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Maybe if you were driving a Godly American car instead of some jap piece of junk he might've given you a break.
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05-13-2012, 05:15 PM
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Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
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And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.
I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.
Bathe in stillborn blood.
I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.
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05-13-2012, 05:22 PM
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And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.
I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.
Bathe in stillborn blood.
I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.
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Perkatory? Are you a dyslexic Catholic?
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05-13-2012, 05:24 PM
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And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.
I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.
Bathe in stillborn blood.
I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.
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Perkatory? Is that a bit like Lumbo?
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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05-13-2012, 05:25 PM
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And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.
I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.
Bathe in stillborn blood.
I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.
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What kind of a man is named "Colita?" I took you to be a nigress.
And what on earth is "perkatory?" Are you a Catholic Mary worshiper? They aren't Christians you know.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-13-2012, 05:27 PM
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What kind of a man is named "Colita?" I took you to be a nigress.
And what on earth is "perkatory?" Are you a Catholic Mary worshiper? They aren't Christians you know.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.
I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.
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05-13-2012, 05:28 PM
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I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.
I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.
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Dear Foreigner;
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-13-2012, 05:30 PM
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I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.
I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.
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Who by?
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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05-13-2012, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ColitaBinger
I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.
I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.
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Wahey! Let's all just make up any old new age nonsense.
By the way, we don't worship idols. You have us confused with Catholics.
You seem to be on a bit of a directionless rant and perhaps a little inebriated.
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05-13-2012, 05:32 PM
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What kind of a man is named "Colita?" I took you to be a nigress.
And what on earth is "perkatory?" Are you a Catholic Mary worshiper? They aren't Christians you know.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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Colita is the tops of the marijuana plant; I would recommend you learn how materials & elements work on this earth.
Your the type of guy that gets a tattoo even though you are not the lord and you'll parish for so.
You'll allway's have dominus in your life; Prepare for domination.
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05-13-2012, 05:37 PM
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I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.
I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.
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Listen Miss Colitis Bringer,
Your user user name is strangely accurate, because you're a real pain in the behind! That gibberish you just posted makes less sense than the other hate filled rants you posted yesterday.
And I don't want to sound like a broken record, but just click the link in the Pastors post and INTRODUCE YOURSELF!
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05-13-2012, 05:38 PM
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Listen Miss Colitis Bringer,
Your user user name is strangely accurate, because you're a real pain in the behind! That gibberish you just posted makes less sense than the other hate filled rants you posted yesterday.
And I don't want to sound like a broken record, but just click the link in the Pastors post and INTRODUCE YOURSELF!
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It can introduce itself to satan once it lands in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-13-2012, 05:42 PM
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It can introduce itself to satan once it lands in hell.
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It was obviously a marihuana junky.
No wonder it was so violently hateful and incoherent. The Devil's Weed grows all along the road to Hell.
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05-15-2012, 01:36 AM
[QUOTE=ExGay Alex;623512]Dear Levi,
Other children visit often, so he would not be bored. In fact, a lot of other "Little Levi's" are often down at my apartment. And while I know he would miss you, I can assure you that the spirit of Jesus touches my home and I have every reason to know that, if your son spent a few nights at my place, he would be touched also.
levi dont do it man. he is gonna rape your son!
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05-17-2012, 09:18 AM
Too young. Not a sinner. Pass.
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05-17-2012, 01:46 PM
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Too young. Not a sinner. Pass.
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To whom are you responding?
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05-18-2012, 07:01 AM
I'll give you 3 sheep for her. Because you know, sheep are more useful then women these days.
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05-18-2012, 01:52 PM
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I TIMOTHY 2
13 ..Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression: How are your prospects for salvation looking? Mr Portway has given you an oppotuunity here and it's been - how long now?
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Probably good news - you are with child and only 4hours after my last (concerned) post!
But don't forget your other obligations:
[I TIMOTHY 2]
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.
©1611 Mr Portway will not be expecting any lapses and remember, excuses are only excuses, which is a form of LYING. Childbearing will be very unpleasant for you. God teaches us:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorowe and thy conception. In sorow thou shalt bring forth children: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and hee shall rule ouer thee.
©1611 God always knows best, which in your case means that Mr Portway knows best:
Ephesians 5:22 Wiues, submit your selues vnto your own husbands, as vnto the Lord.
©1611 That means Mr Portway is as far above you as God is above him. The Bible is very clear about this. God's instruction continues:
Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, euen as Christ is the head of the Church: and he is the sauiour of the body. Therefore as the Church is subiect vnto Christ, so let the wiues bee to their owne husbands in euery thing.
©1611 God is very clear isn't He Mrs Portway.
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05-19-2012, 04:12 AM
This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen... Women are people. She is a god unto herself and she will decide who she shall marry. Whether it be a man or woman. Only she can decide who to love.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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05-19-2012, 04:26 AM
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This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen... Women are people. She is a god unto herself and she will decide who she shall marry. Whether it be a man or woman. Only she can decide who to love.
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