I desperately need a Jew lawyer with a great track record. My old lawyer, Harry Finkelstein, dropped me as a client when I accidentally mispronounced his name as Fecal Stain some 28 documented times. How the man expects a decent American to correctly pronounce such a funny name is a mystery to me.
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New Jew Lawyer Needed!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Tags: None
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P.S. I should mention that last year I was dropped by Benjamin E Schmidt-Stein for virtually the same reason. I think it best I avoid attorneys named Stein altogether.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Originally posted by Des View PostP.S. I should mention that last year I was dropped by Benjamin E Schmidt-Stein for virtually the same reason. I think it best I avoid attorneys named Stein altogether.
My sympathies, Mr. Des.
I understand there have been Jews who changed their names to Smith and Jones to prevent these problems. That is the ultimate solution.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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I hate when that happens. With my previous joo lawyer, the worst case scenario happend! He realized that he was a filthy joo and he converted into Christianity
While I'm happy for his soul, he became totally useless as a lawyer when he was not greedy, evil and ruthless money-grabber anymore. Just imagine how bad I felt when I had to tell to a good Christian that I have to let him go.
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Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View PostWhile I'm happy for his soul, he became totally useless as a lawyer when he was not greedy, evil and ruthless money-grabber anymore. Just imagine how bad I felt when I had to tell to a good Christian that I have to let him go.
If a man has a feeling of guilt in the back of his mind all the time, I think he tries to compensate. So the Joo says, "I killed Jesus. I need to excel as a lawyer to make amends."
This guilt torments the Joo and pushes him harder.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View PostIf a man has a feeling of guilt in the back of his mind all the time, I think he tries to compensate. So the Joo says, "I killed Jesus. I need to excel as a lawyer to make amends."
This guilt torments the Joo and pushes him harder.Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Originally posted by Nobar King View PostI recommend a Jew with experience and not a new lawyer.
An experienced joo-lawyer in court is like a well groomed gamecock in the cockpit!
PRAISE THE LORD!
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I appreciate your concern, Brothers, but I meant a lawyer new to me, not new to the practice.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Here is a handy means that I have used: A Jew lawyer often called a "Goldberg". Those who are not named Stein are usually named Goldberg. Get one named Goldberg and just remember that your Goldberg is a Goldberg.
In this fashion, you will not offend the Jew by misstating his name.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Looks like Gary Lipshitz will be handling my legal problems from now on.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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