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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 01:01 AM
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Brother V?
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Well thats not who I was going to say but is it?
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 01:03 AM
WHAT PART OF MEN ONLY DON'T YOU COMPREHEND!?
Go gossip somewhere else!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-20-2007, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
WHAT PART OF MEN ONLY DON'T YOU COMPREHEND!?
Go gossip somewhere else!
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Is there a way to move this? Because if there is I will move it.
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04-20-2007, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
Well thats not who I was going to say but is it?
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May the Lord give me strength. Now you and Moon are going to start gossiping about who or what in boys you find 'cute'. The Internet has something like 13 zillion teenage floozie's chat forums, and you come here to post this? We are here to talk about Jesus and the way of Salvation, not to giggle behind our hands about who is going out with whom. Savvy.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-20-2007, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by kikirnw
Is there a way to move this? Because if there is I will move it.
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Yes there is. Put one foot in front of the other, and then keep doing that until you reach a True Christian Church.
You will be moved, trust me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-20-2007, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
May the Lord give me strength. Now you and Moon are going to start gossiping about who or what in boys you find 'cute'. The Internet has something like 13 zillion teenage floozie's chat forums, and you come here to post this? We are here to talk about Jesus and the way of Salvation, not to giggle behind our hands about who is going out with whom. Savvy.
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I did not to mean to gossip about who is cute of not. Just trying to reasure Moon that none of you christain would want me. Being that i'm an opionated outspoken woman is all.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 01:17 AM
Sorry Eno. I do find JC sorta cute. You're not so bad either.
Maybe we should have a gossiping section in the forum so we could gossip about all the hunky Landover men.
Moon
PS - kiki, V's definitely on the top of my to-do list, but you were right with who you were thinking of kiki. It's not like I keep it on the DL or anything.
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04-20-2007, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Yes there is. Put one foot in front of the other, and then keep doing that until you reach a True Christian Church.
You will be moved, trust me.
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I have been to about three different christian churches.
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04-20-2007, 01:39 AM
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I have been to about three different christian churches.
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You've been to about three different FALSE Christian churches. We preach the WHOLE Bible, not just the feelgood parts. Try it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You've been to about three different FALSE Christian churches. We preach the WHOLE Bible, not just the feelgood parts. Try it.
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I will one of these days,when i find one. For now though Moon has made a thread so we can gossip and not be on the men only forum, so I will go there now and not bother the mens only again.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 02:31 AM
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What? You never corrected yourself? I have Jesus. It's just my Jesus has long hair, bare feet, and He doesn't think guns are cool. And He likes peace and love.
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There are not several Jesus.. THERE IS ONLY ONE JESUS.
There are not "my" Jesus or "your" Jesus: There is only JESUS!
And Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34
It's pretty clear you know nothing about Jesus.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 02:37 AM
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There are not several Jesus.. THERE IS ONLY ONE JESUS.
There are not "my" Jesus or "your" Jesus: There is only JESUS!
And Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34
It's pretty clear you know nothing about Jesus.
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I know He said to turn the other cheak. And to do on to others as you would like to be treated.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 03:05 AM
Great, you know what Jesus said on TWO occasions. When He said things YOU like!
Why am I not surprised?
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I know He said to turn the other cheak.
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CHEEK, you mean.
But you obviously doesn't understand what He meant with that..
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And to do on to others as you would like to be treated.
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I don't want to go to hell, and I'd want to get Saved from such a horrible fate if I was in risk of it:
Thus, we try to Save you from hell.
And what about you?
Do you want us to come to your forum and spew B.S all over, like you have done on ours?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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04-20-2007, 03:08 AM
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CHEEK, you mean.
But you obviously doesn't understand what He meant with that..
I don't want to go to hell, and I'd want to get Saved from such a horrible fate if I was in risk of it:
Thus, we try to Save you from hell.
And what about you?
Do you want us to come to your forum and spew B.S all over, like you have done on ours?
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I love to talkabout this stuff, so I really won't mind.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 10:00 AM
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I know He said to turn the other cheak. And to do on to others as you would like to be treated.
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Risky, their tastes may be different. As a matter of fact the mad Landoverians are correct and are telling you the bible more like it really is: full of violence and mayhem.
Go read about Armageddon in Revelation and think about God's plan to send most of us to hell. Most modern xians have taken the fluffy-bunny stuff out of the bible but ignore the bloody bits and what Jesus told people to do to God's enemies.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-20-2007, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
In other words, I'm right, and you can't find a single quote, can you?
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What, other than
Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
Sorry, my abortion-crazed friend, the Holy Bible does not support baby-roastin'.
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What? You never corrected yourself? I have Jesus. It's just my Jesus has long hair,
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In which case, your Jesus is a hypocrite.
1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
Where in the Bible does it say that God hates shoes? Admit it: You just like thinking about a barefoot Jesus so you can fantasise about sticking your tiny, deformed tallywhacker into the nailholes through His feet, don't you? You freaks make me sick.
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and He doesn't think guns are cool.
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Well, He is known to prefer a sword.
Revelations 1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.
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And He likes peace and love.
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Does not compute, hippy.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-21-2007, 08:48 AM
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What, other than
Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
Sorry, my abortion-crazed friend, the Holy Bible does not support baby-roastin'.
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BT, sweetie, that isn't the quote I was looking for.
Zeke said that things like foreplay are prohibited in the bible. I asked him to support that with a biblical quote.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-21-2007, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
BT, sweetie, that isn't the quote I was looking for.
Zeke said that things like foreplay are prohibited in the bible. I asked him to support that with a biblical quote.
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Filthy harlot! I have NEVER discussed any form sexual behavior with you or any other witch. If you are trying to seduce me, you can just forget about it. I am saving myself for a True Christian girl.
Go peddle your smut talk in the witch forum, VanPottymouth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-21-2007, 01:08 PM
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Filthy harlot! I have NEVER discussed any form sexual behavior with you or any other witch. If you are trying to seduce me, you can just forget about it. I am saving myself for a True Christian™ girl.
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Saving yourself? So just what do you and BTB do every time you go over to her place and send Tater into the woods camping?
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Go peddle your smut talk in the witch forum, VanPottymouth.
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The witch forum?
Which one?
And I was only asking a simple question. BJ made a claim about the bible. I asked him to support that claim. That's all. I don't see why you all are making such a big deal out of this.
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Re: Rules for Men -
04-21-2007, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
BT, sweetie, that isn't the quote I was looking for.
Zeke said that things like foreplay are prohibited in the bible. I asked him to support that with a biblical quote.
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Sorry witch, you are full of lies. BJ said that Jesus said roasting little babies was wrong:
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Why not ask what is wrong with roasting little babies? Why? Because Jesus says it is wrong!!!
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and you challenged him to prove it, because you prefer to live in a fantasy world where Jesus is fine with you cooking and eating His children:
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Where in the bible are such things prohibited?
Can you quote me?
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I provided you with such a quote, Jesus wins again!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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