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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-16-2016, 07:53 PM
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You may have a point, but the appeal would be to the ones who are truly committed to taking care of their bodies, which is usually why Planet Fitness bans them while they provide free pizza to comfort eaters. The gluttons should stay home and eat greasy food in front of a television all day if they do not want to be ridiculed. Everyone gets exhausted at some point, but a healthy body takes effort and discipline to abtain for gluttonous slobs who blame their fatness on genetics even though they consume several calories a day when they only need a quarter of their caloric intake.
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Dear, if I have understood of the context of your post correctly, you have just stated that all Knights of Columbus are worthless gluttonous slobs?
That doesn't surprise me, really. I mean, they have to be slobs otherwise they'd picked up the Holy Bible and realized that everything they were taught in the Catholic Church was a blatant lie. And they do tend to look gluttonous based on the photographs you have so helpfully provided.
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-16-2016, 08:47 PM
I truly believe Brothers and Sisters of Landover, that the culprit behind the sodomite den called Planet Fitness is more sinister than the catholic knights. He poses as a helpful, cheerful fitness guru when in reality he is an agent of satan himself.
Born to a jewess lewd fan dancer and a methodist thrift store merchant, he himself converted to catholicism hoping to become a priest because he was so obese, 300 lbs and climbing, no one wanted him. It was at this time in his home town of New Orleans where many a sodomite is born and lives,
that he made a crossroads deal with the devil himself.
For every pound he lost and kept off, he had to convert souls to homosexuality and then turn them over to satan. He happily obliged, and the man we now know as Richard Simmons was born. Sporting his purple and gold colors he is known in many circles as the king of gay.
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-16-2016, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Veronica Brentwood
I truly believe Brothers and Sisters of Landover, that the culprit behind the sodomite den called Planet Fitness is more sinister than the catholic knights. He poses as a helpful, cheerful fitness guru when in reality he is an agent of satan himself.
Born to a jewess lewd fan dancer and a methodist thrift store merchant, he himself converted to catholicism hoping to become a priest because he was so obese, 300 lbs and climbing, no one wanted him. It was at this time in his home town of New Orleans where many a sodomite is born and lives,
that he made a crossroads deal with the devil himself.
For every pound he lost and kept off, he had to convert souls to homosexuality and then turn them over to satan. He happily obliged, and the man we now know as Richard Simmons was born. Sporting his purple and gold colors he is known in many circles as the king of gay.
V.B.
dictated but not read.
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Very interesting and relevant.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-17-2016, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Dear, if I have understood of the context of your post correctly, you have just stated that all Knights of Columbus are worthless gluttonous slobs?...
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Originally Posted by Veronica Brentwood
I truly believe Brothers and Sisters of Landover, that the culprit behind the sodomite den called Planet Fitness is more sinister than the catholic knights. He poses as a helpful, cheerful fitness guru when in reality he is an agent of satan himself...
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The question here is not who commits the worst sins, actually. If we look at how Jesus deals with sinners (a good example of this is depicted on Mr. Alexandrus's very well-thought-of signature verse), all sins are equally repulsive for him, the feathered cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5) and youth seduction (Matthew 18:6-7) characteristic the Columbus Nighty-Nights) and the rainbow cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5) and youth seduction (Matthew 18:6-7) characteristic of the Planet Fitness people.
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
So it's not the quality that matters. What then? In fact, we must look into Numbers to see how many recruits each of these organization has been able to lure to the Dark Side (Revelation 16:11):
- Planet Fitness has more than 1000 Sodomy clubs = let's say about 1,000,000 victims.
- Knights of Columbus: more than 1,800,000 victims and the male membership is still engorging.
Both still have the chance to Repent and accept Jesus but I am not optimistic, and I am afraid that from out vantage point we'll see millions of cross-dressing gluttons marching one day on the banks of the Yukon River as the main attack force of the Enemy.
Somehow I don't think Jesus has anything to worry about the outcome of this eventual battle (as depicted in the great signature verse of our friend Mr. Alexandrus)...
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-17-2016, 10:04 AM
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The question here is not who commits the worst sins, actually. If we look at how Jesus deals with sinners (a good example of this is depicted on Mr. Alexandrus's very well-thought-of signature verse), all sins are equally repulsive for him, the feathered cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5) and youth seduction (Matthew 18:6-7) characteristic the Columbus Nighty-Nights) and the rainbow cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5) and youth seduction (Matthew 18:6-7) characteristic of the Planet Fitness people.
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
So it's not the quality that matters. What then? In fact, we must look into Numbers to see how many recruits each of these organization has been able to lure to the Dark Side (Revelation 16:11): - Planet Fitness has more than 1000 Sodomy clubs = let's say about 1,000,000 victims.
- Knights of Columbus: more than 1,800,000 victims and the male membership is still engorging.
Both still have the chance to Repent and accept Jesus but I am not optimistic, and I am afraid that from out vantage point we'll see millions of cross-dressing gluttons marching one day on the banks of the Yukon River as the main attack force of the Enemy.
Somehow I don't think Jesus has anything to worry about the outcome of this eventual battle (as depicted in the great signature verse of our friend Mr. Alexandrus)...
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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I cannot believe that Planet Fitness has heavy barbells, but I guess that the picture that you posted was taken in its early years; because it has removed many weightlifting equipment like squat racks for intimidating the gluttonous feminists.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Reason: I made a typo
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-17-2016, 08:15 PM
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-17-2016, 09:45 PM
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Dear, if I have understood of the context of your post correctly, you have just stated that all Knights of Columbus are worthless gluttonous slobs?
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For the most part, this is correct, as most Knights of Colombus are closeted homosexuals. And within this sordid and filthy lifestyle choice, almost universally they choose to be the recipient of the sodomy, as rapacious bottom-queens. After all, one will seldom find a strong, power-top homo wearing feathers.
Spending much of their time face down, on a mattress in seedy motels, it is not surprising that many wiggle like a baggie full of jello when they are again mobile. Fitness is not an interest; only insatiable anal lust for man-steel.
When I decided to be queer, the choice came with the associated (and mandatory) gay-agenda quota of at least 10 homo-rectal intercourse trysts per day. While this might seem achievable with the scads of God-hating fags among us these days, sometimes it can actually be difficult to punch that many rectums per day. Poor health, disease, homelessness and drug use puts many homos out of action very quickly after they make the choice to pack mud.
So as I moved from city to city and flophouse to flophouse, I would map the meeting places of the Knights of Columbus and always keep these sissies in mind. If I came up short, with only 7 or 8 colonic couplings in the park bushes, I knew where to go. A quick cruise to a K of C meeting and I could have as many nancy boys as I needed to make my goal. In short order. Quivering blobs of effeminate gayness, with their ankles pinned to their ears, and I was done for the day.
Praise Jesus Christ for leading me from such reprobate degeneracy! I remember the K of C and keep them in my prayers, that they will also abandon the wickedness that makes Jesus weep inconsolably.
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
05-18-2016, 03:57 PM
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For the most part, this is correct, as most Knights of Colombus are closeted homosexuals. And within this sordid and filthy lifestyle choice, almost universally they choose to be the recipient of the sodomy, as rapacious bottom-queens. After all, one will seldom find a strong, power-top homo wearing feathers.
Spending much of their time face down, on a mattress in seedy motels, it is not surprising that many wiggle like a baggie full of jello when they are again mobile. Fitness is not an interest; only insatiable anal lust for man-steel.
When I decided to be queer, the choice came with the associated (and mandatory) gay-agenda quota of at least 10 homo-rectal intercourse trysts per day. While this might seem achievable with the scads of God-hating fags among us these days, sometimes it can actually be difficult to punch that many rectums per day. Poor health, disease, homelessness and drug use puts many homos out of action very quickly after they make the choice to pack mud.
So as I moved from city to city and flophouse to flophouse, I would map the meeting places of the Knights of Columbus and always keep these sissies in mind. If I came up short, with only 7 or 8 colonic couplings in the park bushes, I knew where to go. A quick cruise to a K of C meeting and I could have as many nancy boys as I needed to make my goal. In short order. Quivering blobs of effeminate gayness, with their ankles pinned to their ears, and I was done for the day.
Praise Jesus Christ for leading me from such reprobate degeneracy! I remember the K of C and keep them in my prayers, that they will also abandon the wickedness that makes Jesus weep inconsolably.
In Him
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What else took place at the meetings?
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown -
10-12-2016, 11:54 PM
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Oh, those homers think they are so cunning and subtle with their homersex innuendos. Just look at that sign. Just look at it! Do they really think anyone believes that is a bagel? Why, it is as clear as the sky above that the 'bagel' is nothing more than a gaping anus!
These people make me sick!
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I guess that you have a point because the Bagel's hole does not have the purple background of the poster. Good observation on your part.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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