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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masses! - 03-06-2013, 12:49 PM

jesus christ you guys are a bunch of piffleing retarded hypocrites pretending to be christian




everyone with a decent mental capacity knows that IF there is a god and a heaven, you guys will end up burning in hell for the eternity sucking on satans big red penis AND you will enjoy it
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-06-2013, 12:54 PM

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You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.

So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.


is he a very important and busy man?

is it important to rape children pretending it to be an act of god?
fcuk off retard


you didn't even manage to get the Norwegian flag right (and instead gave us a picture of the Finnish flag)
proof you're as intelligent as a fcuking chimp

Darwinism shows we are relatives, but I had no idea we where THAT close
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-06-2013, 01:01 PM

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is he a very important and busy man?
Yes, Pastor Ezekiel is important and very busy doing God's work.

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is it important to rape children pretending it to be an act of god?
God is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6) so everything is an act of God. So no doubt children who get raped did something to offend God.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-07-2013, 06:31 AM

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Darwinism shows we are relatives, but I had no idea we where THAT close
If you only had a few million years to figure out whether Darwin was right.

Praise Him!!!
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