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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-17-2015, 02:45 AM

Oh boy, a challenge!

I must indicate that I am a homosexual or a lunatic (but right now, I have my doubts as to if you'd believe me).

While these "ranting ravings" weren't exactly eye candy, posting these URLs had the sole use of being seen, and giving me a good laugh waking up the next morning and seeing them gone.

Here, enjoy some ***link to bestiality videos removed by moderator***

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Love Jesus Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-17-2015, 03:06 AM

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Oh boy, a challenge!

I must indicate that I am a homosexual or a lunatic (but right now, I have my doubts as to if you'd believe me).
Mr. Wife,

I have absolutely no reason to question these properties of yours. In fact, Based on the somewhat limited amount of writings you've produced, I can still assess that you are probably both. I also understand that although the demons may cause you to blaspheme, the part of your soul that is still yours is crying for help. Desperately.

Matthew 17:15
Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.

Verily, Mercy IS an option! But it may be preceded by exile.

1 Kings 15:12
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

If you some some Repentance, our prayers will take you rest of the way into the bosom of Jesus! Let us commence!



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-17-2015, 04:32 PM

Well. You know this site is likely the biggest mistake anyone has ever made. Filled with Racism, Homophobes, and ***Naughty word removed***. Most of all Ignorant People
but you my mistaken friend have wasted your life like I am now on this website. Posting all this fake propaganda about peoples subjects. You've never experienced these games or anything else pertaining to what you're speaking of. The funny thing is what you're doing now is just free publicity. Also we all have rights. Making a game that's apparently about Satin and all this stuff would be legal. You have the right to Boycote sure! But you're not going to achieve anything you simple minded Christians always lack the thought of "Wait why are they hating us?" Because the things you say lack Evidence, Plausibility, and our right know nothing about what you're fighting. To me its just funny to watch you squander on your own perceiving of Society but in fact its you that are the outcasts in the instance of this. Now if you excucse me I'm going to go masturbate with friends. By the way Jesus is Gay. You better worship him.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-19-2015, 07:28 PM

how are you fine people today; it's been a while, i know, but i feel i must apologize; i was far too quick to judge you, and i'm proud to say i have seen the error of my ways and converted; i read of the great sacrifice jesus had made for us all, and i have accepted him into my life as my lord and savior


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-19-2015, 07:44 PM

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how are you fine people today; it's been a while, i know, but i feel i must apologize; i was far too quick to judge you, and i'm proud to say i have seen the error of my ways and converted; i read of the great sacrifice jesus had made for us all, and i have accepted him into my life as my lord and savior
That's great news.

Tell us how you found Jesus?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-19-2015, 08:29 PM

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That's great news.

Tell us how you found Jesus?

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i gave my local church a visit and listened to the pastor's sermon; i was very moved, but it wasn't enough, so i read it for myself; i know now that what i did was wrong, and made the right choice by becoming born again


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-26-2015, 02:15 AM

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You are as much a Christian as I am an Atheist.

P.S. It's YOUR Bible too. Little Scripture to put you in your place:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

2 Peter 1:20-21 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost


That's odd because Arnold Schwartzenagger was born in Australia and yet he is not only a US citizen, but he's also a governor.

Jesus H. Christ is a SUPERnatural born US citizen. Mind the "super" part, because that is what Jesus is. Super.
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Hey nice profile picture. That supposed to be god? Didn't the bible say something about god and status/art or something like that?
Dear Lunkhead;

Please feel free to post the Scripture that backs up your claim. Otherwise, shut your piehole.

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-26-2015, 02:45 PM

Hello I am an idiot, I enjoy watching your forums. good day, I will corrupt all of you soon enough death to jesus.


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Hello I am an idiot, I enjoy watching your forums. good day, I will corrupt all of you soon enough death to jesus.

You are so very clever that you have left me speechless and unable to reply. Enjoy Hell, funny guy.


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You are so very clever that you have left me speechless and unable to reply. Enjoy Hell, funny guy.


My favorite bible verse is
Ecclesiastes 1:2 - Everything is meaningless

Lets all be meaningless together now!!
Oh this ones great too
“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-04-2015, 07:00 PM

Please read all of this. Hello, I am not trying to sound biased or hurtful, just honest and helpful. Most of what you stated is incorrect about this game. It just appears that you have not done all of your research on the topic. First off, you mentioned homosexuality with the quotes "I love this doctor" and "get behind me doc". These are simply meaning that they are glad the medic has saved them and to get behind them for cover from the enemies. You also mentioned anti-American propaganda. Yes, the game does have many different cultures shown in a possibly stereotypical way, but its not meant to be anti-American. One of the characters, the Soldier, says many pro-American things such as "Stars and Stripes beat Hammer and Sickle!". There are also comics and videos made to set the backstory of the game. If you had read these you would see that many of the characters have heterosexual partners or girlfriends. And that there are reasons for the fighting. This all takes place soon after WW2, when homosexuality was even more frowned upon and some racism would be expected. Now what about this game's impact in the real world? The developers of the game have been working very hard on it for about 8 years now, and they are committed to make the fans happy with it. They listen and make updates based on what people want. I myself have made hundreds of new, good acquaintances through this game, and wouldn't have my best friends who are also Christians because of it. I hope you have read this, and can respect it. God bless.
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Please read all of this. Hello, I am not trying to sound biased or hurtful, just honest and helpful. Most of what you stated is incorrect about this game. It just appears that you have not done all of your research on the topic. First off, you mentioned homosexuality with the quotes "I love this doctor" and "get behind me doc". These are simply meaning that they are glad the medic has saved them and to get behind them for cover from the enemies. You also mentioned anti-American propaganda. Yes, the game does have many different cultures shown in a possibly stereotypical way, but its not meant to be anti-American. One of the characters, the Soldier, says many pro-American things such as "Stars and Stripes beat Hammer and Sickle!". There are also comics and videos made to set the backstory of the game. If you had read these you would see that many of the characters have heterosexual partners or girlfriends. And that there are reasons for the fighting. This all takes place soon after WW2, when homosexuality was even more frowned upon and some racism would be expected. Now what about this game's impact in the real world? The developers of the game have been working very hard on it for about 8 years now, and they are committed to make the fans happy with it. They listen and make updates based on what people want. I myself have made hundreds of new, good acquaintances through this game, and wouldn't have my best friends who are also Christians because of it. I hope you have read this, and can respect it. God bless.
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...I hope you have read this, and can respect it...
You might have been in with a shout until the Comic Sans, and then, just, no...



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Please read all of this. Hello, I am not trying to sound biased or hurtful, just honest and helpful. Most of what you stated is incorrect about this game. It just appears that you have not done all of your research on the topic. First off, you mentioned homosexuality with the quotes "I love this doctor" and "get behind me doc". These are simply meaning that they are glad the medic has saved them and to get behind them for cover from the enemies. You also mentioned anti-American propaganda. Yes, the game does have many different cultures shown in a possibly stereotypical way, but its not meant to be anti-American. One of the characters, the Soldier, says many pro-American things such as "Stars and Stripes beat Hammer and Sickle!". There are also comics and videos made to set the backstory of the game. If you had read these you would see that many of the characters have heterosexual partners or girlfriends. And that there are reasons for the fighting. This all takes place soon after WW2, when homosexuality was even more frowned upon and some racism would be expected. Now what about this game's impact in the real world? The developers of the game have been working very hard on it for about 8 years now, and they are committed to make the fans happy with it. They listen and make updates based on what people want. I myself have made hundreds of new, good acquaintances through this game, and wouldn't have my best friends who are also Christians because of it. I hope you have read this, and can respect it. God bless.
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so how many of you guys bought what i just said earlier; i'm curious


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so how many of you guys bought what i just said earlier; i'm curious
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so how many of you guys bought what i just said earlier; i'm curious
You must be referring to your post where you mentioned that listening to some Word of God your eyes were opened? This would be magnificent. It remains to be seen if you're sincere.

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Thumbs down LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-11-2015, 05:18 AM

I don't even know what this is. This website is SO WRONG. Team Fortress 2 is a fun game. Period. There is no homosexuality, and just because there's some witty comebacks and arrogant, cocky remarks like the one about it being his world, doesn't mean it's directly attacking God! Do you truly think this is what God wants? For you to tear down amazing, innovative games like portal and TF2 just because you read between the lines so much that you started making up garbage? Valve is an AMAZING GAME COMPANY. I'm always so excited to see what they have to give. The fact that you're so RIDICULOUSLY TEARING AT THIS GAME SHOWS WHY PEOPLE THINK CHRISTIANS AND BAPTISTS ARE RIDICULOUS. I am a die hard Christian. And I know for a fact that nothing valve does is Satanic in ANY WAY. Just because it doesn't openly express the word of god doesn't automatically make it satanic! You all truly ought to be ashamed of yourselves. This whole website is based on ridiculous accusations and guilt trips and you all simply follow like lambs lead to the slaughter. For what goal? So you can prove you're more religious that all your friends? Seriously. This embarrassed me. I feel so sorry for your children, because they will never grow up to know the beauty behind portal, or the fun of playing TF2 with their friends, or anything else of the sort, just because the games aren't actively preaching the word of god. This is a free country. Not everyone is Baptist, or Christian. I'd COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND if you were writing about how bad Binding of Isaac is, because I truly think that game is wrong because it wrongly portrays a story of the bible. But valve neither preaches God's word, nor attacks it. It doesn't mean they're wrong. It means they're smart and don't put any religion in their games so they don't offend people like you. Please, keep it cool. I'm sorry I ranted here so much, but this disturbed me so much and god refused to let me just close this web page and move on. I felt him tell me to make this right. There is no homosexuality or anything in TF2, unless you're kids get on a server and there happens to be a gay person on the server playing with them. But the phrases like "I love ya doc" are not sexual in any way. And "get behind me" is a common thing said in war as a way of saying let me Protect you. It's not gay, or homosexual, or satanic. Just think next time ok? You're destroying perfectly good games, just because you are reading into things that aren't there.
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[irrelevant stuff]Do you truly think this is what God wants?[more irrelevant stuff]
Yes, we do. Yes, He does.



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Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.





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