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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
01-13-2015, 03:09 AM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Serving Jesus
True Christian™
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Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
01-13-2015, 03:55 AM
Due to the foresight of our Pastors and all the Pastors that have come before them, Freehold is safe from attack. The stout walls of our retreat will thwart any attack and our security ministry is stern and vigilant. Otherwise, those Muslims would be trying to blow us up, too.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, suspected scottish teenager
Under Investigation
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Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Godless Ireland
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
04-03-2015, 12:09 AM
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
04-03-2015, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Gavin Gallagher
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, suspected scottish teenager
Under Investigation
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Posts: 7
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Godless Ireland
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
04-03-2015, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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I was trying to post an image, but it just sent the link for some reason.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 6,766
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
04-10-2015, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
The stout walls of our retreat will thwart any attack and our security ministry is stern and vigilant.
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All true. Even better, Jesus is watching over us.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,290
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
04-11-2015, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Gavin Gallagher
I was trying to post an image, but it just sent the link for some reason.
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Gavin, You must learn to post images.
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