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Default When Your Kids Want to Kill for CHRIST - 02-16-2013, 08:29 PM

Nothing makes a Christian parent's heart well up with pride like a favorite child affirming what we've raised them to say they want: To serve the LORD JESUS CHRIST.

Kids who are growing in CHRIST will naturally dedicate themselves more and more to His service everyday, and reading the Bible will fill their little heads with all kinds of exciting new ways to please GOD!

If your child is particularly fond of the Old Testament laws (what kid isn't?) then you may expect to hear him say that he'd like to kill some sinners.

Don't be alarmed! The desire to kill unbelievers and unrepentant sinners is a natural part of growing up True Christian, and it's a sure sign that your son is not a dainty homosexual.

So you've raised a bloodthirsty Christian child. What now?

As with everything GOD has created, there are rules for taking life. It is of the utmost importance that you explain to your child that the Bible says in 1 Peter 2:13 that we are to obey every ordinance of man, and killing anybody, even a witch, is against the law of the land.

You may also explain that the Bible says in Acts 5:29 that Peter insists we ought to obey GOD rather than man, and if your child is going to go out and kill somebody, that should be his defense in court.

Once your kid understands that we are to obey the law of the land except when we're not, he will know to listen exclusively to what JESUS tells him to do. If JESUS calls him to kill a homosexual and your son is ultimately executed for his so-called crime of following scripture to the letter, he will become a martyr for JESUS and be rewarded in Heaven. (Revelation 6:9-10)

Who Is Fair Game?

Witches (Exodus 22:18), People who work on Sabbath (Exodus 31:15), girls who aren't virgins when they get married (Deuteronomy 22:20-21), people who don't worship our GOD (2 Chronicles 15:13), gays (Leviticus 20:13), rape victims who do not scream loudly enough for help (Deuteronomy 22:24)...

Really, the list of people GOD has ordered exterminated is too exhaustive to be named in its entirety here. But, if you study the Bible with your children, I am sure they will be able to cite numerous unbelievers and sinners at their school who are worthy of extermination.

Should Your Child Kill The Wicked?

While their eagerness to please GOD is to be commended, your child should not go right out and kill sinners.

Your child should go out and witness to them for JESUS! It is much better that the unsaved trash have a chance to except JESUS as their savior than to simply be put out of their misery.

If the unsaved persist in their rejection of CHRIST's love and mercy, you should explain to your kids that JESUS has already promised to immolate these worthless sacks of garbage. (Matthew 13:41-42)

It might be better if they save the killing for JESUS.

Alternatives to Killing Sinners:

One fun way your child can glorify GOD and simultaneously send a message to all the world is to paste a picture of a local sinner onto a watermelon, and invite the neighborhood to start throwing rocks at the watermelon until it splits open and its red juices run out onto the pavement.

This is a satisfying way to take out GODly aggression against sinners, and it may actually inspire the sinner to repent before your child snaps and throws rocks at them for real.

Conclusion:

It is better to pray for change in government to legalize the execution of sinners, unless you are really, really sure that GOD wants to go kill somebody right now.



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Default Re: When Your Kids Want to Kill for CHRIST - 02-18-2013, 12:20 AM

All the boys in the Hutchins family cannot wait for God to call and take them to Heaven.
Once there, free of secular law, they will finally be able to perform Christian work using simple tools such as lightening, earthquakes, pestilence, flood, famine, disease and exposing basic human traits such as lust, envy and greed. From the safety of the Steps of Gods Throne, they can exercise His Love. They will see those deserving of a rapid decision in to Hell, fall screaming into the abyss and fiery brimstone pits of the underworld.
Bob, your thoughtful words give them hope.

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: When Your Kids Want to Kill for CHRIST - 02-18-2013, 03:57 AM

A great thread

Personally I like to take the boys out target shooting and let them shoot at paper "sinners". I am so glad that the Freehold range hasn't gone the way of other ranges and banned the use of the standard black outline target because it's "racist". Yeah, it couldn't possibly be because black and white is about as clear as you can get.


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Default Re: When Your Kids Want to Kill for CHRIST - 02-18-2013, 10:38 PM

I've notice Jr. Is very enthusiastic about killing the gay dogs from the animal shelter. He's even started keeping trophies to remember them by. He cuts off the nose of the lesbian dogs he kills and something else from the gay males ( could be an ear).

The wife doesn't like it but I think it's good practice for the end times.

One problem is it does smell a bit so I've made him keep his trophies I'm my wife's menses hut (that abandon car by the freeway)


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Default Re: When Your Kids Want to Kill for CHRIST - 02-18-2013, 11:15 PM

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I've notice Jr. Is very enthusiastic about killing the gay dogs from the animal shelter. He's even started keeping trophies to remember them by. He cuts off the nose of the lesbian dogs he kills and something else from the gay males ( could be an ear).

The wife doesn't like it but I think it's good practice for the end times.

One problem is it does smell a bit so I've made him keep his trophies I'm my wife's menses hut (that abandon car by the freeway)
Well I think I know what he wants for his birthday....

http://www.rmi-online.com/beginnerki...FQhxQgodpC4AlQ

May as well start a trade as soon as possible!


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Default Re: When Your Kids Want to Kill for CHRIST - 02-19-2013, 08:47 AM

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Well I think I know what he wants for his birthday....

http://www.rmi-online.com/beginnerki...FQhxQgodpC4AlQ

May as well start a trade as soon as possible!
Mr. Campbell,

I just had a look at that site and, quite frankly, I found it rather disturbing for the following reasons:

"Our video set includes:
  1. Mounting A Whitetail
  2. Mounting A Squirrel Running Down
  3. Mounting A Rainbow Trout
  4. Mounting A Standing Waterfowl
  5. Tanning With Mark Daniels and Mark Mclain"
Points 1 to 4 could possibly refer to that foul pagan PETA passtime of bestiality and point 5, well, that just doesn't bear thinking about.

I think this company should be investigated further.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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