[Ixi]

How can you be so creul!?!

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by Ixi

How can you be so creul!?!

Cruel? How is stating the facts of what will happen to you if you don't repent and turn to Jesus being cruel?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord

Cruel? How is stating the facts of what will happen to you if you don't repent and turn to Jesus being cruel?

Really. Should we be "kind" and let you slide into hell, or should we be "cruel" and tell you how to avoid it?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Ixi

How can you be so creul!?!

Because God tells us to, you emo homer! I suppose you think this is "creul" too:
Job 1:13 And there was a day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:

14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:
15 And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
16 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
17 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house: 19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
GOD did all this to one of His most faithful servants, to win a bet with His other servant, Satan. Note how it mentions his "sons and daughters" were eating and drinking, and only one person escaped alive, but it only mentions the young men being killed. That is because women are not important.

[Magikarp]

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

A note From Pastor Al:

Brethren, this post is the sort of stuff we warn you about every day. This is from some False Christian homer who came into this GODLY forum and started acting like SATAN. Watch out for him! He is a wiccan. DON'T LET HIM NEAR YOUR CHILDREN!

Lol.


ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

Nope, but then again your get-rich-quick scheme did'nt work either.

IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD,
"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

Why would I waste my time doing that? One simple prayer does not guarantee salvation.

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

Nope.

1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:
Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"
This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

No, not really. I doubt that someone would get a stroke just because they were wanking off or something like that.

2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.
Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus will pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and will go to heaven when you die.

Well hot damn, not even once? Not even when you're playing spin-the-bottle and you are asked something humiliating in front of your GF?

3. IF WE WILL ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD WITH OUR MOUTH AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEART THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM:
Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."
Joh1 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)
You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you.2 While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?3

1. Joh is a poster on the forum, not a book from the Bible.
2. So, by what you say, you could be a Buddhist or a hindu, and by simply saying that prayer be let into heaven, despite what the xtians say and what said persons religion might say about xtiany?
3. Well no duh, if someone's going to get crucified for someone else's sins, I'd say he meant it.


4. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RECEIVE JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PLEASE PRAY THIS FROM YOUR HEART TO GOD.
"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

See top of thread where he said exactly the same thing.

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

No, not really. I could say that with all my heart, then go kill someone the next day. Does that mean I'd still get into heaven?

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

....

Really, do you want me to lie to my girlfreind and say that I made out with Emily? No siree.

[Magikarp]

By the way, apologies for bumping this million-year old thread. I just thought that post was so imbecilic that it just needed a good refuting.

[xfrodobagginsx]

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER DO AND IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN? (Click “Read More”Below To Continue)

There are some things that you should know:

1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of aSavior:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short ofthe glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is nonerighteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in thegarden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. Godtold them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Theydisobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which thisworld sees is the result of sin.

2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually andphysically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not tohave to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but thegift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love towardus, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and isnot righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just asif you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It'sthe same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, whichis a prison for those who commit crimes against God. That’s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. Nomatter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sinwhich will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and thenlive as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed.Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesuscan pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven whenyou die.

3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are asinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the crossand rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will beforgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.

Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them Hegave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”

Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouththe Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead,you will be saved.."

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person,going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus,believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead foryour sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do,some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, butthe bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is throughreceiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100%sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSSAND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS?

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FORSALVATION?

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ freegift of salvation pray this to God from your heart:

"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died onthe Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heartand forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I nowreceive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ andmeant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go toheaven.

Nowthat you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing churchand follow in baptism.

[xfrodobagginsx]

First of all, please ignore the poll. The idiot in charge of this forum changed it to make a mockery of God's plan of salvation. Also, I am not a Wiccan. This site is blasphemy. Even so, I am going to post the gospel here, so that perhaps someone will come to know the way of salvation and it's not through giving money, good deeds, ect. Those who run this site not only are rejecting the way of salvation, they are mocking it and hindering others from coming to it also. This is what Jesus said to the Lawyers who were hindering people from coming to salvation: Lu 11:52 Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered.



<b>PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER DO AND IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.</b><br>
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<b><font face="Arial">ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN? (Click “Read More”Below To Continue)</font></b><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">There are some things that you should know:</font><br>
<br>
<b><font face="Arial">1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of aSavior:</font></b><br>
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<font face="Arial">Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short ofthe glory of God;"</font><br>
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<font face="Arial">Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is nonerighteous, no, not one:"</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in thegarden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. Godtold them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Theydisobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which thisworld sees is the result of sin.</font><br>
<br>
2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually andphysically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not tohave to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:<br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but thegift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love towardus, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and isnot righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just asif you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It'sthe same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, whichis a prison for those who commit crimes against God. That’s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. Nomatter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sinwhich will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and thenlive as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed.Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesuscan pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven whenyou die.</font><br>
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3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are asinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the crossand rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will beforgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.<br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them Hegave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouththe Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead,you will be saved.."</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">You cannot get to heaven by being a good person,going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus,believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead foryour sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do,some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, butthe bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is throughreceiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100%sure that you will go to heaven when you die.</font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSSAND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? </font><br>
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<font face="Arial">ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FORSALVATION?</font><br>
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4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ freegift of salvation pray this to God from your heart:<br>
<br>
"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died onthe Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heartand forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I nowreceive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." <br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ andmeant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go toheaven. </font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Nowthat you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing churchand follow in baptism. </font>

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

First of all, please ignore the poll. The idiot in charge of this forum changed it to make a mockery of God's plan of salvation. Also, I am not a Wiccan. This site is blasphemy. Even so, I am going to post the gospel here, so that perhaps someone will come to know the way of salvation and it's not through giving money, good deeds, ect. Those who run this site not only are rejecting the way of salvation, they are mocking it and hindering others from coming to it also. This is what Jesus said to the Lawyers who were hindering people from coming to salvation: Lu 11:52 Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered.

I don't know dear. Pastor Al's warning is pretty clear at the beginning of this thread. Why I should put my trust in a goth and an idiot is anyone's guess. Perhaps you get money from your goth clubs for every person you convert to your goofy ways. I'm not sure, but you won't tempt me. I'm a Daughter of the King and a regular tither to God's Favorite Church.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

<<<All caps insults removed>>>

Aren't you being a little full of yourself?


The most important thing that a person could ever do is to read the Bible for themselves.

Your-- literally--bolded pronouncement in all caps suggests a troubling need for attention.


Jesus and God are where we prefer to direct our attention, and our love of Truth™ is why we direct others to God's Holy Word. We claim no authority of our own, preferring to let God speak for Himself through the time-honored text given to us by His prophets of old.


But, hey, if you want us to get our noses out of our Bibles and pay more attention to you and what you have to say as you cleverly select verses that make your point instead of God's, then I guess that's what we should do.


Say, have you been around for 5000 years? Just checking.


And thanks for saving me a few bucks. I can use it to buy some coffee. Why worry about supporting important work that can free the whole world from darkness and ignorance when I can have whipped cream with a shot of amaretto?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

This site is blasphemy.

Nothing says "blasphemy" like quoting the Bible as it actually is, in context.

Even so, I am going to post the gospel here, so that perhaps someone will come to know the way of salvation and it's not through giving money, good deeds, ect.

Matthew 7:21 KJV: 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ freegift of salvation pray this to God from your heart:<br>
<br>
"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died onthe Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heartand forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I nowreceive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." <br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ andmeant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go toheaven. </font><br>
<br>
<font face="Arial">Nowthat you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing churchand follow in baptism. </font>

Then why isn't that prayer anywhere in the Bible? Whenever you attempt to show Biblical support for it, you cough up a verse that sounds completely different and come up with a hand-waving argument about what God meant to say. Jesus taught us how to pray, and it isn't that.

[Thomas Taylor]

Dear Hobbit,


As hobbits don't exist I am going to assume that you are attempting, albeit extremely poorly, to deride our staunch belief in the Word of the Scriptures, written by God Himself and laid out for us in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). Thank you, your persecution fills me with joy.


Now, why don't you tell us all about your walk with Jesus.


YIC
TT
P.s. Do you have hairy feet and a beard? Just askin' like.