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Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 01:19 AM
I still can't understand what's wrong with a woman's brain. But I thought we men might be able to compare notes and figure out if women are good for anything besides you know what.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 01:29 AM
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I still can't understand what's wrong with a woman's brain. But I thought we men might be able to compare notes and figure out if women are good for anything besides you know what.
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You mean cooking?
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 01:41 AM
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You mean cooking?
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OK, so I left that off, but you don't want to give them too much ammo. So be careful about moaning and groaning over her pot roast.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 02:20 AM
I chose the emergency one because it seems to be the only nice one there. 
Horrid men.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 04:11 AM
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I chose the emergency one because it seems to be the only nice one there.
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I'd like to know how many times a day your husband gives you a beating, because you certainly deserve them.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 04:42 AM
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I'd like to know how many times a day your husband gives you a beating, because you certainly deserve them.
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Well, if you're talking about a certain type of beating 
Men who beat their wives are barbaric is what I mean!
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Oh, is that what the "good for you know what" option means? I'll vote for that then.
I thought it might be code for gardening, but I didn't think the young lady Elmer posted looked much like a gardener, what with those lovely nails.
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Umm..they mean the act that leads to baby making Mrs Rogers.
Which might explain Pastor Al's answer.  
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
11-07-2006, 11:28 PM
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I'd like to know how many times a day your husband gives you a beating, because you certainly deserve them.
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BEATING YOUR WIFE IS ILLEGAL!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IDIOTS!?!? I hope you all get castrated, then you'll be less than a woman. Oh wait, YOU ALREADY ARE!!!
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
02-17-2014, 02:18 AM
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I'd like to know how many times a day your husband gives you a beating, because you certainly deserve them.
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So beating is the solution for everything isn't it... is that really how God handles things? I think not. Jesus shows compassion towards women, He'd never condone backhanding women, He said to honor your wife like He honors His church.
Did Jesus beat on the woman with the issue of blood because she touched His garment without first asking permission??? No He did not.
I can honestly bet you men don't even have wives, and if you do she's probably to scared to talk... you men don't love your wives or you wouldn't treat them like the muslims....
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
01-10-2014, 04:24 AM
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I chose the emergency one because it seems to be the only nice one there.
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01-10-2014, 04:30 AM
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I'm pretty sure that witch is dead. One of the younger members of my "Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle" bagged her a couple of years ago.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-05-2006, 04:27 AM
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You mean cooking?
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Oh, is that what the "good for you know what" option means? I'll vote for that then.
I thought it might be code for gardening, but I didn't think the young lady Elmer posted looked much like a gardener, what with those lovely nails.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-06-2006, 02:27 PM
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Oh, is that what the "good for you know what" option means? I'll vote for that then.
I thought it might be code for gardening, but I didn't think the young lady Elmer posted looked much like a gardener, what with those lovely nails.
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I once mentioned "cooking, cleaning, and rearranging furniture", but Brother Temperance correctly pointed out that rearranging funiture was something most women couldn't be trusted with. Perhaps if it is done strictly under a man's supervision it would be acceptable.
Gardening too, is risky. Weak-minded women should not leave the house any more than is absolutely necessary -- exposure to nature could lead to an arousal of their more base desires, and this must be prevented at all costs.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-07-2006, 02:03 AM
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-07-2006, 02:58 PM
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Are you kidding? Women can do anything men can do, well close. But theres things women can do that men can't.
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Exactly. Our brains are practically the same. 
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-07-2006, 03:35 PM
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-08-2006, 03:56 PM
Catholics suck and the Pope is the AntiChrist.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-08-2006, 06:22 PM
**** YOU mormonS WHO THINK WOMEN ARE ONLY FOR SEX. WHERE HAS "HONOUR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER" GONE TO?
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-08-2006, 06:26 PM
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**** YOU mormonS WHO THINK WOMEN ARE ONLY FOR SEX. WHERE HAS "HONOUR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER" GONE TO?
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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
10-08-2006, 06:32 PM
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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Women could teach you manners and physics. 
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
02-13-2007, 08:21 AM
Women and men are equal. Grow up. Want proof? Well... If you can't see all the women doing "men's jobs" just as good, if not better than a man, then you are blind.
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