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09-23-2013, 07:30 PM
I am happy and content with the catholic way the teachings and all so yes I am done with this thread. I thank you all for your opinions even if I do not agree with them and hope that you will all take in kind someones different opinions to learn and grow from in faith of your own teachings and content in your own views For I have listened and shared my own thoughts and tried not to slander any and all and I have and will pray for those who need it. It was a pleasure and god bless.
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09-23-2013, 07:35 PM
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I am happy and content with the catholic way the teachings and all so yes I am done with this thread. I thank you all for your opinions even if I do not agree with them and hope that you will all take in kind someones different opinions to learn and grow from in faith of your own teachings and content in your own views For I have listened and shared my own thoughts and tried not to slander any and all and I have and will pray for those who need it. It was a pleasure and god bless.
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Why do you think we want the prayers of a catholic? Catholics aren't Christian.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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09-23-2013, 07:41 PM
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...I thank you all for your opinions even if I do not agree with them...
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Nobody has offered their opinions (except you). All anyone has given you is the Word of God (as revealed in the Bible).
So what are you really disagreeing with?
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Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! -
09-23-2013, 07:45 PM
I JOHN 3
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
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Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.
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You forgot to post the bit that says "her" is Mary Magdalen. While you're looking that up, take a look at Deuteronomy.
I know that the Romish false "church" does not teach The Bible and although I've never been inside one I know that it is in no way Christian. A single example is enough. Even outside their blasphemous temples we see idols. God is abundantly clear that worshipping idols is the most monstrous crime. Even making one is absolutely prohibited. Where? RIGHT IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
DEUTERONOMY 5 6 I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.
A 8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth:
B 9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,
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09-23-2013, 08:02 PM
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Oh I understand the bible perfectly
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I don't see any evidence of that.
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that there was no communion in which you drink the blood of christ and eat the flesh of christ.
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I find it hilarious that Catholics think they're being actual cannibal vampires when they eat bread and drink wine. Because there's noooooo way he was speaking metaphorically.
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Even I have to stand with the Bapturds on this one. Is any of that in the Wholly Babble or is it just empty ritual thought up by the Catholic church and developed over the centuries?
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i will never truly understand the baptist denomination.
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And I will never truly understand any of you.
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09-23-2013, 09:06 PM
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And I will never truly understand any of you.
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I'm encouraged to see that you are trying.
- kneel as soon as entering the church
- kneel again before the cross
- kneel once more before taking their seat
That is called idolatry. The Scripture has already been posted so I won't post it again.
Having already been tortured to death once, it is not necessary to remind Jesus of that agony on a continual basis and Bsptists do not do so. So-called "crosses" are nothing more than the "sacred poles" reviled BY GOD throughout The Old Testament as an abomination.
Satan likes to glory over the instruments of torture he used on Jesus and those who compulse over them do so because they know not Jesus.
I will make an illustration. Imagime having a baby. One day after years of sacrifice, of instruction, of the joys of seeing those first steps and hearing those first words, of the first day at school and the first Mothers Day gift chosen for you as a surprise, bing! a crazed lunatic gets hold of a spokeshave and gouges out that infant brain. Despite your bravest efforts you are unable to prevent this attack.
Imagine how you would feel when your husband came home with a new toy, the one he'd worked overtime to afford. "Surprise," he might say as he came inside the house, "how are my beautiful darlings today? Have you been looking after mummy?"
. . . . . . . . . . . . No.
One of them is dead, the other splattered with brains.
But in a Christian family, this need not be the end. A prayer of faith will heal the dead and this family celebrate, thanking Jesus for the miracle He is about to perform. Their faith is real and Jesus' promise is Real. The child is resurrected, living, skipping, overjoyed at the lovely new toy.
Now do you think this family will spend the rest of their lives mourning their dead child? Obsessing over spokeshaves? Appointing deranged lunatics as priests over the infant's grave? OF COURSE NOT. The child is risen. Death is overcome! They will never kiss or kneel before a spokeshave in their life! They have the living child and will probably avoid the subject of splattered brains in the future.
But everyone knows that in a catholic family, that child would remain dead. Where once there was joy now there is only an obsessive compulsive disorder and in the mass we see this lunacy fully blown. Fly blown. Beelzebub id the one they adore, death is all they have. Death and priests. And a great big filthy vatican which preys on the vulneribility they have created in every Romish heart.
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11-21-2013, 10:26 PM
I answered no to every single one of these, as they are all hateful and horrible, you need to re-think your ideas, you so called 'christians'
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11-21-2013, 10:34 PM
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I answered no to every single one of these, as they are all hateful and horrible, you need to re-think your ideas, you so called 'christians'
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You clearly don't believe in the Bible then and thus you are not a Christian.
Just out of curiosity, how are things like creation and unicorns hateful and horrible again? I mean for a non-Christian like you.
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11-21-2013, 10:40 PM
I am a Catholic and I follow the religion with all my heart and soul. I think most of the questions on this questionnaire were horrible, but there were few that were not. Your beliefs are no better then the beliefs of extremist Muslims. You are all disgusting and this blasphemous forum should be removed from the internet and your religion discounted. You are not true Christians. You are just heartless people.
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11-21-2013, 10:42 PM
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I am a Catholic and I follow the religion with all my heart and soul
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Ah, that explains it. Catlicks are not Christians. Besides, if you answered to every question "no", then you are not even a catlick. Even catlicks believes in most parts of the Bible.
Tell me now, why do you hate Christianity so much?
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11-21-2013, 10:51 PM
I clearly do not hate Christianity, I merely believe that your view on so called "Christianity" is wrong and disgusting, we are not having a constructive argument here, you are acting like a child, mentioning the same things over and over.
I am going to go bed now, and I hope you can see the true light of God someday and not always constantly live in the darkness and hate that your denomination shows.
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11-21-2013, 10:58 PM
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I clearly do not hate Christianity, I merely believe that your view on so called "Christianity" is wrong and disgusting,
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Show me any of the mentioned points here that are not from the Bible. You know, the holy book of CHRISTIANITY.
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we are not having a constructive argument here, you are acting like a child, mentioning the same things over and over.
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So, I'm a child because I question your hateful rant. Sure.
We follow the Bible, you are angry about it.
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11-22-2013, 01:59 AM
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I know, Livia. I think this site is a great big fake!!!!! I was raised Catholic and I'm pretty sure it's not right to treat other so cruelly! I'm so angry right now! I think some people here are just fakes who think that hurting people is fun. I hate you all! Your a bunch of jerks!
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Titus 3:2 tells us "speak evil of no man... be... gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men." I guess they don't teach you that in Catechism.
So, now that you see what the Bible says, and not some dress wearing priest's interpretation, do you think you've lived up to Jesus's standards in the way you've treated us?
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01-05-2014, 03:24 AM
This post makes me sick. I love that it's about telling you if you are saved or not. But this is one of the most INACCURATE tests on salvation ever. You're testing someone's BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. This quiz tests if you are Biblically knowledgeable, not if you are saved! You could be saved WITHOUT BELIEVING UNICORNS EXIST. Biblical knowledge is a fruit of the spirit. I know I am going to Heaven. I am saved, Jesus saved me from Hell, I don't have a lot of Biblical knowledge, but I have a good bit. In the near future, I'm pretty sure that I'll have more.
TO ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS TEST: THIS DOES NOT TEST YOUR SALVATION, IT TESTS YOUR BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. SOME VERSES THAT THE QUESTIONS ARE RELATED TOO ARE INTERPRETED WRONG.
To the man who made this test: You are self-interpreting. You are interpreting scripture incorrectly. You can agree that the Bible isn't the easiest book to figure out. It's something THAT GOD HELPS YOU TO UNDERSTAND
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01-05-2014, 03:41 AM
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You're testing someone's BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. This quiz tests if you are Biblically knowledgeable, not if you are saved!
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And how can you be saved without knowing the Bible?
Mat 4:4b Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Rom 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
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You could be saved WITHOUT BELIEVING UNICORNS EXIST. Biblical knowledge is a fruit of the spirit. I know I am going to Heaven. I am saved, Jesus saved me from Hell, I don't have a lot of Biblical knowledge, but I have a good bit. In the near future, I'm pretty sure that I'll have more.
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You need to sit down and read the Bible. Don't make it the Holy Spirit's responsibility. Sit down on your butt and read.
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SOME VERSES THAT THE QUESTIONS ARE RELATED TOO ARE INTERPRETED WRONG.
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Which ones?
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You can agree that the Bible isn't the easiest book to figure out.
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Says the man with limited Bible knowledge. Why would an omnipotent, omniscient God leave mankind a cryptic message? Why can't you just accept that the Bible means what it says? You're overcomplicating things by trying to interpret the Bible a certain way.
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01-05-2014, 04:10 AM
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You could be saved WITHOUT BELIEVING UNICORNS EXIST.
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Do you really mean to suggest that one can be saved without believing what is written in the Holy Bible is true? Would you tell people they can be saved without believing in talking snakes, thousands of languages created in a single afternoon, a global flood that wiped out all life on the planet save one drunk and his incestuous family and what they stored on a single boat, a man born of a virgin died temporarily, and eventually floated up through the clouds?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-05-2014, 04:31 AM
Now, when I read these two messages, I felt defeated and I prayed. God told me what to say and he said to get back on this website and say it.
Now, to be saved, we must realize that we are sinners! Right? Realize that we have done wrong, ask Jesus to come into our hearts and save us. And when we are saved, he will make the necessary changes in our lives. God changes us, we do not change ourselves. Salvation is easy and simple. Also, I see that I have the words "Unsaved Trash" under my name. How cute. I am saved. I am joyous about it. God sent me to this site to tell people things of what he wants me to say. God knows that I was aggressive in my first posts on this website and told me to stop being very aggressive. But then again, he never said stop being aggressive completely, because God is aggressive as well.
I know God gives righteous judgement to True Christians. But God KNOWS I will be joining him in Heaven soon. Man cannot save himself, Jesus saves that man. Man cannot do even one little bit to save himself. Jesus does it ALL.
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01-05-2014, 04:39 AM
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Now, when I read these two messages, I felt defeated and I prayed. God told me what to say and he said to get back on this website and say it.
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Don't be silly. That's not God's voice you hear. That's the "voice" of your own imagination!
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....lots of babble that conveniently distracts from the questions asked....
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And how can you be saved without knowing the Bible? Which verses were interpreted wrong? Why would an omnipotent, omniscient God leave mankind a cryptic message? Do you really mean to suggest that one can be saved without believing what is written in the Holy Bible is true?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-05-2014, 05:02 AM
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Now, when I read these two messages, I felt defeated and I prayed. God told me what to say and he said to get back on this website and say it.
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The Bible is God's Word. It is the medium through which God communicates with His followers. But you're special. You don't need to read God's Word; He communicates with you directly. Arrogant, much?
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And when we are saved, he will make the necessary changes in our lives. God changes us, we do not change ourselves.
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Yes, but He is not going to read the Bible for us. That's something we must do ourselves.
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Man cannot save himself, Jesus saves that man. Man cannot do even one little bit to save himself. Jesus does it ALL.
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One little bit we can do is read the Bible. That's something Jesus doesn't do for us. But we've already established that you expect God to miraculously impart information to you.
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01-05-2014, 05:32 AM
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I know God gives righteous judgement to True Christians. But God KNOWS I will be joining him in Heaven soon. Man cannot save himself, Jesus saves that man. Man cannot do even one little bit to save himself. Jesus does it ALL.
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Friend,
Claiming "God, with His absolute power and perfect knowledge made me this way" is hardly an excuse to let sinners of the hook for their sins. One needs to take some personal responsibility for one's actions.
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