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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-27-2010, 07:27 PM

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Condoms were created for the purpose of preventing unwanted pregnancy for hetero couples that wanted to have sex but not have children. It also prevents the spread of STD's like you said, however i'm fairly sure that was not its first intention.
Condoms are still sinful. A woman has no right to try to block her Husband's seed.


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And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 03-27-2010, 11:13 PM

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Condoms are still sinful. A woman has no right to try to block her Husband's seed.
I was only trying to say that gays aren't the only ones using condoms. I'm not arguing if they're sinful or not, just clarifying who uses them.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-02-2010, 10:01 PM

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I was only trying to say that gays aren't the only ones using condoms. I'm not arguing if they're sinful or not, just clarifying who uses them.
They should not use condoms. They should not have sex. They should not be gay. Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-03-2010, 01:40 AM

i wish i had this problem. the complex i live in is dreadfully under landscaped.


this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Talking Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-13-2010, 03:25 AM

guys, I'm pretty sure that not only is lucifer the best thing to ever happened to this planet but I think Jesus rapes babies. Not condoms. get over the condom. He spreads AIDS everywhere (jesus that is) and by the way AIDS is not contagious or airbourne you stupid people its HIV thats the thing that gives you AIDS.

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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-13-2010, 03:47 AM

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guys, I'm pretty sure that not only is lucifer the best thing to ever happened to this planet but I think Jesus rapes babies. Not condoms. get over the condom. He spreads AIDS everywhere (jesus that is) and by the way AIDS is not contagious or airbourne you stupid people its HIV thats the thing that gives you AIDS.

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Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also. But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.


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Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
We know that we have passed from death unto life, because we love the brethren. He that loveth not his brother abideth in death.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-13-2010, 05:10 AM

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I'm a queer and I spread AIDS everywhere and by the way its ME that gives you the AIDS.
Wow, I'll be sure to add you to the list of people I cross over to the other side of the street when they walk by. I don't want you pass by me and give me the AIDS.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-16-2010, 05:05 AM

Do what the bible says... Love your neighbor!

Also a used condom on the ground could be a sign that you have horny teenagers running around... You are so homophobic it makes you look queer ... are you ashamed of coming out of the closet? what are you scared of... God will always love you! why would he hate something he created? that would make him wrong.
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-16-2010, 06:12 PM

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Do what the bible says... Love your neighbor!
It also says: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

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God will always love you!
No he will not.

People God hates:

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-16-2010, 11:44 PM

Let me rephrase, love your neighbor with every inch of your manhood >! Remember Jesus is watching... he wants a good show
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Default Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ?? - 04-16-2010, 11:47 PM

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Let me rephrase
Let's not and be banned instead!


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