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Re: My Enemies List -
10-26-2007, 11:09 PM
7 girl at library who throw book at me (because I was say I am want make her decimal system dewey).
8 girl at laundry mat who call me pervert for accidental sniff of her panty.
9Girl at 7 11 who throw pepsi on me (because I was say she not know what is Big gulp until she is take drink from my dispenser (explain for dummy American I am talk about ejaculate okay)).
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-27-2007, 09:07 AM
That's a respectable list, Mr Worthington, sir. But y'all have forgotten false christians. Shouldn't they be on there as well, sir?
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7 girl at library who throw book at me (because I was say I am want make her decimal system dewey).
8 girl at laundry mat who call me pervert for accidental sniff of her panty.
9Girl at 7 11 who throw pepsi on me (because I was say she not know what is Big gulp until she is take drink from my dispenser (explain for dummy American I am talk about ejaculate okay)).
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Pastors, I must state my disgust at Hitoshi for committing Onanism on these boards. It's most unseemly. His hands, oh my Lord his hands must be....well.... it ain't ladylike for me to say.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-27-2007, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
- All 6 billion foreigners
- The 30 million people in America that choose to live the Negro lifestyle
- The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law
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Sounds like racism...
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-27-2007, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter
Sounds like racism...
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Jesus commands us to Judge unsaved heathen scum.
Like you for example. Or are you going to persecute us for that too?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-27-2007, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter
Sounds like racism...
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That is an unfair generalization friend. Brother Montague is specific in the sins he hates
- All 6 billion foreigners; he doesn't hate American foreigners, only the foreigners who attack Christianity by refusing to not be American.
- The 30 million people in America that choose to live the Negro lifestyle. Only those who make the Negro lifestyle choice. He has no problems with Negroes who behave as proper white Americans.
- The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law: again, Brother Montague has no problem with legal Mexicans. After all who would work in his chicken and pigs farms?
I think you owe Brother Montague an apology friend.
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-27-2007, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Maisie
Pastors, I must state my disgust at Hitoshi for committing Onanism on these boards. It's most unseemly. His hands, oh my Lord his hands must be....well.... it ain't ladylike for me to say.
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I am not satisfy self okay. believe I am have many lady for satisfy of cock (I am not know if this is offend sorry English is second language okay). you are seem much lonely. try this honey
I am wear pimp cologne. spray man pillow with pimp cologne for make smell like me.
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-28-2007, 01:25 AM
* Anyone who exercises with Richard Simmons
* That includes the robotic Richard Simmons as shown on The Simpsons
* A certain somebody Right here on this thread who said "okay bay-bee I rock you rike typhoon tonight" then never showed up
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-30-2007, 12:10 AM
Anyone that God hates is worth hating...
...and He hates a lot of people!
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-30-2007, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
I am not satisfy self okay. believe I am have many lady for satisfy of cock (I am not know if this is offend sorry English is second language okay). you are seem much lonely. try this honey
I am wear pimp cologne. spray man pillow with pimp cologne for make smell like me.
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All slants are on MY enemies list, all 50 bazillion of them. With that perverted little yellow monkey Hiroshi at the top of that very long list.
I've had it with them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: My Enemies List -
10-30-2007, 04:15 AM
Jack Van Impe because he always has to change his dates on the end times and makes us true christians look like a bunch of idiots in this world.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: My Enemies List -
11-01-2007, 04:23 AM
Dr. Laura! She is a Jew not a Christian people. Why do so many false Christians get wrapped up in her false teachings! They would not listen to a mormon, JW or muslim, right? Why her then?
The best thing I did one time is tell a few christian family member's (that worships her 2 hours a day on her talk live radio and thinks she has all the right answers coming from the true Lord above) that she is going to hell no matter what she says because she does not believe that Jesus is Lord, the Savior. That was the first time ever in my family that I got first dibs on the mashed potatoes and gravy.
Being a true witness does work now and then.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-18-2014, 02:55 PM
This is good work everybody, let's keep building the list. Once we have enough I'm going to make a "hub" thread filled with links so that people with be able to learn just why God hates our enemies so much.
* Whoever invented autocorrect
* Whoever invented glossy screens
* Whoever invented "Whomever" and the idiots who think it's better then whoever
* The Who
* The 47 Percent, quit hating the wealthiest 1% you losers, the 1% are perfect, with the exception of the occasional college-type elitist, limousine liberal, boutique socialist, lawyer, scientist/engineer, government employee, doctor, affirmative action recipient, judeofascist, immigrant, employed woman, democrat, teacher, anyone who was taught by a teacher, Bill Gates, George Soros, Warren Buffet, Michael Bloomburg, Elon Musk, any of those Silicon Valley hippies, or anyone who works in hollywood or entertainment in general. They are on THE LIST.
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-18-2014, 09:50 PM
Liberals.
Heathens.
Mooslims.
Bill Gates. (He gives money to poor children in Africa. God wants those children dead for a reason.)
Steve Jobs. Inventor of the pinnacle of homosexuality that is "Apple".
False Christians that cherry pick. (Matthew 4:4, 2 Timothy 3:16)
The gas station negro that told me that Copenhagen was 100% American.
False chews, and dips made in Slantville, China.
Eurotrash that hate God.
Bill Maher the 2nd amendment hating liberal.
Richard Dawkins the evilutionist.
Anybody who resents Jesus.
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-19-2014, 07:12 AM
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YOOHOOO!! HAY MISTER DIpPER CHEWRR MAN,CAN WE CHEW THE FAT FOR A MINIT?.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chewer
YOOHOOO!! HAY MISTER DIpPER CHEWRR MAN,CAN WE CHEW THE FAT FOR A MINIT?.
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I got a idea,feller. I done thought of a way you can get back a mite bit of the respectyou has lost in my eyes.just a mite bit,mind you! Chewin on my redman,you know what kind of pictures that put in my head?not pretty ones i reckon
Anyhoo,i got to thinkin about it and i reckon it might be high time you put on your bigboy undies,forsake the prairie nigra chawl which has rotted your mind and take on the name of Skoal Bandit. Now dont that have a ring to it,son?
Proverbs 23:8 The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-19-2014, 08:16 AM
Whoever wrote that government form and I ticked YES and they screwed it up and looked at me and said "¶†$§ off ..Next!"
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-19-2014, 10:10 PM
My primary enemies are the rats down in the school lunchroom. I have to go Ninja just to get a crust to nibble on.
By the time I rappell down out of the ventilation grate, sharpen my shiv, wrap my arms and legs in duct tape and don my catcher's mask, I hardly have the energy to engage the brutes in combat...but a dwarfs gotta eat!
" I don't always read the Bible; but when I do, I prefer KJV 1611"
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-19-2014, 11:56 PM
Duct tape can be very attractive. What colour do you prefer?
I was rushing yesterday and forgot to post supporting Scripture for my contribution (secularist govt. form composers):
Revelation 21:8h all [they don't really wanna know “are you a minority?”] liars
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CONTEXT REVELATION 21
6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
8a But the fearful, and
b unbelieving, and the
c abominable, and
d murderers, and
e whoremongers, and
f sorcerers, and
g idolaters, and
h all liars,
i–j shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.
10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
KJV .. look up
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-20-2014, 04:35 AM
1. Obummer
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Obummer
4. Elizabeth Warren
5. Wendy Davis
6. Obummer
7. Obummers hounds of Hell
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-20-2014, 06:41 AM
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Duct tape can be very attractive. What colour do you prefer?
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Zebra Stripe!
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Re: My Enemies List -
03-20-2014, 06:48 AM
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Zebra Stripe!
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Did you know that some hyænas have zebra stripes too?
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