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Wrath of God Descends on Godless Yankees! -
10-04-2016, 04:19 PM
Almighty God is apparently fed up with the weasels of God forsaken Washington, DC and all the rest of the Yankees. He has caused a mighty storm to be formed and it is headed north to deliver justice. It is currently smiting thousands of voodoo worshippers in Haiti and it is about to smite the Democrats in Cuba. After that, it is forecast to skirt the coast of Florida, an area that is thick with Yankee refugees, before it barrels into north Virginia. Virginia was once a Godly area, but it is now infested with Yankees like ticks on an old dog. After the devastation of north Virginia, this storm is expected to scourge the high priests of the Yankees in Washington. Once the priestly class is destroyed, this storm will likely continue up the East Coast, smiting Yankees and destroying their godless country.
It is important to note that the name of this storm is Matthew. The Book of Matthew is the story of the life of Jesus. Thus, it must be accepted that this storm is the proxy of Jesus; maybe even Jesus Himself. The Yankees have always liked to talk about "trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored". They are about to find out exactly what that means. His will be done.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Wrath of God Descends on Godless Yankees! -
10-05-2016, 05:16 AM
Praise Jesus Brother Moss, the cleansing and purifying waters of Matthew will sweep away the swill and stench of the East Coast LIEberals - just in time for Donald Trump to take office after the election.
We here in fly over country were hoping that Trump would hold one of those "You're Fired" rallies, but it's going to be cheaper to have FEMA haul away the riffraff prior to January.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Wrath of God Descends on Godless Yankees! -
10-07-2016, 03:47 PM
In light of recent events, I have been wondering why the Lord changed His plan, which had apparently been the spanking of Florida followed by the destruction of the northeast Atlantic coast, and decided to focus instead on Florida and the southeast Atlantic coast. The reason is now clear.
Florida has wavered somewhat in it's support of Donald Trump. It makes perfect sense to sweep the east coast of Florida clean of the wretches who abound there and change the dynamic. The horde of feckless Yankees that has descended on Florida in the last 20 years or so have favored the eastern part of that state.
I have also determined that the coasts of Georgia and South Carolina, which may be savaged as well, are the haunt of the most backward of the Negroes in the entire area. All of those heathens can be expected to vote in favor of the welfare state of the godless Democrats.
If the weather man is right, God will first strafe the coastline as His storm passes by and then He will cause the storm to turn and make a headlong crash into the worst areas, much like a kamikaze attack. The residents there will be massacred and there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
His will be done.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Wrath of God Descends on Godless Yankees! -
10-07-2016, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
If the weather man is right, God will first strafe the coastline as His storm passes by and then He will cause the storm to turn and make a headlong crash into the worst areas, much like a kamikaze attack. The residents there will be massacred and there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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You gotta love that gnashing of teeth.
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Re: Wrath of God Descends on Godless Yankees! -
10-07-2016, 05:00 PM
It seems that Florida has sodomites that like to flaunt their lifestyle and tempt the Lord by scheduling "gay pride" events during hurricane season.
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Hurricane Matthew Is The Wrath Of God Poured Out On The Cities Of Orlando And Savannah For Supporting The Evil Sodomites
By Andrew Bieszad on October 5, 2016 in Featured
Hurricane Matthew is approaching the Florida Atlantic coast and is set to be the largest storm in almost a decade. Meteorologists, weather enthusiasts, and insurance companies alike are watching it carefully, as this storm is predicted to be dangerous and cause major damage especially in the Orlando and Savannah areas:
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Florida is a nice place, but it unfortunately has become a lot like California, representing both the best and the worst that America has to offer. This is especially true in the area of homosexuality. While there are many conservative and religious Floridians, there are a tremendous amount of sodomites and immoral activity that takes place there. Given the serious moral decay of America that we see taking place before our eyes and the increasing disrespect for even the most basic of Christian morality, looking at this storm I began to wonder if perhaps, in some way, it was connected to this crisis.
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The Bible clearly teaches that in the Old Testament whenever the Hebrews were very disobedient towards God, He would send punishments against them, many times in the forms of natural disasters. Christian history also recognizes the same, where God will use His creation to execute judgment against the wicked. While not all bad weather is necessarily a sign of sin, both sacred scripture and sacred tradition clearly note that it can be so. Now we know that Florida is an area that is infected with sin, especially cities such as Miami and Orlando, which are veritable dens of sodomy. But instead of looking at mere particularities, I thought I would ask a broader question- Is there any “homosexual” activities going on this month in either the Orlando or Savannah areas? Sure enough, I found that both Orlando and Savannah are having massive sodomite pride parades this month, especially in Orlando, which is sponsoring this very weekend as the hurricane is about to hit a massive “coming out” parade sponsored no less than with the major support of the city itself and major corporate backers:
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Coincidence? You be the judge. Personally, given America’s love affair with the worst forms of perversity, it is a sign of His anger against us for our obstinate attitude towards sin and refusal to repent for our evil ways.
You want to stop not this hurricane, but future catastrophes? Then stop sinning, especially with sodomy, as it is one of the four sins in the Bible which cry out to God for vengeance, which we are seeing now.
http://shoebat.com/2016/10/05/hurric...vil-sodomites/
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Re: Wrath of God Descends on Godless Yankees! -
10-07-2016, 06:41 PM
As a True Christian™ a storm like this is the best opportunity to go to heaven. Just sit in church and let God work in misterious ways. That is at least better then living day after day where every mistake is a free ride to hell.
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