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Default Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 09-27-2017, 05:53 AM

You wouldn't know it from the headlines in the MSM, but Jesus sent a bulls eye category 4 hurricane Maria that has wiped out the island of Puerto Rico - not too different from hitting a hole in one on one of Trump's golf courses.

So where are the whiners in the MSM like Anderson Cooper and Geraldo Rivera - you would expect them down there with their cameras and microphones in tears at the devastation and fawning over the poorest and downtrodden "brown" people at the mercy of the "white supremacists".

Instead the MSM is fawning over some overpaid football players of "color" that refuse to stand when the national anthem is played. Godly President Reagan knew what to do with those whining air traffic controllers - he fired them all.

And then there's the elite Hellywood lieberals that spent their opportunity at the Oscars bashing President Trump instead of raising money to aid their favorite people of "color".

The question here is should we care either? Jesus had something in mind, and no doubt an island made up largely of Mexicans and cathylicks offended Him as well. Even the inhabitants of Puerto Rico have toyed with the idea of becoming independent over the years - having no use being citizens of America, nor proud of it. In some cases they would rather be like the Cubans and have a communist government.

No doubt some of them are now contemplating getting out of that miserable place, and in all honesty Trump should consider a travel ban there as well.

Some of the smarter ones got out decades ago, and they made a Broadway musical about them.



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No gas. No food. No power. Puerto Ricans fear their future

By Mallory Simon, Rachel Clarke, Jason Kravarik, Jennifer Rivera, Rafael Romo, Leyla Santiago, Monica Serrano, Brian Vitagliano and Bill Weir, CNN
Updated 9:43 PM ET, Tue September 26, 2017

Across Puerto Rico (CNN) Power is out. Food is short. There's not enough water to drink, let alone wash. A week after Hurricane Maria smashed Puerto Rico as a Category 4 storm, the situation is not much better. In many ways, it's getting worse.

Hospitals that should be saving people are instead unable to provide care.

At the Canovanas Medical Center, doctors face a lack of supplies. Dr. Norbert Seda said they were running out of fuel for the generator and had only two or three days of medicine and supplies left.

. . .

Most alarming are the SOS messages, she said, "the ones that say 'Can anyone hear me?' The ones that say 'I have no more food and I'm out in the street.'"

Cruz and her teams are out on the streets trying to find the neediest people. But in the mountains south of her city, help is less likely to come.

. . .

The main airport in San Juan is crippled, barely functioning. Those there are hoping to escape a crowded terminal with no air conditioning. On Tuesday, only 10 flights were scheduled.

Check-in desks were packed with people waiting in line, hoping for a flight off the island. Fans were running, but keeping no one cool. Hopeful travelers sat in chairs on line and others lay nearby, using their suitcases as pillows. A mother rocked a stroller back and forth to try to calm a child.

. . .

Until aid arrives, Garcia and his fellows in Aguas Buenas are reverting to an older way of life -- hacking coconuts to eat and collecting water from mountain streams. But that can only sustain so many for so long.

Twenty-first century help is needed for many, like Miguel Olivera, who rely on medication. And the situation can so easily get worse -- mosquito-borne diseases like Zika and Dengue fever are very real fears here.

A massive power tower that was toppled in Aguas Buenas will take a helicopter to restore. That's one very obvious problem. But Puerto Rico's power grid was a mess well before the storm and it will be months -- several months -- before electricity is restored across the island.

Generators are now essential -- and essential to them is gasoline. Gas stations around San Juan do have some supply, but the demand is overwhelming.

Long lines of vehicles queue up at the pumps and men with red plastic gas cans wait for up to six hours, hoping to get a few precious gallons. Similar lines grow outside any open grocery store and anywhere that has ice.

It's hot. And it's humid. Temperature were set to rise to the low 90s on Tuesday. Showers are forecast later this week but they will barely make it any cooler.

From the air, you can see people walking along highways, reaching up, searching for a cellphone signal. Floods, storm debris and the ever-present lack of power mean a fleeting phone conversation may be their only link to the rest of the island for some time.

. . .

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/26/us/pue...ria/index.html


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Default Re: Jesus Wiped out Puerto Rico - 09-27-2017, 07:49 AM

Do we really have to bail out every foreign country that suffers a natural disaster?


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Default Re: Jesus Wiped out Puerto Rico - 10-01-2017, 01:03 AM

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Do we really have to bail out every foreign country that suffers a natural disaster?
I know, right? I mean, they are not part of America. They're just a colony we have, and by definition a colony is something you exploit and get money out, and not help and drain money into.

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I know, right? I mean, they are not part of America. They're just a colony we have, and by definition a colony is something you exploit and get money out, and not help and drain money into.

Exactly, once they got hit with that hurricane they became a burden. Though there is one line from the musical that caught my ear.
"Buying on credit is so nice, one look at us and they charge twice"


Perhaps if they're really that in need of help, we can loan them money to send aid out there (at a very reasonable annual interest rate of at least 70%). Though then again knowing those smelly people from Puerto Rico I doubt they'd ever manage to pay it back. So it might not even be worth the risk.
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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-01-2017, 02:10 PM

My godless city has a huge Porta Reekin population. They have a big parade each year where they shout about how great it is to be Reekin. Most of them speak American but they speak it funny. I suspect they're from China since they sound so weird.

Anyway, I am not in favor of money being sent to there when we have Americans who could benefit from not sending it.

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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-01-2017, 07:10 PM

I thought Puerto Rico was part of Mexico. It's Mexico's problem.


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I know, right? I mean, they are not part of America. They're just a colony we have, and by definition a colony is something you exploit and get money out, and not help and drain money into.

Time to give the ingrates a dose of independence. See if they can stand on their own two feet.





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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-01-2017, 09:22 PM

Yet another fascinating parallel with Brexit. You have one pathetically weak territory begging for aid (Perto Riko = the EU) and one powerful empire (USA = Great Britain) graciously declining to sort out their problems for them (Hurricaine Maria = Brexit). It's well past time the foreign speaking world learnt to pull themselves up by the bootstraps.
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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-04-2017, 06:13 AM

Trump has spoken out about Puerto Rico.

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The Mayor of San Juan, who was very complimentary only a few days ago, has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump. Such poor leadership ability by the Mayor of San Juan, and others in Puerto Rico, who are not able to get their workers to help. They want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort. 10,000 Federal workers now on Island doing a fantastic job.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...89003745468417


Wow, talk about lazy. Trump sent over workers and they still complain.




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We have done a great job with the almost impossible situation in Puerto Rico. Outside of the Fake News or politically motivated ingrates
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...65475777695744




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On his way out of the White House on Tuesday, Trump incorrectly claimed that roads on Puerto Rico have been cleared and congratulated himself on doing what he dubiously claimed was “a great job.”
Then he called on residents of the hurricane-pummeled island — many of whom lack electricity, access to water and sewage treatment after a Category 4 storm hit nearly two weeks ago — to give the federal government a hand.
We need their truck drivers,” Trump said. “Their drivers have to start driving trucks. We have to do that, so at a local level they have to give us more help.
A U.S. labor union told CNN on Saturday that the island is facing not only a shortage of diesel fuel, a necessity for powering the trucks, but also a possible shortage of the vehicles themselves.
“It is unclear if there are trucks available to move the containers, fuel to operate the trucks or road access to the distribution centers,” the Teamsters union said.

See the problem? The roads are clear but lazy Puerto Ricans don't want to drive their trucks and want to use this as an opportunity to take a vacation. So instead they're colluding with fake news to pretend the roads aren't clear so they can laze around all day. Instead of blaming Trump for not having access to water or sewage two weeks after the storm hit they should be thanking him for helping out at all. If I were in Trump's position, I probably wouldn't have bothered to waste resources on lazy Puerto Rico at all.


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I hate to tell you, Puerto Rico, but you’ve thrown our budget a little out of whack, because we spent a lot of money on Puerto Rico
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Our country’s really gone all out to help. It’s not only dangerous, it’s expensive, it’s everything
It's pretty awful, Trump has to go down there to help those lazy guys who won't help themselves and we've got to spend money on it. I mean, Houston or Florida is one thing. At least they're states that voted for Trump, but Puerto Rico? Why don't we just give them some bootstraps?


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“What is your death count as of this moment?” Trump said. “Sixteen people versus in the thousands. You can be very proud of all of your people, all of our people working together. Sixteen versus literally thousands of people. You can be very proud.”
How great is Trump? Only 16 people died. There is one thing that some of the Puerto Ricans decently do. Thanking Donald Trump.


https://qz.com/1093337/trump-in-puerto-rico-tells-hurricane-victims-youve-thrown-our-budget-a-little-bit-out-of-whack/


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He later prompted Puerto Rico’s sole representative in Congress, Jenniffer González, who doesn’t have a vote, to repeat for the cameras all the “nice things” she had already told Trump.

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He’s not even from my party and he started right at the beginning appreciating what we did,” he said of Puerto Rican governor Ricardo Rosselló. “He was giving us the highest grades, and on behalf of the country I want to thank you


I mean, they're ingrates, they're not even helping themselves enough, but Trump is still helping them. I'm still amazed by the generosity of Trump. Two weeks after it happens or not, they're lucky we're helping at all. So what's most important here is that they recognize what a great job Trump is doing. If they can't even do that, I don't know, next time we probably should let them fend for themselves.
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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-04-2017, 12:53 PM

Amen Brother. Those filthy sinners got what they deserved.
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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-04-2017, 04:38 PM

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See the problem? The roads are clear but lazy Puerto Ricans don't want to drive their trucks and want to use this as an opportunity to take a vacation. So instead they're colluding with fake news to pretend the roads aren't clear so they can laze around all day. Instead of blaming Trump for not having access to water or sewage two weeks after the storm hit they should be thanking him for helping out at all. If I were in Trump's position, I probably wouldn't have bothered to waste resources on lazy Puerto Rico at all.
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I mean, they're ingrates, they're not even helping themselves enough, but Trump is still helping them. I'm still amazed by the generosity of Trump.

Amen, Brother! I still cannot believe the benevolence of our Great Leader to those who are grateful for his attention and affection! Here he's tossing out paper towels [FREE!] so they can mop up their own mess. Cleaning up after themselves is something any self-respecting American would do. To wait for the paper towels is alarmingly selfish, but we see President Trump shoots and scores with classic kindness!




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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-04-2017, 05:12 PM

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Amen, Brother! I still cannot believe the benevolence of our Great Leader to those who are grateful for his attention and affection! Here he's tossing out paper towels [FREE!] so they can mop up their own mess. Cleaning up after themselves is something any self-respecting American would do. To wait for the paper towels is alarmingly selfish, but we see President Trump shoots and scores with classic kindness!
I know, right? A few people in that crowd received a Gift from our Fearless Leader, which was something they didn't even know they missed!
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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-05-2017, 02:36 AM

Irma was supposed to be, like, the Worst Storm Ever. But a bunch of Christians prayed and it calmed down enough so that Trump's property was joyously spared.

The problem with Puerto Rico is that they are all Catholic. Sure, they probably tried prayer--in Spanish, no less. Too bad for them, God doesn't pay any attention to prayers from idol worshippers, except when He sends earthquakes to swallow them up. Since there was already a big storm on the way, God could instead direct His earthquake power to Mexico, where they also worship idols.


But the Puerto Ricans got theirs and God was, as usual, vindicated.


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Default Re: Jesus Wiped Out Puerto Rico - 10-09-2017, 07:03 PM

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There is one thing that some of the Puerto Ricans decently do. Thanking Donald Trump.
Well, I stand corrected. It seems I put too much faith in the lazy, smelly, ingrate Puerto Ricans.


You'd think after being on the receiving end of help for so long, and after refusing to help themselves they'd at least show some appreciation, but no. Seems like even that's too much for them.


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Nobody could have done what I’ve done for #PuertoRico with so little appreciation. So much work!
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