NOVEMBER 26TH IS:
Thanksgiving (if it's Thursday)
Independence day in Mongolia. A very weird country, their heroes live on a great plain, in tents, and spend their days on horseback lassoing animals. Everybody knows the only real heroes are fighter pilots.
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: NOVEMBER 26th
2008 – Terrorist attacks in Mumbai neutralize 164 and inflict mobility-casualties on more than 250. As mostly Hindu cow-worshippers, and a few Muslim and Jews, they all burn in HELL.
2004 – Last "Black-faced honeycreeper" (No, not a typical rapist, but the name of a species of bird) dies of Avian malaria. It's not extinct because God can create a new one whenever He wants. Which is probably never. There's enough black-faced honeycreepers in brooklyn and south-central L.A.
1968 - O.J. Simpson is named football's Heisman Trophy winner for 1968. It is well-earned: he is not just a great football player, but also a brave practitioner of Biblical Law, carrying out the execution of his adulterous wife and her co-adulterer. -
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. -
Leviticus 20:10
1962 - Anglican
apologist C.S. Lewis writes in a letter: 'No doubt [my body] has often led me astray: but not half so often, I suspect, as my soul has led IT astray. For the spiritual evils ... arise more from the imagination than from the appetites.' Translation: he's an impotent but dirty minded introvert/nerd. More proof that Anglicans are just Catholics with bad cooking.
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And what a dirty imagination C.S. Lewis had!
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1941 - Japanese carrier force sets out for Pearl Harbor. This was back before the Japanese learn that the best way to destroy America is with
subtle cultural poisoning.
1917 - NHL founded. Who the heck wants to watch white people play a sport? Our job is to watch black people sweat.
1914 - Battleship HMS Bulwark explodes at Sheerness Harbor, 788 die. Sailers are infamous for whoring ashore and sodomy afloat. Britannia doesn't rule the waves, GOD'S WRATH does.
1865 - Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland published. Contains stealthy anti-Christian propaganda such as the following:
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"Fourteen of March, I think it was," he said.
"Fifteenth," said March Hare.
"Sixteenth," said the Dormouse.
"Write that down," the king said to the jury; & the jury eagerly wrote down all the three dates on their slates, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence
This refers to the alleged "contradiction" in the Bible over whether Jesus was crucified the day before Passover (John 19:14-16) or the day after (Mark 14:12, Mark 15:25)
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1864 - Fort Lyon, Colorado: Major Scott Anthony evicts savage Cheyennes, who are mooching off the fort for protection from Biblical-Law obeying vigilantes. This leads to the glorious victory at the battle of Sand Creek, 29 November.
1842 – The
University of Notre Dame is founded.
1827 - Birth of Ellen G. White, Christian leader who helped create the 7th Day Adventist Church, and thus
Christian martyr David Koresh.
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Proved that masturbation causes illness and death:If the practice [self-indulgence] is continued from the age of fifteen and upward, nature will protest against the abuse he has suffered, and continues to suffer, and will make them pay the penalty for the transgression of his laws, especially from the ages of thirty to forty-five, by numerous pains in the system, and various diseases, such as affection of the liver and lungs, neuralgia, rheumatism, affection of the spine, diseased kidneys, and cancerous tumors. Some of nature's fine machinery gives way, leaving a heavier task for the remaining to perform, which disorders nature's fine arrangement, and there is often a sudden breaking down of the constitution; and death is the result
Her teachings inspired anti-masurbation activist John Harvey Kellogg to invent Corn Flakes, a food that prevents the arousing of passions by virtue of its flavorless. The polar opposite of the perverts at General Mills.
She also proved that non-white people exist because of breeding with animals:Every species of animal which God had created were preserved in the ark. The confused species which God did not create, which were the result of amalgamation, were destroyed by the flood. Since the flood there has been amalgamation of man and beast, as may be seen in the almost endless varieties of species of animals, and in certain races of men
Great minds think alike.
In fact the Bible even states that Egyptians have horses and donkeys in their family tree:
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:19-20
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1778 – Hawaii: Captain James Cook discovers Maui, before anyone else does. Proof that white people are superior. Ever heard of non-White people discovering a Pacific Island?
DAMNED TO HELL ON NOVEMBER 26th:
1938 – Flora Call Disney, mother of anti-Christian jew-propagandist
Walt Disney.
1919: Mary Edwards Walker: Feminazi, nurse of
Northern Aggression (only woman ever award a medal of honor, but Jesus made sure it was taken away).
A cross-dresser, she often wore male-style clothing, including a top hat.
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The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God. - Deuteronomy 22:5
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1911 - Paul Lafargue, son-in-law of Karl Marx and author of
The Right to Be Lazy. No, I'm serious. Karl Marx's son-in-law wrote a book called
The Right to Be Lazy. And the CIA was surprised when communism collapsed?
1876 – Karl Ernst von Baer, German "embryologist" - a scientist who plays around the the corpses of unborn babies. Spread pro-abortion propaganda claiming that blastulas look like fishes, rather than the perfectly-formed blue-eyed babies they actually are.
1607 – John Harvard, anglican clergyman whose fortune founded the liberal brainwashing center Harvard University.
ASCENDED TO HEAVEN ON NOVEMBER 26th:
Nobody.
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