my bitch up" by the Prodigy has a good regular beat. I normally use it when beating my wife but it would work equally well with a small daughter.

YiC

Jack

[Jack O'fagan]

I should have pointed out that The Prodigy are a British Christian rock group, you may not be aware of them in the US.

Jack

[PrinsesseAnja]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dearest Friends,

When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? My dear wife has become pregnant, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music?

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friend,

Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja

And why do you need music?

What kind of monster would I be to expose my unborn child to a cappella? If you listen carefully at the mouth of Hell you can always hear the damned singing Black Coffee in Bed.

Disgusted,
BAB

[PrinsesseLily]

I'm thinking you might could use Billy Talent: River Below....

[Jedediah]

If one of my sons gives me any back-sass or breaks one of God's Commandments, we go down to the basement and all five of them get the rod of correction. This encourages them to police each other. First they scourge each other with the rod, then once tears are streaming down all of their faces I have four of them take turns holding down the other while I lay into each and rebuke them with furious rebukes.

With five sons, this takes about just under twenty minutes from start to finish. Just enough time for Ravel's Bolero!

[PrinsesseLily]

Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja

Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music?

It might be but The bible says different
In here we listen to the word of The Lord

[PrinsesseAnja]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dear Friend,



What kind of monster would I be to expose my unborn child to a cappella? If you listen carefully at the mouth of Hell you can always hear the damned singing Black Coffee in Bed.

Disgusted,
BAB

So it's mean not to play music when you beat up your child?
But if you need some music you could use some gospel..

[Jack O'fagan]

Quote. Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music



You don't need music to beat a child but it easier to get a good rythmn going. Plus it is a fantastic aerobic exercise. My doctor has recommended it three times a week, so on Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays I am making a special effort to look out for any reason to rebuke them. I have lost a few pounds already.


YiC


Jack

[PrinsesseAnja]

Originally Posted by PrinsesseLily

It might be but The bible says different
In here we listen to the word of The Lord

Yes, we do!

[PrinsesseLily]

You don't need music to beat a child but it easier to get a good rythmn going. Plus it is a fantastic aerobic exercise. My doctor has recommended it three times a week, so on Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays I am making a special effort to look out for any reason to rebuke them. I have lost a few pounds already.


YiC


Jack

Bullshit Bullshit you are one crazy man. your mind is piffleed if that is how you think...

[PrinsesseAnja]

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

You don't need music to beat a child but it easier to get a good rythmn going. Plus it is a fantastic aerobic exercise. My doctor has recommended it three times a week, so on Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays I am making a special effort to look out for any reason to rebuke them. I have lost a few pounds already.


YiC


Jack

So you beat up your child just to get aerobic exercise? Why don't you try going to the gym or take an aerobic class!

And don't your kids need the exercise? Maybe they should beat you up instead. How old are your kids?

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja

So you beat up your child just to get aerobic exercise? Why don't you try going to the gym or take an aerobic class!

And don't your kids need the exercise? Maybe they should beat you up instead. How old are your kids?

I don't go the gym because it is full of whores showing their flesh.

Prverb 7:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.

My children get enough exercise doing chores.

They should not beat me, I am the head of the household.

Ephesianans 6. Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise;

They are aged 6 and 8.

If I don't beat my daughter how will she know what to expect from her future husband?


Jack

[PrinsesseAnja]

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

I don't go the gym because it is full of whores showing their flesh.

Prverb 7:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.

My children get enough exercise doing chores.

They should not beat me, I am the head of the household.

Ephesianans 6. Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise;

They are aged 6 and 8.

If I don't beat my daughter how will she know what to expect from her future husband?


Jack

She will find out that she doesn't need to be beaten up... It's not only mean, but it's illegal. Did your father ever beat you up?
My father would never do such thing to me - and still, im not a whore, im under education and having a great life! This is how it should be!

[PrinsesseLily]

Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja

She will find out that she doesn't need to be beaten up... It's not only mean, but it's illegal. Did your father ever beat you up?
My father would never do such thing to me - and still, im not a whore, im under education and having a great life! This is how it should be!

And thats how life should be for all women and human being
We are all free human being...