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Re: Introduction -
04-14-2015, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex
Aren't the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament? They don't apply anymore?
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well you got me there, my logic thus does not apply.
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Re: Introduction -
04-14-2015, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
well you got me there, my logic thus does not apply.
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Great! Now that you got rid of your "logic," you can start applying God's logic. Start reading now!
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Re: Introduction -
04-14-2015, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Great! Now that you got rid of your "logic," you can start applying God's logic. Start reading now!
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Amen Sister!
I do not understand what's so hard about reading the KJV 1611 Bible? It truly amazes me why people want to talk the talk by saying they're Christian but they refuse to walk the walk by simply reading the Bible?
There seems to be a higher chance of an Atheist reading "The God Delusion" than a Christian reading the Bible. If you follow Jesus Christ, read what Jesus Christ actually said.
The logical is so basic and so simple that we might have to assume malice.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Introduction -
04-14-2015, 08:53 PM
http://jesus-1000.bigforumpro.com/forum
there are even crazier Jesus folk though.
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Re: Introduction -
04-14-2015, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
I'm not actually pagan, but my pants are on fire when it comes to religion.
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Can you explain to me what exactly that means? I'm only familiar with the expression in the context of the schoolyard taunt, "Liar! Liar! Pants on fire:"
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Re: Introduction -
04-14-2015, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Can you explain to me what exactly that means? I'm only familiar with the expression in the context of the schoolyard taunt, "Liar! Liar! Pants on fire:"
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It means a liar in that context.
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Re: Introduction -
04-15-2015, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
It means a liar in that context.
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Please correct me if I'm wrong, but have you just confessed to lying about religion, then?
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Re: Introduction -
04-15-2015, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but have you just confessed to lying about religion, then?
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lying about being a pagan
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Re: Introduction -
04-15-2015, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
It means a liar in that context.
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As I suspected. I see no reason to do other than shun you, then.
Proverbs 13:5
Goodbye.
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Re: Introduction -
04-21-2015, 07:46 AM
The OP is a demon brothers and sisters!!!! I can feel it through all my being!!! The Holy Ghost is trying to warn us not to communicate any longer and cast out this foul spirit!!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by buckhenry
The OP is a demon brothers and sisters!!!! I can feel it through all my being!!! The Holy Ghost is trying to warn us not to communicate any longer and cast out this foul spirit!!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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Why do you feel a dark and foreboding energy in me?
I'm not evil, I hate injustice.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
Why do you feel a dark and foreboding energy in me?...
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Mr. Henry is a newcomer here, and not a True Christian™ (yet), so I'd worry more about what the Pastors and the other True Christians™ have to say.
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...I'm not evil, I hate injustice.
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And what do you base you sense of justice on? If it's not the Bible, you should not expect a warm welcome for your views.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 03:12 AM
well at least I don't take my opinions from an atheist that tries too hard to replicate the hogwash most people say here!
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
well at least I don't take my opinions from an atheist...
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Have I shared my opinion in this thread? Nope, just telling you what the Bible says.
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...that tries too hard to replicate the hogwash most people say here!
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So you're a deist who believes in wizards and calls the Bible hogwash while being ignorant of what it even says. Why should anyone here listen to what you have to say? Why should they even continue to pay for your bandwidth?
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 12:14 PM
because apparently Landover is almost as bad as Westboro.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
because apparently Landover is almost as bad as Westboro.
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Don't you dare compare us with those liberals. Do you know they let their women speak in church?
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1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 01:30 PM
Westboro Baptist is full of liberals. They believe women have the right to speak in the church and teach, etc. Re-read 1 Corinthians 14:34 and 1 Timothy 2:12.
At Landover, we believe in ALL of the Bible, not just the convenient parts.
We also believe in banana bread. Take 1 cup walnuts, toasted and coarsely chopped, 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, 3/4 cup granulated white sugar, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 2 large eggs, lightly beaten, 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled, 3 ripe large bananas (approximately 1 pound or 454 grams), mashed well (about 1-1/2 cups) and 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract.
What you want to do is preheat your oven to 350 degrees F and place oven rack to middle position. Butter and flour (or spray with a non stick vegetable/flour spray) the bottom and sides of a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan. Set aside. Then, place the nuts on a baking sheet and bake for about 8 to 10 minutes or until lightly toasted. Let cool and then chop coarsely. In a large bowl combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nuts. Set aside. In a medium-sized bowl combine the mashed bananas, eggs, melted butter, and vanilla. With a rubber spatula or wooden spoon, lightly fold the wet ingredients (banana mixture) into the dry ingredients just until combined and the batter is thick and chunky. (The important thing is not to over mix the batter. You do not want it smooth. Over mixing the batter will yield tough, rubbery bread.) Scrape batter into prepared pan. Bake until bread is golden brown and a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, about 55 to 60 minutes. Place on a wire rack to cool and then remove the bread from the pan. Serve warm or at room temperature.
I like to take it out of the oven after 15 minutes of baking and with a wet knife I make a cross in the loaf, to remind me of Christ. Then put it back to finish baking.
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Don't you dare compare us with those liberals. Do you know they let their women speak in church?
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Completely agree. It's so cringe-worthy to see one of those liberals screaming. Yikes.
Just because someone is "against gays" does not automatically make them Christian. Mooooslim terrorists are also against homersexuality but no one would say: eh, they're Christian.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ConcernedNumbskull
I'm not evil, I hate injustice.
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By definition if you are not a True Christian™ (and you are not), you are evil (Matthew 12:30).
Perhaps no better illustration of Justice in the history of mankind can be found than that of King David’s outrage when the poor man’s lamb was taken away by the rich man (2 Samuel 12:1-14). We relate to this outrage because we are created in God's Image and so we too desire justice (Genesis 1:27; Deuteronomy 32:4). That is why Nathan told the story to David in the first place. King David recognized his own injustice in taking Uriah’s wife from him. David’s immediate repentant prayer was effective because by admitting his sin against God, he acknowledged the Righteousness of God.
Acknowledging the Righteousness of God is important for everyone to know, which is why God commissioned this event to have been recorded in His Holy Bible. It's important because it shows that while God will accept your fear and obedience, He will still kill your innocent child to make a point, so be careful and don't offend Him if you love your babies.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction -
04-22-2015, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Midge Murphy
[...]We also believe in banana bread. [...]
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Thank you for sharing the recipe! This looks like something that tastes great and would be excellent to give plenty of energy on the longer bicycle rides.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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