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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 10-19-2014, 08:46 AM

Since reading Jim Farmer's thread on Australian abos, abos are offending me right now! The Godless, useless, and worthless Sons of Ham! They are without doubt one of the most objectionable, offensive ethnic groups to have ever breathed on this earth!

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 10-19-2014, 10:10 AM

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Since reading Jim Farmer's thread on Australian abos, abos are offending me right now! The Godless, useless, and worthless Sons of Ham! They are without doubt one of the most objectionable, offensive ethnic groups to have ever breathed on this earth!

But then what can you expect: as it says in Genesis 9:25 the curse of Canaan is on them.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 10-19-2014, 10:45 AM

And Mr Attila, This is evidenced by statistics on their blindness:
The blindness rate in adult aborigines over the age of 40 is 6 times higher than blindness in white Australians over 40. This has been inflicted on them as punishment by the Lord.
Exodus 4:11 And the Lord said unto him, Who hath made man’s mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord?
Deuteronomy 28:28-29 28 The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: 29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-03-2014, 08:13 AM

I am offended by the fact that my Godless mother requested that my uncle bring me "home" at once. She said, and I quote - "You don't need God, Mckenzie. He isn't even real. Come home this very instant. Your ex misses you, and we know this isn't the true you."

Blasphemous. How dare they try to lead me to the path of sin - what's more, attempt to say that God and His words aren't true!
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-03-2014, 10:50 AM

I am offended by the fact that instead of respecting my beliefs as any good Christian should, this forum has harassed me, changed my name and profile information and looks down on anybody who doesn't have the same beliefs as they do. Pathetic.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-03-2014, 11:29 AM

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I am offended by the fact that instead of respecting my beliefs as any good Christian should, this forum has harassed me, changed my name and profile information and looks down on anybody who doesn't have the same beliefs as they do. Pathetic.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-03-2014, 05:53 PM

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...respecting my beliefs as any good Christian should...
At first I was

Then I was

Seriously, just read the goddamned Bible before you try telling others what a "good Christian" does, would ya?

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Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Guess who said that? This guy:


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-13-2014, 05:28 AM

I'm offended that people aren't willing to learn Hebrew.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-13-2014, 06:28 AM

I'm offended that someone thinks yid is better than American.



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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-13-2014, 06:35 AM

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I'm offended that someone thinks yid is better than American.

I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-13-2014, 06:39 AM

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I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
Have you already learned Greek and Aramaic? Heck, your American isn't even very good.



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I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
The Hebrew text was completed around the 10th century AD. It is not quoted in the New Testament. Earlier fragments exist. The usual source for New Testament authors is the Septuagint Greek version. Some heretics claim that the Greek came first during Hellenisation of the Near East, written down in the era of Josiah and Hezekiah in a standardised form but this is a minority view.

That does not mean nothing was written down prior to that, say around 700 BC, and indeed there are examples from other languages.

Greek is not a difficult language to learn. Once you have the alphabet and get used to words having endings like
run
runnest
runneth
it's about like French. I actually find Hellenistic Greek closer to English but that is probably due to the type of English I speak. Others may prefer German or even Latin but why anyone would want to read the Vulgate is beyond me.

I would not recommend using the internet for learning Greek. If you go to your nearest university library or just walk into the theology department would probably be a better idea they will be happy to recommend a book. They are the experts after all. The internet is not.
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I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
The King James Bible (the one and only true Bible) is written in American.
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I'm offended that people aren't willing to learn Hebrew.

Why would we want to learn to speak the Jew? What good is it? Only the Jews want to speak Hebrew.


You say you are not a Jew and have had no nose job, but you are a Cohen and want to speak the Jewish language.


You are here to try to torment Christians, as your ancestors tormented Jesus, aren't you? You are an unsaved Jew; admit it.


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Why would we want to learn to speak the Jew? What good is it? Only the Jews want to speak Hebrew.


You say you are not a Jew and have had no nose job, but you are a Cohen and want to speak the Jewish language.


You are here to try to torment Christians, as your ancestors tormented Jesus, aren't you? You are an unsaved Jew; admit it.
I'm not a Jew, but I admit I'm unsaved.
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Dear boy,

This has the potential of being extremely good news! We have also previously saved several ex-jews from the Bottomless Pitt. Congratulations for your decision to give up the Semite lifestyle.

Even if the jooishness that you have now discarded was chosen by your predecessors hundreds of years ago, for the Eternal God it makes no difference. He hates sinners and their offspring...

Deuteronomy 5:9
Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

...and He has good reasons to hate the Jooish:

John 5:16
And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.


To summarize. This is a very good first step! Stay on the path, learn, read the Bible! Now you have HOPE!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Dear boy,

This has the potential of being extremely good news! We have also previously saved several ex-jews from the Bottomless Pitt. Congratulations for your decision to give up the Semite lifestyle.

Even if the jooishness that you have now discarded was chosen by your predecessors hundreds of years ago, for the Eternal God it makes no difference. He hates sinners and their offspring...

Deuteronomy 5:9
Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

...and He has good reasons to hate the Jooish:

John 5:16
And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.


To summarize. This is a very good first step! Stay on the path, learn, read the Bible! Now you have HOPE!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
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Dear boy,

How wonderful! I know it must feel like that when you now have the first glimpse of Life Eternal that is only reserved for those who kneel before JESUS! Old life is cast away and it is as if it never was! That is the power of JESUS.



Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.




Oh yes! We can be reborn in Jesus even despite our Jooish ancestors! You know, Apostle Paul used to be a Jew, too, and became a Christian! It's a miracle every time. Now, stop arguing and go further on the path to JESUS!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Dear boy,

How wonderful! I know it must feel like that when you now have the first glimpse of Life Eternal that is only reserved for those who kneel before JESUS! Old life is cast away and it is as if it never was! That is the power of JESUS.



Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.




Oh yes! We can be reborn in Jesus even despite our Jooish ancestors! You know, Apostle Paul used to be a Jew, too, and became a Christian! It's a miracle every time. Now, stop arguing and go further on the path to JESUS!



Yours in Christ,

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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