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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON -
04-04-2017, 01:35 AM
May God's blessings abound to you
In every little way
May you taste and see His goodness
Every time you kneel to pray
May your day be brightened more
With your Father's loving touch
And may you sense He's with you now
And loves you very much.
M.S.Lowndes
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON -
04-04-2017, 02:01 AM
Blessed, blessed birthday to you, Sister! You are always so kind and gracious and so. . .gingham!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON -
04-04-2017, 02:27 AM
Many Blessings for you, dear Sister in Christ! In the midst of all the debauchery, it must be such a relief for Jesus who have you on Earth, so that He can rest His sore eyes on immaculate female beauty.
Song of Solomon 2:12
The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;
May you hear the Turtle call very soon!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON -
04-04-2017, 02:28 AM
Happy Birthday Daisy! I am pledged to consume a large spliff in honor of the Birthday of Mr. Nobar King but it is not late and I will have a very large spliff in your honor immediately after I finish the one in honor of Mr. King.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON -
04-04-2017, 04:55 AM
Happy Birthday, my fiancée. One of my 14-yo houseboys (the taller Filipino one, you know him) is at this very moment on Donald's Private Jet to bring you my gift, this nice pendant.
I'll be calling you on my Private line later this evening between 2310 and 2314 pm. Be there and wear something nice for a change. We'll discuss our next rendezvous at Donald's golf course. The marriage stuff will be dealt with later when I'll have solved all of Donald's presidential issues.
And for you Rastamen or whatever trespassing MY fiancées birthday thread. Jesus has something to say to you!
Quote:
Leviticus 15:24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,158
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON -
04-05-2017, 12:23 AM
Happy Birthday, Sister Daisy!
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