[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Morgana

Well...he gets on my case because I am not married but now I find out he has been engaged for 6 years!? Okay dear, the average engagement is one year or did you not know this? Two years would be an extreme if you man (or the woman) was out of the country or very far away. Six years however? Yea...I smell something rotten in Denmark. He is stringing you along and if I were you I would tell him to take me down the isle or I would throw his rear end to the curb! There is such a thing as "cold feet" before a wedding but to delay it for six years? No...I am not buying it.

God hates you, witch!

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

God hates you, witch!

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

By the quotes you have picked from the KJV1611 collected fairy tales you clearly feel she is lying, a lie is an untruthful statement, she made no statement just an observation so there was no possibility of a lie, unless you would care to highlight the lie in the observation you have quoted.
Personally I think her observations raise some questions the Zekie Boy needs to answer, at least to poor BTB.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

By the quotes you have picked from the KJV1611 collected fairy tales you clearly feel she is lying, a lie is an untruthful statement, she made no statement just an observation so there was no possibility of a lie, unless you would care to highlight the lie in the observation you have quoted.

She strongly implied that our Pastor is a raging queen.

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Personally I think her observations raise some questions the Zekie Boy needs to answer, at least to poor BTB.

So you admit that this in none of your business. Glad to see. Enjoy that basket of infractions I just sent you!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

She strongly implied that our Pastor is a raging queen.

She was mealy observing the FACTS given by BTB and Zekie Boy without even going near his bathing habits.

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

You have kept poor BTB hanging about for 6 years and still not set a date, people beginning to think you are never going to.

You have some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house.
They even help you shower and wash your back.
They also don't have an "unclean" time.

This implies you have some men washing your naked body on a regular basis, now I personally think that is your own business, but others are not so enlightened.

Now those people could be post menopausal women, which could still cause some a problem with the idea of them washing you in the shower.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Morgana

Well...he gets on my case because I am not married but now I find out he has been engaged for 6 years!? Okay dear, the average engagement is one year or did you not know this? Two years would be an extreme if you man (or the woman) was out of the country or very far away. Six years however? Yea...I smell something rotten in Denmark. He is stringing you along and if I were you I would tell him to take me down the isle or I would throw his rear end to the curb! There is such a thing as "cold feet" before a wedding but to delay it for six years? No...I am not buying it.

My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.

Look, I'm a busy Pastor and there are many demands on my time. Sister BTB understands that. Also, who cares about "average engagement times" anyway? Just because the unsaved degenerates plunge into marriage headlong, without stopping to consider what Jesus wants, it doesn't follow that I have to. At any rate, it's none of you're damned business, witch.

We'll get married when the time is right.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.

Look, I'm a busy Pastor and there are many demands on my time. Sister BTB understands that. Also, who cares about "average engagement times" anyway? Just because the unsaved degenerates plunge into marriage headlong, without stopping to consider what Jesus wants, it doesn't follow that I have to. At any rate, it's none of you're damned business, witch.

We'll get married when the time is right.

I see you can find time to take a trip to the rent boy brothels of Thailand, but you can't find time to make BTB a happy woman?

[Morgana]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

You have kept poor BTB hanging about for 6 years and still not set a date, people beginning to think you are never going to.

You have some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house.
They even help you shower and wash your back.
They also don't have an "unclean" time.

This implies you have some men washing your naked body on a regular basis, now I personally think that is your own business, but others are not so enlightened.

Now those people could be post menopausal women, which could still cause some a problem with the idea of them washing you in the shower.

Jo.....I like you! let's do lunch someone!! BTW...I am not a witch...they just think I am, I am not sure why....

[Morgana]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.

Look, I'm a busy Pastor and there are many demands on my time. Sister BTB understands that. Also, who cares about "average engagement times" anyway? Just because the unsaved degenerates plunge into marriage headlong, without stopping to consider what Jesus wants, it doesn't follow that I have to. At any rate, it's none of you're damned business, witch.

We'll get married when the time is right.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH did I just make a preacher cuss? Well well well! Get me the lye soap and I will wash your mouth out!!

Okay...and what business is it of yours that I am not married? Or that I should find a man right away and get married? HMMMM? Did you ever not stop to think as you were stringing BTB along that my path too may be in God's hands or will? Who died and made you God? Who are you to berate me for not being married so fast? 6 years? You just don't want to get married or you would have.

"At any rate, it's none of you're damned business" Oh by the way...you made it all our business when you told the whole world! Millions of people now know how long and why you won't walk down the isle.

Too busy? Oh I bet you are too busy.....but I will not say more. Weak minded fools like you are for entertainment purposes only.

Meanwhile I hope BTB wakes up and smells the coffee.
Hey BTB...move on honey he ain't worth it! Go find you a man who will walk you down the isle!

Boy oh boy....you can give it but you can't take it......

[Morgana]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

By the quotes you have picked from the KJV1611 collected fairy tales you clearly feel she is lying, a lie is an untruthful statement, she made no statement just an observation so there was no possibility of a lie, unless you would care to highlight the lie in the observation you have quoted.
Personally I think her observations raise some questions the Zekie Boy needs to answer, at least to poor BTB.

Thank you Jo for standing up for me....but no I was not calling him a "raging queen", I am letting you all do that. I have planned weddings in the past and have experience with such things. I have seen "cold feet" in men, and in some cases in women too. In all my years of doing this I have never seen this extreme case of cold feet. 6 years? I am wondering if this is all a joke? If these people are pulling our legs? The longest I have seen is two and that is because the bride and/or groom was in Iraq (the army). Even then they were in a hurry to get hitched. In my honest opinion of this situation BTB is being strung along. I have no idea why. My personal feelings is that she should tell him to take her down the isle or ditch him! I would!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

I see you can find time to take a trip to the rent boy brothels of Thailand, but you can't find time to make BTB a happy woman?

I am called to bring the Word of God to the poor little yellow boys of the slope "countries." Would you rather that they be condemned to eternal damnation? You people are so hateful.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I am called to bring the Word of God to the poor little yellow boys of the slope "countries." Would you rather that they be condemned to eternal damnation? You people are so hateful.

There is no connection between the "dark skinned foreigners" and your trip to Thailand?

As Morgana says, in her experience of the marriage business and engagement of two years is only normal if one party is out of the country, but you and BTB are both in Freehold, I find it had to believe that if you loved her you could not have found time in your busy schedule at some point in the last seven years to get married.

Originally Posted by Morgana

Jo.....I like you! let's do lunch someone!! BTW...I am not a witch...they just think I am, I am not sure why....

Do you like Pasta?

[Morgana]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

There is no connection between the "dark skinned foreigners" and your trip to Thailand?

As Morgana says, in her experience of the marriage business and engagement of two years is only normal if one party is out of the country, but you and BTB are both in Freehold, I find it had to believe that if you loved her you could not have found time in your busy schedule at some point in the last seven years to get married.



Do you like Pasta?

I know you seem to have a thing against organized religion...but my church has an awesome spaghetti dinner in the fall! Even people who are not church members attend because it is that famous! That dinner is not until November but if you want to meet before then there is always Olive Garden, I don't know how their spaghetti is though.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Morgana

if you want to meet before then there is always Olive Garden, I don't know how their spaghetti is though.

Aren't you the personification of high class and sophistication? I hear they give away unlimited breadsticks with butter flavored oil and all the waxed lettuce you can shove in your maw.

No doggy bags, though Trixie.

Yours in culinary snobbery,
Sam

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Morgana

I know you seem to have a thing against organized religion...but my church has an awesome spaghetti dinner in the fall! Even people who are not church members attend because it is that famous! That dinner is not until November but if you want to meet before then there is always Olive Garden, I don't know how their spaghetti is though.

Your Church pays homage to Our Lord Noodle?

I'm afraid to say The Olive Garden was created as a temptation to all Pastafarians by claiming that they serve pasta, but in actuality it is not pasta, but some sort of mushy stuff. It is as far from real Italian food as you can possibly get. I don't care how good their bread-sticks are (they are really good), but they are just not a proper restaurant.

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

14. Vengence belongs only to the Holy One. Should you happen upon a restaurant that serves pasta that is not up to the standard of the Holy One, simply deny that restaurant your business in the future. You shall not vandalize, burn, harass, or otherwise disturb the peace.

[Morgana]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Your Church pays homage to Our Lord Noodle?

I'm afraid to say The Olive Garden was created as a temptation to all Pastafarians by claiming that they serve pasta, but in actuality it is not pasta, but some sort of mushy stuff. It is as far from real Italian food as you can possibly get. I don't care how good their bread-sticks are (they are really good), but they are just not a proper restaurant.

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

My church is a Christian church...sssssssssshhhhhhh! Don't tell these people! Okay? Let us keep that between you and me! Anyway a lot of Christian churches have spaghetti dinner fund raisers! Well as it would turn out there are a lot of Italians in our church! A lot of of Italians! Who know their spaghetti! No joke dude! People come to our church and eat then take boxes home! It is that popular!

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Morgana

My church is a Christian church... sssssssssshhhhhhh! Don't tell these people! Okay? Let us keep that between you and me!

IIRC, you are a wiccan or you are really friendly with them. Did you finally become a Christian, dear?

What brings you back around these parts? Is it to apologize for being such a sass mouth uppity feminazi?

[Morgana]

Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge

Aren't you the personification of high class and sophistication? I hear they give away unlimited breadsticks with butter flavored oil and waxed lettuce you can shove in your maw.

No doggy bags, though Trixie.

Yours in culinary snobbery,
Sam

Okay..you got me there...but Olive Garden is much better than Fazoli's. I usually got the soup, I liked their Minestrone and can eat a lot of it.
Where I live there are not a lot of real Italian places to eat, just a lot of Italians.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Morgana

Anyway a lot of Christian churches have spaghetti dinner fund raisers!

Mmm I wager that is down to some within those Churches, being close to understanding the True nature of Our Lord God The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Some on that path have lost their way a little like the Sea of Faith group, but as they have chosen a nautical reference I have hope that in time they will come to understand the importance of Pirates in our history, their place in Lord Noodles creation, they have already rejected the idea of "god" as defined by traditional Abrahamic religion, yes they have "thrown out the baby with the bath water" so to speak but I have hope that in time they will find the path to truth and accept His Noodleness as the One True God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Morgana

Okay..you got me there...but Olive Garden is much better than Fazoli's. I usually got the soup, I liked their Minestrone and can eat a lot of it.
Where I live there are not a lot of real Italian places to eat, just a lot of Italians.

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Mmm I wager that is down to some within those Churches, being close to understanding the True nature of Our Lord God The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Some on that path have lost their way a little like the Sea of Faith group, but as they have chosen a nautical reference I have hope that in time they will come to understand the importance of Pirates in our history, their place in Lord Noodles creation, they have already rejected the idea of "god" as defined by traditional Abrahamic religion, yes they have "thrown out the baby with the bath water" so to speak but I have hope that in time they will find the path to truth and accept His Noodleness as the One True God.

Why don't you two whoremongers get a room? This is a Christian forum, not some sleazy pickup joint. You are NOT welcome here.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Why don't you two whoremongers get a room? This is a Christian forum, not some sleazy pickup joint. You are NOT welcome here.

Oh I don't for a minute believe that is because while having differing views of the nature of God we manage to have a polite conversation it what you are objecting to, you just hoping we would go and get a room or at least go away and stop pointing out things that could lead BTB to have a good think about the length of your engagement and the reasons for that.