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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:32 PM
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I would defend myself by any means available, including using the buck knife I carry everywhere I go.
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I knew it. She's a bulldyke.
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:33 PM
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I knew it. She's a bulldyke.
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
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Not a dyke - just a woman capable of defending herself.
And how exactly is a knife a garment?
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:44 PM
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I knew it. She's a bulldyke.
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
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Not a dyke - just a woman capable of defending herself.
And how exactly is a knife a garment?
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No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.
Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?
Praise Jesus you'd probably stab yourself if you ever pulled that pigsticker you carry on a wild crack-crazed nigra buck intent on getting some white poon tang.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:51 PM
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No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.
Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?
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Is that why Mother Glen's avatar is her posing with a sniper rifle?
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:59 PM
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Is that why Mother Glen's avatar is her posing with a sniper rifle?
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The lady enjoys hunting, and she can break down, clean and reassemble any weapon in the Christensen arsenal. Blindfolded even.
Why do you insist on attacking each of us personally?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 02:06 PM
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The lady enjoys hunting, and she can break down, clean and reassemble any weapon in the Christensen arsenal. Blindfolded even.
Why do you insist on attacking each of us personally?
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Go back and read your own post
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No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.
Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?
Aren't TC's subject to their own rules?
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 07:37 PM
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C'est mon plaisir.
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*Le gasp (<-- giggles at her silliness) * Parle-tu le français?!
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Aren't TC's subject to their own rules?
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You know they aren't, silly!
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 07:54 PM
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*Le gasp (<-- giggles at her silliness) * Parle-tu le français?!
Un peu, mais c'est longtemps que je n'ai pratique.
You know they aren't, silly!
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 08:00 PM
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Go back and read your own post
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.
Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?
Aren't TC's subject to their own rules?
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Show us where Mother Glendora is wearing the gun.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 08:01 PM
I'm an annoying fool!
(And just so you know, I knew it was a rhetorical question, but felt the need to answer it anyway... I just did an exam today, so I'm in my question-answering mode.)
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 08:04 PM
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Show us where Mother Glendora is wearing the gun.
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I didn't say I WORE the kinife - I said I carried it. So if it's ok for Mamma Glen to handling a gun, there should be no issue with me handling a knife.
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06-20-2007, 08:11 PM
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I'm an annoying fool!
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Yes, so am I.
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06-20-2007, 08:21 PM
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Je parle le français aussi.
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That enough of posting in French on this forum fine thank you. Anymore posts will be deleted for speaking the devil's own tongue.
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06-20-2007, 08:25 PM
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That enough of posting in French on this forum fine thank you. Anymore posts will be deleted for speaking the devil's own tongue.
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06-20-2007, 08:47 PM
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That enough of posting in French on this forum fine thank you. Anymore posts will be deleted for speaking the devil's own tongue.
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See if you can guess what this is:
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06-20-2007, 09:21 PM
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That enough of posting in French on this forum fine thank you. Anymore posts will be deleted for speaking the devil's own tongue.
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My favorite Edith Piaf song:
(My French is a bit rusty and I'm typing from memory, so there may be a few spelling gaffes, and of course, there's no way to place the appropriate diacritical marks).
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-21-2007, 06:24 AM
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That's rich. At least now I know a good gag gift for all my male friends. *bookmarks*
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If someone bought me that, I'd wear it. Can't complain about free stuff!
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-21-2007, 07:58 PM
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I'm an annoying fool!
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Yes, so am I.
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My favorite Edith Piaf song:
(My French is a bit rusty and I'm typing from memory, so there may be a few spelling gaffes, and of course, there's no way to place the appropriate diacritical marks).
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Now you've got me curious! You'll have to PM me and tell me what you said.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-21-2007, 08:04 PM
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I seriously doubt it. The only concern a rapist has with underwear is getting it out of his way.
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Yes, that's because he's not a Christian. If he just gazes into Christ's soulful eyes then he'd give up his Darwinist behaviour in no time.
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My husband would have no problem - anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health.
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Friend, no-one wants to hear your stories about all the men who've lost fingers in your gunt.
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Anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health because I would defend myself by any means available, including using the buck knife I carry everywhere I go.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-21-2007, 08:34 PM
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Yes, that's because he's not a Christian. If he just gazes into Christ's soulful eyes then he'd give up his Darwinist behaviour in no time.
Whar does rape have to do with Darwin?
Friend, no-one wants to hear your stories about all the men who've lost fingers in your gunt.
Gunt? That's a new one. And no one who keeps his hands and other appendages where they belong need fear loss of anything.
You just can't bear the thought of going anywhere without having the ability to eviscerate a Christian child, can you?
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I do not eviscerate children, regardless of their religion. I simply maintain the ability to defend myself should the need arise.
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