[Virginia Day Templeton]

BREAKING NEWS! A popular heavy metal "singer" has been detained for trying to blow up a British airport in the name of Allah. Yes, you read that correctly. Heavy metal is a threat to national security!

The Judas Priest trial didn't do it... neither did the Norwegian church burnings... what will it take for Congress to finally establish sanctions against this wicked music and impose the death penalty on the demons who play it? Another 9/11?!

'Taleban-like beard' sees Metallica frontman detained at airport

10:00AM Monday July 09, 2007

James Hetfield, frontman of US metal rockers Metallica, was detained at a British Airport before his appearance at London's Live Earth gig on Saturday.

According to British newspaper The Times, the rocker jetted into Luton airport ahead of Saturday's Live Earth concert at Wembley Stadium - where his legendary rock band was due to perform - but was halted by officials before he could leave the terminal.

The legendary frontman was then subjected to a brief line of questioning, after which security-conscious officials were left red-faced when Hetfield explained he was a member of a world-famous rock band.

The Times claims Hetfield's friends blame his "Taleban-like beard" for the interrogation.

Metallica formed in 1981 and have become one of the most successful heavy metal bands selling 90 million records worldwide.

The band, currently touring the UK with their Sick of the Studio tour, will release a new album towards the end of this year.

The new face of Islamofascism.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Slipknot and Avenged Sevenfold are awesome. What did these bands ever do to you? Do you just go out to pick fights with anyone?

Slipknot openly declare themselves to be heretics, for crying out loud, and also wear all kinds of sinful masks, directly inspired by the Catholic anti-God traditions of voodoo. Why, one of them even has a tallywhacker for a nose! He's almost as bad as SpongeBob! Avenged Sevenfold may have a pleasingly Biblical name, but they also endorse Adam and Eve's decision to commit original sin, and encourage their fans to emulate the deceased demon Hunter S. Thompson by gobbling mescaline, blowing their heads off with shotguns, and criticising Republicans. Not groovy, daddy-o.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Slipknot and A7X are really not my favorites, but Ixi, you should check Within Temptation out. The chick's voice is beautiful and the rythem of their music is nice as well.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Blind leading the blind

Slipknot and A7X are really not my favorites, but Ixi, you should check Within Temptation out.

Are all secular "musicians" (and I use the term loosely) engaged in some sort of a deranged one-upmanship contest to see who can come up with the most vile and sinful name? Someone'll probably try calling a band Rotting Christ or 1,000 Homo DJs next!

[Simonthehall]

There is nothing wrong with heavy metal, its one of the genres of music where you really need to have talent.

And, "goodbye", what's that about? there are more metal bands that have emerged in the past 8 years and the 90's than probably any other music.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Simonthehall

There is nothing wrong with heavy metal, its one of the genres of music where you really need to have hair.

And, "goodbye", what's that about? there are more metal bands that have emerged in the past 8 years and the 90's than probably any other music.

Oh, yeah, do you have a list?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Simonthehall

There is nothing wrong with heavy metal, its one of the genres of music where you really need to have talent.

And, "goodbye", what's that about? there are more metal bands that have emerged in the past 8 years and the 90's than probably any other music.

It doesn't take any talent to make an electrified guitar screech and wail like a demon. The nigra Jimmy Hedricks proved that, and Jesus killed him for trying.

And the idea that MORE heavy metal bands "proves" they are worthwhile is absurd. The world has more cockroaches than it used to, too (thanks to the wetbacks), but that doesn't mean that cockroaches are delicious, now does it?

Read the Bible instead of listening to that satanic garbage.

[Simonthehall]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Oh, yeah, do you have a list?

It would be my pleasure.

First the 90's:
All That Remains
Avenged Sevenfold
Black Label Society
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Cradle of Filth
Disturbed
Down
DragonForce
Evergrey
Gojira
Hammerfall
High on Fire
In Flames
Killswitch Engage
KoRn
Lamb of God
Machine Head
Mastodon
Pantera
Primal Fear
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstien
Shadows Fall
Slipknot
Strapping Young Lad
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Turisas


Now the 2000's
Bullet for my Valentine
The Darkness
Dethklok
Devildriver
Divine Heresy
Evile
Priestess
Speed Theory
The Sword
Trivium

[Nobar King]

Turn it off!! My ears are bleeding!!

[Simonthehall]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Turn it off!! My ears are bleeding!!

Yeah, from the fact you aren't manly enough to handle them!

[Dr. Zaius]

Originally Posted by Simonthehall

Yeah, from the fact you aren't manly enough to handle them!

Those bands you listed, SimonLeBon, are for teenagers. No self respecting adult, Christian or not, would listen to that junk. You'll understand when you are older that there is more out there than just a bunch of kids doing their best to piss off adults.

[Battery]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

BREAKING NEWS! A popular heavy metal "singer" has been detained for trying to blow up a British airport in the name of Allah. Yes, you read that correctly. Heavy metal is a threat to national security!

The Judas Priest trial didn't do it... neither did the Norwegian church burnings... what will it take for Congress to finally establish sanctions against this wicked music and impose the death penalty on the demons who play it? Another 9/11?!

The new face of Islamofascism.

Lady, your an imbecile, you actually believe a BRITISH tabloid???? The fact that James Hetfield is a christian (same with the rest of the band), and is strongly against terrorism. You fail.

[Nobar King]

I was under the impression that James Hetfield was raised in the "church" of Scientology.

[cody2008]

how about theres a band called impending doom and there a metalcore band. but however there more radicals then all of you because they probably beleive so much that they wouldnt just sit on a computer and talk about what they would do to a non beleiver or w/e the hell u want to call them but they would actually do it right there on the spot. and how about the devil wears prada there a metal band and they went up right next to a openly satanic band and still tried to spread the "word". i think most of u are just pissed because they show more courage then you do to say the words openly so u stick to text. but i gtg to my next class now. so holla

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by (>'.')> t('.'t)

how about theres a band called impending doom and there a metalcore band. but however there more radicals then all of you because they probably beleive so much that they wouldnt just sit on a computer and talk about what they would do to a non beleiver or w/e the hell u want to call them but they would actually do it right there on the spot. and how about the devil wears prada there a metal band and they went up right next to a openly satanic band and still tried to spread the "word". i think most of u are just pissed because they show more courage then you do to say the words openly so u stick to text. but i gtg to my next class now. so holla

hola, porque enojado?

[Benjamin Kauman]

Metal will never die in fact its growing more popular since it has evolved im from manchester soi should know about this kinda music iits changin fast in fact im one of its pioneers with many others obviously shreddin with an indie tinge metal shall rule once more lol I,,I

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Kauman

Metal will never die in fact its growing more popular since it has evolved im from manchester soi should know about this kinda music iits changin fast in fact im one of its pioneers with many others obviously shreddin with an indie tinge metal shall rule once more lol I,,I

lord Jesus be the only pioneers of metals, the metals of the sword which gonna come out of his mouths!

And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh. <--- that be revelation 19:21

[Therighteousshepard]

Originally Posted by Talitha

About 15 to 20 years ago the Music Industry changed It's Format from Vinyl to Compact Disk. PRAISE JESUS

It seems to me that from that very same period of time, there started to be a very steady demise in the popularity of Heavy Metal Music.
I think the two are connected, because no longer could these Satanic Bands put out Subliminal messages the way they did when Vinyl Recordings were played backwards.

Added to that, to achieve the "Big Hair" look of the 1980's meant that the Bands had to invest Tens of thousands of $$ on gallons of Hair spray, consequently either Bankrupting or killing many Band Members with the Toxic Gas produced in the dressing room.
This of course was the one and only cause of there being such a big hole in the Ozone layer during the 1990's which God has subsequently started to close up.

Praise Jesus for starting to kill-off Homers like Ozzie Osbourne with Mental illness. One of the Founding Fathers of Satan's own Music, he will soon be accountable to God for his Sins.

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The very dead John Lennon once famously said: "Christianity will go. It will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that. I'm right and I will be proved right. We are more popular than Jesus now."

Jesus had other ideas!

Praise The Lord for helping us to win one more battle against Satanic influences.

Ecclesiastes 7:5
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.

Wait, if you ARE a Christian aren't you meant to be tolerant. What with the whole "Love your Enemies" and whatnot.

It just that as a Metal fan, I have listened to a large amount, and (wait for it) I AM NOT A SATANIST!

In fact, I view that fact that God has given us the ability to make music to cater to the tastes of many as a good thing.

The medium of Metal/Rock music is used to convey many things, for example one of my favourite bands "Avenged Sevenfold" have lyrics that are based on bible verse, like "The Beast and The Harlot" A song about the falling of Babylon, and the advanced bible reader will recognise their name as a homage to the verse "And his vengeance... Sevenfold"

Aside from that they have many songs about missing a loved one, a truly spiritual thing.


Although Rammstien are GOD HATING MONKEY SCREWING SATANISTS

I await an (intelligent, logical, and not "because of the Bible" reasoning) response. Much thanks.

The Righteous Shepard.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Therighteousshepard

I await an (intelligent, logical, and not "because of the Bible" reasoning) response. Much thanks.

The Righteous Shepard.

Read the above over a few times. This proves your satanic with your hate towards the Bible. You dare to say the Bible is not intelligent and logical?

I can also guarantee no True Christian listens to that metal garbage.

[Therighteousshepard]

Yeah, have you seen the Bible?

It's got more plot holes than Inception.

So we love everyone (Love Thy Neighbour), but we burn all the homosexuals?

Also, "Turn the other cheek" and lo and behold, here it's if anyone questions God, they must burn in hell for eternity?

Why does no "true Christian" listen to Metal?

Oh also, you may want to edit your message

"This proves your satanic with your hate towards the Bible."

The first "your" should be you're as it is a contraction of "you are".

I, the Righteous Shepard, am offended that you think I'm not a true Christian.