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Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 05:00 PM
Brothers,
I did a very intensive prayer session today and sometimes I feel that my mind gets opened and I see solutions for different problems. And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session. Sometimes I just eat a hamburger and after two hours I feel hungry! But then I say to myself that I am stronger then my hunger! I am in control of my mind and not the victim of my body.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 05:56 PM
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Brothers,
I did a very intensive prayer session today and sometimes I feel that my mind gets opened and I see solutions for different problems. And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session. Sometimes I just eat a hamburger and after two hours I feel hungry! But then I say to myself that I am stronger then my hunger! I am in control of my mind and not the victim of my body.
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Brother, this is such a clear and obvious solution, you'd think even those people in Africa would have figured it out. Once again, they need the guidance of True Christians™ coming over there to clean up their messes. Of course, True Christians™ are being persecuted in record numbers. Why, Pastor Scott Lively (Pastor & Head of Abiding Truth Ministries), is being charged with "Crimes Against Humanity" if you can believe it! All for training up the Christians in Uganda to recognize the value of following God's Word as written!
You can listen to him explain some of this HERE.
"We need to remember that in the time leading up to the Flood what the rabbis teach about the last straw for God before He brought the Flood was when they started writing wedding songs to homosexual marriage and Jesus said that you’ll know the End Times because it will be like the days of Noah. There’s never been a time in the history of the world since before the Flood when homosexual marriage has been open and celebrated, and that’s another sign that I believe that we’re close to the end." But anyway, Brother Templeton, I think you have your finger right on the button with this one. I do hope the people of Africa take Pastor Scott's advice and learn to clean themselves up, put a little effort into their work, stop complaining, and stop looking for the next cheap thrill. Then perhaps they won't find so much to whine about.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 06:04 PM
And how can they be hungry with huge bellies?
That never seemed possible.
Gluttony indeed.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 06:10 PM
Whenever you see these people on TV, they're just standing or sitting around waiting on somebody to bring them a Happy Meal or whatever. You never see them planting crops or working at a job so they can buy food.
It doesn't matter where in the world the nigra lives. He's still going to be lazy and looking for hand outs all the time.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 06:21 PM
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He's still going to be lazy and looking for hand outs all the time.
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That and fried-chicken.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 06:23 PM
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That and fried-chicken.
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As long as it's free and they can use the bones for a voodoo curse afterwards.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 06:38 PM
They used to just shoot a lion or something and roast it and eat it. Thanks to Obama, all the jigs just want a handout.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 07:40 PM
Wow. I thought you guys were bad before. You know what makes you guys so horrible? You have no heart and mind for anyone but your selves. I heard the you guys take the bible word for word. Here's a few verses.
Matthew 25:35-40
For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.’ Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?’ Proverbs 14:31
Whoever oppresses a poor man insults his Maker, but he who is generous to the needy honors him.
Luke 12:33-34
Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
1 John 4:7-8
Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.
There now you might not oppress the poor if what you say is true. I think you guys just sit on your butts all day with nothing to do but point the finger and insult people. And hey, you eat a burger and after two hours you're hungry??? That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. THESE PEOPLE IN AFRICA ARE TOO POOR TO BUY CROPS!! And they are definetly too weak and don't have enough meat on there bones to work unless someone DOES feed them. Wow that just shows how heartless you truly all are. And you better not reply to my comment and say I'm wrong because you guys are the only ones at fault here!! You're no better than those people that make games like Oblivion and portal 2!!!!
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 07:46 PM
Son, aren't you even paying attention? Don't you watch the TV? Those folks are too lazy to even swat the flies away. Do you think they're going to lift a finger to hoe a row of corn?
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 08:26 PM
Ummmm isn't it clear that I was listening to the bill crap that you guys feed each other? You're too lazy to admit that you aren't really a true Christian because you oppress the poor! You really think Jesus siding with you? Your guys' point of view is twisted. I've read a lot of these forums. Don't you guys have anything positive to say? You guys sit around in your so called "church" and look at the world and hate the people in it because they aren't saved or they're poor. And you PRETEND that you are christians. Hmmm, I think that's what the bible calls hypocrisy.
1 John 4:20
If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
James 1:26
If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless.
1 John 2:9
Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.
Aaannnd I'm right again.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 08:46 PM
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Aaannnd I'm right again.
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afraid not.
Mark 3:35
For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.
The quotes you mentioned don't apply to some no good heathen negros lost in the refugee camps scattered around africa just sucking the UN help.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 08:58 PM
Son, just because you have searched OpenBible for some verses about hypocrisy before copying them here does not make you more Christian™ than us.
Here at Landover, we have been showing people the light since the 17th Century. You waltzing into our friendly forum shouting at people doesn't make you right, it makes you narrow minded.
This is not about us insulting the poor, it is about nigras. If afrocans stopped whining about being so hungry all the time and started PRAISING GOD instead, scripture tells us that it will make them nice and fat.
Proverbs 28:25
He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the Lord shall be made fat.
The problem is they are so greedy. Especially those big belly children (they look gross! )
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 09:01 PM
You can tell that the out of africa theory isn't really working. If we all had these genes in our bodies we all would be lazy and hungry all the time still living in caves. Not to mention that we all had aids.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 09:04 PM
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Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.
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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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Aaannnd I'm right again.
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Aaaaand no, in fact you are condemned to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-26-2014, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session
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I think the Bible is quite clear on this topic:
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Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
- Matthew 6:31-34
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So the FIRST thing to do is to seek His Kingdom. THEN God will supply us with clothes, food etc. - all these things shall be added unto you.
So if we want to help the negroes to help themselves we shouldn't just give them the food God withholds from them for a reason. Let's talk about how we can help the poor of the world to seek and find Gods Kingdom!
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-27-2014, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Brothers,
I did a very intensive prayer session today and sometimes I feel that my mind gets opened and I see solutions for different problems. And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session. Sometimes I just eat a hamburger and after two hours I feel hungry! But then I say to myself that I am stronger then my hunger! I am in control of my mind and not the victim of my body.
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For a long time I have believed in the saying "Live and let live". But after a fateful encounter with this website. I see sheltered first-world Christians who actually think this type of BULLSHIT is true. Do you know how much an single starving person would love a hamburger or any food for that matter. They believed in an all-powerful lord, but he didn't deliver? N'est-ce pas? They did pray but in the end realised that he didn't exist they drew the short straw and that's why there should be less organisations feeding Bibles into Africa and more programs trying to equalise the dire situation. I can't believe you people can say "Just pray!" and it'll be alright. God hasn't shown himself in 2000 years or as I believe almost forsure, he hasn't ever and never will. An all-loving God shouldn't have left everything to humans, and refuses to step in.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-27-2014, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by see_the_light
afraid not.
Mark 3:35
For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.
The quotes you mentioned don't apply to some no good heathen negros lost in the refugee camps scattered around africa just sucking the UN help.
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How can you even say this!!!!
You haven't even given them a chance!
You are being EXTREMELY racist!
EXTREMELY insensitive!
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EXTREMELY WRONG!
Go suck a piffleasaurus!
If god did exist, then he wouldn't be proud of Bible Bashers like you folk. : angry:
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-27-2014, 12:19 AM
That's another problem. They always say "I am hungry" and "I want eat" instead of thinking about the community. Take the U.S.A as example. The U.S.A was build by people who thought they want to build something for the people. It was not "I" they were doing it for "us". Africans need to learn that "Us" is better then "I".
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-27-2014, 12:27 AM
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That's another problem. They always say "I am hungry" and "I want eat" instead of thinking about the community. Take the U.S.A as example. The U.S.A was build by people who thought they want to build something for the people. It was not "I" they were doing it for "us". Africans need to learn that "Us" is better then "I".
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THE USA SITS ON THE LARGEST NUCLEAR ARSENAL IN THE WORLD, IT HAS RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY THAT IS WHY IT IS THE WAY IT IS!
AFRICA IS A POORLY FUNDED CONTINENT IN WHICH COMMUNITY AND
TOGETHERNESS IS AT THE FOREFRONT OF CULTURE! THE USa IS CONSTANTLY ARGUING OVER SILLY THINGS! A 1.1 MILLION DOLLAR STEEL CROSS WAS BUILT RECENTLY! 1.1 MILLION DOLLARS COULD HAVE CHANGED MANY MANY LIVES IN AFRICAN COMMUNITIES.
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Re: Africans stop thinking about your hunger all the time! -
01-27-2014, 12:37 AM
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...AFRICA IS A POORLY FUNDED CONTINENT IN WHICH COMMUNITY AND
TOGETHERNESS IS AT THE FOREFRONT OF CULTURE!...
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Proven by the average of six wars going on there (and never less than three) (and NOT including purely domestic rebellions, revolutions, mutinies, insurrections, coups d'etat, etc.) at any given time since WW2.
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