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Indeed, the Lord works in mysterious ways!

BROOKLYN WOMAN SWALLOWED ALIVE FOR PANSY-FYING CHILDREN

NEW YORK (Dec. 5) - A woman out walking Monday was swallowed by the sidewalk when it caved in under her.

The woman, 64, fell into a sinkhole about 5 feet by 2 feet wide and about 5 feet deep in front of a house in the Canarsie section of Brooklyn.

Firefighters rushed to the woman's aid, using metal hooks to pull concrete chunks off her before strapping her to a stretcher and removing her from the hole.

The woman, who had just picked up her two grandchildren from a nearby dance school and gone to a grocery store, was taken to a hospital Monday evening . . .

Numbers 16:30
But if the Lord make a new thing, and the earth open her mouth, and swallow them up, with all that appertain unto them, and they go down quick into the pit; then ye shall understand that these men have provoked the Lord.

Numbers 16:32
And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up . . .

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Hey, that's almost as cool as that old David Bowie movie, "The Man the Earth Fell On"!