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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-18-2009, 05:56 PM

Right so it's bodily functions that are bad? Fair enough, there does seem to be some sort of issue in the world with bodily functions. So christian women are just excessively queasy.


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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-18-2009, 06:11 PM

No, you evil witches are just too desensitized by your years of being a wanton harlot!
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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-18-2009, 07:21 PM

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Soooo it's a natural thing that Christian women hate violent sex but what about non-violent sex?

Look, I need not explain the mechanics involved. Suffice to say the entire act is graphic and disgusting.

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Right, well if it is God's will that we suffer you had better stop letting your husband give you chloroform. That's cheating.

No, not really. I still have to go through pregnancy, child birth and the raising of children that will one day abandon me in a Raisin Ranch one day.
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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-19-2009, 12:59 PM

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So christian women are just excessively queasy.
Only the righteous ones.


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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-20-2009, 08:24 AM

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Sex is for fags
Do you even need to explain why its not?

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While marrying for sex is not a detestable act, there are other purposes for marriage besides intercourse. Often a marriage provides a useful helper for the man to have around the house. Somebody to cook and clean while he is away doing the LORD's work.
Fail. Marry for lust, and convince = short marriage. God made marriage so you could have sex? no. Life long partnership. Lust and convince wont last long. Love should

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To the lady who get chloroform. How thoughtful. Rapists do that too.
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That cant be good for your health. Why? I been though sex before. And I can assure you, it wont hurt you. In fact it must be better for your health than chloroform.
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Do you even need to explain why its not?



Fail. Marry for lust, and convince = short marriage. God made marriage so you could have sex? no. Life long partnership. Lust and convince wont last long. Love should

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To the lady who get chloroform. How thoughtful. Rapists do that too.
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That cant be good for your health. Why? I been though sex before. And I can assure you, it wont hurt you. In fact it must be better for your health than chloroform.
Love the infraction i got for this one.
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Really? I take it you don't agree pastor. Yet you didn't bother to vocalize your much desired opinion this case?
So show more and more why you are deserving of an admin here.
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Love the infraction i got for this one.
"Posting while imbecilic"

Really? I take it you don't agree pastor. Yet you didn't bother to vocalize your much desired opinion this case?
So show more and more why you are deserving of an admin here.
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Sometimes he can not be bothered to respond to posts that don't make sense or are plain insulting.

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PS: can you please stop with the [sarcasm] tags. They aren't funny, and downright uppityness is not the same as sarcasm.


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Friend, Pastor Ezekiel is a busy man. Between preparing his sermons, his non-stop Bible study, the circle prayers, the personal counseling, his engagement to Sister BTB, managing his staff and fleet of Escalades, he also watches over this board like an eagle, to keep the Unsaved at bay.

Sometimes he can not be bothered to respond to posts that don't make sense or are plain insulting.

Never has a man been more deserving of being an Admin on here.

PS: can you please stop with the [sarcasm] tags. They aren't funny, and downright uppityness is not the same as sarcasm.
I will accept that as a reason why paster cannot reply to this topic.
However, "posting while imbecilic?". Down right ridiculous. As for my post. It made perfect sense. But where was i in correct? Was sex for fags? or Marry For lust produces long lasting and healthy marriages? Or maybe Cholorform is better for you than sex? i dont understand.
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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-20-2009, 04:55 PM

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To the lady who get chloroform. How thoughtful. Rapists do that too.
That's rather considerate. I wouldn't want to be awake during a rape.

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That cant be good for your health. Why? I been though sex before. And I can assure you, it wont hurt you. In fact it must be better for your health than chloroform.
So, you admit that you're a slut.

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We are surely agreed on that one.
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That's rather considerate. I wouldn't want to be awake during a rape.
Then you would have no idea how you were violated. You would know who did it. And lets not forget , chloroform is not healthy for you.

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So, you admit that you're a slut.
A monotonous relationship is not usual referred to as being a slut. And slut usaully has a female connotation. But thats irrelevant . I concede that I am a slut. What does it prove? Your parents had sex? does that make them sluts?

And still do you condone marrying a woman as to have sex with her? Is that what the lord established marriage for? And would you say marrying for lust provides a long fruitful marriage? Isn't lust a sin? What do you calling marrying for sex if not lust?
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Then you would have no idea how you were violated. You would know who did it. And lets not forget , chloroform is not healthy for you.
Why the hell would I want to know something like that? I'd rather be slipped a mickey and not know instead of spending years in therapy trying to forget.
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And slut usaully has a female connotation.
Sorry. I thought you might have been a female.
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A monotonous relationship is not usual referred to as being a slut
So you engage in pre-marital sex and you're absolutely boring at it. You should have stuck with slut.
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Your parents had sex? does that make them sluts?
Guess who we got the chloroform idea from?
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Why the hell would I want to know something like that? I'd rather be slipped a mickey and not know instead of spending years in therapy trying to forget.
Fair enough personal opinion. though again chloroform is not healthy.

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So to be 'unboring' I should have sex with multiple partners? Witch a slut is. So i should aim for more partners? thats sounds horrible? I thought you didn't like sex? Is that the offical opinion of the church here. Be a slut over monotonous sex?

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Okay. But your parents then by your logic are also 'boring at it'. They should have went with slut by the official opinion of the church? I think they would prefer monotonous. As do i.
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So to be 'unboring' I should have sex with multiple partners? Witch a slut is. So i should aim for more partners? thats sounds horrible? I thought you didn't like sex? Is that the offical opinion of the church here. Be a slut over monotonous sex?
I meant that you should have stuck with calling yourself a slut instead of monotonous when I'm sure (or at least I hope) you meant monogamous.
I see that one went right over your head.
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I meant that you should have stuck with calling yourself a slut instead of monotonous when I'm sure (or at least I hope) you meant monogamous.
I see that one went right over your head.
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However do you condone what I originally came here to talk about? The marriage for lust? That seems ignored?
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However do you condone what I originally came here to talk about? The marriage for lust? That seems ignored?
You're asking a woman who can't remember getting impregnated SIX TIMES this question?
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You're asking a woman who can't remember getting impregnated SIX TIMES this question?
Yes. Say i want to have sex with this girl. Can I tell her dad to get us married so I can have sex with her?

Isn't that lust?
Isn't that a sin?

Do you say its okay to marry for lust? Point Blank. Yes or no.
Is Marry a girl for sex lust? Point Blank. Yes or No.


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Even Dirty Harry doesn't talk like that.


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Even Dirty Harry doesn't talk like that.
how about you sir? Marrying a girl for sex okay? Is that lust?


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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-21-2009, 03:55 AM

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how about you sir? Marrying a girl for sex okay? Is that lust?
In your case I'd say no. You're obviously some sort of mongoloid, and a self-confessed race-traitor to boot. You certainly aren't a Christian. The world doesn't need any more mongrel bastards running around.

And kindly stop your filthy ranting and raving about teenaged lust. This is a Christian forum.


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Default Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon - 05-21-2009, 04:04 AM

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In your case I'd say no. You're obviously some sort of mongoloid, and a self-confessed race-traitor to boot. You certainly aren't a Christian. The world doesn't need any more mongrel bastards running around.

And kindly stop your filthy ranting and raving about teenaged lust. This is a Christian forum.
Moderator. I point out that there I am not ranting about teenage lust. I am asking an important religious question I would like to know the answer to.
If find your insults pointless. But continue if you would like. Its what Jesus would do right?

And by saying in 'my case no' you mean in other cases okay? Primarly mainstream cases for you guys? So i am confused. You concede lust is a sin correct? You agree want of sex is lust and that marrying someone for want of sex is therefore lust and therefore a sin? But thats okay ?


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