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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 09:24 PM

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okay, i'll record the fragment where he says it, and put the tape in the bible... there, proved it using a bible
So you have no Biblical evidence to support your position that Jesus is an imaginary character? Do you have any secular proof that Jesus doesn't exist? Period sources saying Christ is real?



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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 09:31 PM

I can prove Jesus exists. If Jesus isn't real, then who was it that washed away all my sins the day I got saved? You don't have an answer for that.

There's biblical proof, eyewitness accounts, secular historians, spiritual proof, and physical evidence that all testify that Jesus Christ walked the earth as God made flesh.

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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 09:45 PM

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I can prove Jesus exists. If Jesus isn't real, then who was it that washed away all my sins the day I got saved? You don't have an answer for that.

There's biblical proof, eyewitness accounts, secular historians, spiritual proof, and physical evidence that all testify that Jesus Christ walked the earth as God made flesh.

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i marked subjective statements in red, these do not count as proof
Now... what physical evidence is there that that dude really existed?


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i marked subjective statements in red, these do not count as proof
Now... what physical evidence is there that that dude really existed?
We accept Alexander the Great existed based on two books written 500 years after his death. We have four books written about Jesus life only 80 years after His. If you accept the existence of Alexander the Great then you must accept the existence of Jesus Christ.



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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-17-2008, 02:00 AM

Kerpunchi: "Spontaneous regeneration is a phenomen that creates life (Single celled organism ONLY) over a period of thousands, even millions of years."

Kerpunchi: "Of course there was, research has shown that whenever people gather in numbers, they automaticly establish certain rules."

Kerpunchi: "...a dead man, of whom you can't even PROVE that he exited."

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Friend, these statements are so wrong they are like brain-damaged squirrels which have been run over by automobiles. They are scientifically nonsensical and syntactically stillborn.

Although the last one -- "you can't even prove that he exited" -- has a certain illogical charm. We will all exit this life at one point or another, whether we see the exit signs or not...but a dead man has certainly exited. Of course you meant "existed" but believe me, it's more interesting with the misspelling than without.

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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-17-2008, 11:01 AM

One of the things we here at Landover see on a daily basis is some heathen coming along and saying, “Prove that God exists.” We then present them with independent historical records and they say that these are not proof.

The proof of existence for anyone who existed over even 150 years ago is entirely down to historical records. As Brother Bobby-Joe pointed out, there’s a myriad of historical figures who otherwise might be nothing more than the figments of imagination and conspiracy theories.

So, what we would ask of those who demand, “Prove that God exists.” is, “What would be proof for you?”





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How the F*CK can a dead man inspire anyone (a dead man, of whom you can't even PROVE that he exited)
Jesus has been proven to have historically existed. For evidence, I recommend Josh McDowell's book "Evidence for Christianity". It proves that Jesus historically existed, that He was God incarnate, and that He was resurrected and ascended. Proof. Your own weapon used against you. And watch your language boy or you'll find your self banned faster than you can beg for repentance.
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So, what we would ask of those who demand, “Prove that God exists.” is, “What would be proof for you?”
a single piece of physical evidence (tooth marks, a footprint, a picture, DNA etc) is evidence enough for me...

hell, i might even convert if i see that


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a single piece of physical evidence (tooth marks, a footprint, a picture, DNA etc) is evidence enough for me...

hell, i might even convert if i see that
Here's evidence for you:

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1

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Kerpunchi: "Spontaneous regeneration is a phenomen that creates life (Single celled organism ONLY) over a period of thousands, even millions of years."

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Friend, these statements are so wrong they are like brain-damaged squirrels which have been run over by automobiles. They are scientifically nonsensical and syntactically stillborn.



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Brother OEJ, I whole-heartedly agree with you.

Is something that happens over thousands or millions of years really SPONTANEOUS?


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Brother OEJ, I whole-heartedly agree with you.

Is something that happens over thousands or millions of years really SPONTANEOUS?
Godly points Brothers. Does this atheist think Spontaneous Generation is some kind of magical fish that turns into a monkey and then a human? What nonsense. No Spontaneous Generation means that when God judges the environmental conditions are right animals and people appear. There is nothing magical about it.



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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-17-2008, 05:23 PM

Actually it is, it's not because somthing can't happen in that narrow short life of yours, that it's not spontaneous. Forming a Planet or a star for example takes MILLIONS of years, and is spontaneous... random even

to otto bond: I ask for evidence, and you say: 'Just because you can't see Jesus, faith is the evidence that He's there. Since you're Unsaved Trash, it's impossible for you to accept faith as the undeniable evidence of Jesus, since you have no faith. If you become a True Christian™ you will be able to see that faith is the only evidence you need.'

so what you're saying is: this evidence is just as real as the thing it's trying to prove... that's called a paradox... and CAN NOT BE USED AS EVIDENCE

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Actually it is, it's not because somthing can't happen in that narrow short life of yours, that it's not spontaneous. Forming a Planet or a star for example takes MILLIONS of years, and is spontaneous... random even
You tell us you want evidence well give us the same thing. Show us worm turning into a human being. Frankly I think the whole magical worm theory of your's is nonsense. I don't enjoy rolling around in the mud, if I was some "evolved" worm like you claim then I would.



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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-17-2008, 05:38 PM

An experiment proving this fact has been attempted, and in the goo they used (mainly basic chemicals and such), formed basic bacteria who eventually evolved into slightly more complicated single celled organisms. If this would continue for say... 4 billion years or so, they could evolve into humans, apes or many other organisms


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An experiment proving this fact has been attempted, and in the goo they used (mainly basic chemicals and such), formed basic bacteria who eventually evolved into slightly more complicated single celled organisms. If this would continue for say... 4 billion years or so, they could evolve into humans, apes or many other organisms
Okay, so we have a "proven experiment" involving "goo" containing "chemicals and such" that "could" evolve into a human in "4 billion years".

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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-17-2008, 05:54 PM

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An experiment proving this fact has been attempted, and in the goo they used (mainly basic chemicals and such), formed basic bacteria who eventually evolved into slightly more complicated single celled organisms. If this would continue for say... 4 billion years or so, they could evolve into humans, apes or many other organisms
I have never heard such preposterous and utter lies and ignorance in my life, and I come from a third world country full of Mary-worshippers! Basic bacteria! Man, if you don't know the subject, you should remain quiet, you are embarrassing evilutionists around the world, and you think they evolved in something else after the lab test??? Now, if that's your feeble attempt at trying to prove Creation in six days wrong, you are not doing a very good job... care to show me the scientific article where they publish how they did this wonder, of Creation ex Nihilo of life??? where's the Nobel price awarded to these guys??? They themselves keep trying to state that abiogenesis and evilution are two different subjects, and you come into this forum saying life has been created in a testing tube by science! Deluded, deluded boy, I pity you, stop your blabbering, and come to the Love® of Jesus ( while you're at it).


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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-17-2008, 05:55 PM

Not only do we listen, but 99.3 percent of the world's population believe it as well (the other 0,7 percent are those creationist idiots)


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Not only do we listen, but 99.3 percent of the world's population believe it as well (the other 0,7 percent are those creationist idiots)
Oh, yes, of course, because every single man, woman and child of this planet has access to sickular science books, knows how to read and understands the scientific method... oh, wait, they don't! Stop trying to convince us with numbers pulled out of between your buttocks, youngster, you have no idea of what you are talking about. Life has NEVER been generated by human means, only GOD can perform such a thing, and even He had to do it in two separate days, showing His great Omnipotence, Glory! Believe me, you are not helping your cause by posting unsubstantiated lies in this Godly Forum.


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Life has NEVER been generated by human means, only GOD can perform such a thing.
And... how would you call Dolly (the cloned sheep?)
was she also created by god... maybe he put on a labcoat and went undercover


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And... how would you call Dolly (the cloned sheep?)
was she also created by god... maybe he put on a labcoat and went undercover
Stop trying to make fun of us sinner. Dolly was created by satan.
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