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Please pray for my kitten -
11-30-2011, 09:56 PM
My kitten is properly stressing out and hiding up chimneys and everything because he fell out with his mum (another cat - we're not insane) and she chased him.
Please pray that God will intervene and get him to calm down.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-01-2011, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
My kitten is properly stressing out and hiding up chimneys and everything because he fell out with his mum (another cat - we're not insane) and she chased him.
Please pray that God will intervene and get him to calm down.
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I will pray. What kind of cat do you have? Tabby? Siamese? Persian?
Just a Christian Girl.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-01-2011, 08:16 AM
One of my sons Ismachiah (aged 8) read you post and is going to ask his friends in assembly to pray for the kitten. 1000 little children all praying to God, that should hopefully work.
If not then Ismachiah suggested lighting the fire because you don't want the little bastard pissing up there and anyway God LOVES the sweet savour of burning flesh.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-01-2011, 08:35 AM
Truly the power of prayer is immense. Once I had decided to leave it to the power of the Lord and stop trying to coax him down it wasn't long before he was at least hiding in my wardrobe instead.
As the night moved on the prayers must have done their work because not only did he wake me up lovingly this morning by purring loudly and bashing me in the face but he and his mother were reconciled.
This sort of thing happens all the time but scoffers are so quick to dismiss it out of hand. God works so hard to respond to us.
Perhaps the school children could turn it into a joyful song of praise and celebration. The Lord is mighty!
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-01-2011, 08:50 AM
Wonderful! Yet more evidence of the power of prayer.
GLORY!
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-01-2011, 11:33 AM
I often pray for pussy so I may as well include yours.
Please tell us its name so I can properly address the prayer.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-02-2011, 05:17 AM
I will pray for your cat! I love pussies soooo much, I love stroking them all day!
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-02-2011, 11:50 AM
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I will pray for your cat! I love pussies soooo much, I love stroking them all day!
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Oh, come on. All of us get tired after 3 hours. And that's when they DON'T scratch us.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-02-2011, 03:22 PM
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Oh, come on. All of us get tired after 3 hours. And that's when they DON'T scratch us.
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If they're scratching you when you stroke you're doing it wrong.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-02-2011, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
My kitten is properly stressing out and hiding up chimneys
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What's the problem with just lighting the fire?
God has much more important matters to attend to.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-02-2011, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
What's the problem with just lighting the fire?
God has much more important matters to attend to.
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Prayer worked so I must have God's favour. Please don't burst my bubble, Sister. As I type he is reconciled with his mother and about to pounce on her head.
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Re: Please pray for my kitten -
12-02-2011, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
Oh, come on. All of us get tired after 3 hours. And that's when they DON'T scratch us.
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I don't think I could ever get tired of pussies! I love petting my pussy, my girlfriends' pussies any pussy I see I'd love to rub...unless it's an ugly pussy!
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