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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-04-2015, 08:25 PM
Praise !
I believe I've found a group of like-minded brethren and sisteren ... for study, guidance, support, and discipline.
In my renewed mind (Romans 12:2), the "Rainbow Isle" doesn't even have the slightest resonance of attraction to it, especially to any strong, genuine, Christian men. In fact, I find it rather repulsive. Also, I would wager tourism will suffer and loose money from having to change everything from Emerald Green to big, bold, bright rainbows, plus Christians don't want to see all that gaysexuality stuffed down our throats!
Those Irish fairies have defiantly abandoned 's Word for buggery, taking the entire country into their abomination and lawlessness (Romans 1:27), and dooming themselves to even more burning flames of the eternal pits of (Mark 9:44) - AGAIN!
As a nation of predominantly "Roman Catholics", Bro. Hardwick clearly explains in 's Word why there idolatry and goddess worship has doomed them to the fires of already ... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/catholics.html
This is just one more Exxon Valdez load of jet fuel to add to the eternal flames and damnation!
Thank you, for the which sets us free daily from our own demonic oppression and gaysexuality! I's so happy that I chose to be a hetero for !
Keep me ("us") in your prayers as I am looking for a good, relatively attractive, understanding, modest, sensitive, Saved, quiet, Landover Baptist woman for a potential obedient, Christ-like bride-to-be!
Thank , I have been set free and homo-nomo!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-04-2015, 09:20 PM
Thinking about this, I wonder if it's perhaps our Lord's Holy Will? It's certainly a good way of getting rid of the Irish, unless of course they are able to breed anally. That seems unlikely, though I suppose it might explain how they came to be the way they are.
So that would take care of the southern, bog-trotting Irish - plus the catlicks in the north who slavishly follow them. The rest of the northern lot, who are basically Scotch, are a separate problem. But nobody of taste will breed with them and it can only be a matter of time before they refuse to breed with each other.
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06-04-2015, 09:26 PM
With all their excessive drinking one has to wonder if they even know about the difference between vaginal and anal sex.
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06-04-2015, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Thinking about this, I wonder if it's perhaps our Lord's Holy Will? It's certainly a good way of getting rid of the Irish, unless of course they are able to breed anally. That seems unlikely, though I suppose it might explain how they came to be the way they are.
So that would take care of the southern, bog-trotting Irish - plus the catlicks in the north who slavishly follow them. The rest of the northern lot, who are basically Scotch, are a separate problem. But nobody of taste will breed with them and it can only be a matter of time before they refuse to breed with each other.
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Amen, Sister! Amen!
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06-05-2015, 04:09 AM
An anal sex training robot, fittingly named "Patrick", has just been unleashed upon the world. I'm sure every grammar school in Ireland will have one soon.
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06-06-2015, 01:30 AM
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An anal sex training robot, fittingly named "Patrick", has just been unleashed upon the world. I'm sure every grammar school in Ireland will have one soon.
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I find it disgusting how medical schools publish pornography and call it "the healing arts".
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06-06-2015, 01:47 AM
I agree with the prevailing understanding that the British Isles are a bastion of perversions, sin, lewd behavior and are the proven point of origin of the Democrats. Nothing they do surprises me.
The Scots, as an example, are a race of hairy, inbred brutes, most of whom seem to have carnal knowledge of their sisters, as well as diverse barnyard animals. Many are Roman Papists, some are Presbyterians and most of them have no religion to speak of. They are drinkers of whiskey and wearers of women's clothing.
The Irish are a degenerate race who are given to idol worship. They are also whiskey drinkers, actors and prostitutes and many of them are wearers of women's clothing as well, though it is not the national dress. Evidence of this cross dressing issue can be found in the results of the very election this thread is addressing.
The English, of course, are the very worst. They are mostly drunk on gin and on welfare. The most manly Englishman since Winston Churchill was a woman (Margaret Thatcher), if that is any clue to the state of English masculinity. We didn't even know there are a few Christians there until the internet was invented and they got in touch.
I expect the whole continent of England will be Muslim within the next few years.
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06-06-2015, 04:23 AM
It is my understanding that this is the national anthem of the new gay Ireland.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-06-2015, 06:46 AM
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I agree with the prevailing understanding that the British Isles are a bastion of perversions, sin, lewd behavior and are the proven point of origin of the Democrats.
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I concur.
And the same applies to Ireland.
As someone who lives in Scotland, I cling on to the hope that because the Unicorn is our national animal, the Lord may take pity on our country and enter us with his immense love.
Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.
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06-06-2015, 07:24 AM
I admire your relentless optimism, Mr Glass, although I fear it may be misplaced. Does your national anthem even mention God?
Brother Alvin, you did not mention the fourth part of the British Isles, Wales, a country so wicked that its national animal is the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan (Revelation 20:2). Also, their national anthem is about a saucepan, with no reference to God. Whatever is that about?
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-06-2015, 07:37 PM
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Brother Alvin, you did not mention the fourth part of the British Isles, Wales, ]
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I don't know how in the world I forgot the Welsh. Most of them were killed by the English, either hanged for cattle theft or blown up by artillery due to some kind of revolt. I had believed that the last of them had long since decamped for America, here to become shoplifters. Clearly, some have survived, though I don't know how they live. The English all have bad teeth now and can no longer eat beef. Thus, there are no cows left to steal, as they have all been sent to Argentina. The English probably support the remaining Welsh with welfare.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-06-2015, 07:49 PM
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The English all have bad teeth now and can no longer eat beef. Thus, there are no cows left to steal, as they have all been sent to Argentina.
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The Welsh now farm sheep, Brother. However, they don't only farm them, if you know what I mean. I hesitate to be more explicit, but I will say that what they do to them renders the meat inedible to any decent Christian.
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06-07-2015, 02:28 AM
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Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-24-2015, 03:14 PM
I am from Ireland. I did not vote in that referendum at all.
Ireland has become a homo enabling nation, that makes my heart ache.
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06-24-2015, 05:06 PM
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I am from Ireland. I did not vote in that referendum at all...
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So it's all your fault.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-24-2015, 05:16 PM
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I am from Ireland. I did not vote in that referendum at all.
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Why ever not if you are, as you claim, a man? I think men still have the vote in Ireland, don't they?
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06-24-2015, 09:40 PM
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Why ever not if you are, as you claim, a man? I think men still have the vote in Ireland, don't they?
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I did not register to vote.....Forgive me for saying this, but I was too lazy to register......
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-24-2015, 11:17 PM
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I did not register to vote.....Forgive me for saying this, but I was too lazy to register......
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By "lazy" don't you mean "drunk"?
Not voting against anal sex is the same as voting for anal sex!
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-25-2015, 02:58 AM
Lame. In my medical training, we trained on each other.
Mark 13:22
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06-25-2015, 03:18 AM
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Lame. In my medical training, we trained on each other.
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What in the world are you talking about? Have you taken to strong drink?
Read this, heathen: Proverbs 20:1
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