[more.enlightened]

Usama bin Laden believed in god (NOT that I am comparing a framer to a terrorist, but bear with me for a moment). Belief in one omnipotent god does NOT equal Christian.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Your leader Bin Laden didn't believe in God: he believed in some made-up moon demon named "allah."

FTR, the word "allah" is not in the Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Matou_]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Sure friend and the moon is made of cheese and Ray Walston came from Mars. Do you want to buy a bridge? I suppose 'Lost in Space' was a documentary?
Friend, wisen up. The Bible is the longest running book in print. All of your 'science' books last just a few years until one guy will say 'opps, made a mistake'. I remember back when you people said if any man went faster than 60mph his body would disinigrate. Come on, we all know your hat has a false bottom and rabbit is under it.

sure and I remember hearing that at one time people believed the world was flat. O wait.

[more.enlightened]

I give up reasoning with you racist pathetic excuses for human beings. If you insist on being so ignorant, that's your business, just remember that thank goodness (no not thank god-god does not exist. also, how is god a he, does he have a penis? XY cromosones?) we have seperation of church and state in america. So ya'll can go piffle yourselves and die. your just the KKK on the internet.
Time to play a little game. How long does it take to get banned? I think this should do it. Jesus's death was deserved, he was a heretic. haha ur god died what a wimp
Or maybe this picture? *porn deleted*

maybe this one?
*porn deleted*(i love this one.)

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by muchless.enlightened

...How long does it take to get banned? I think this should do it. Jesus's death was deserved, he was a heretic. haha ur god died what a wimp...

Too bad you're dealing with True Christians™ here; it'll take a LOT more than that. Psalm 119:165

...Or maybe this picture?...

If you want them to see the pic, wrap [IMG] [/IMG] tags around the URL. They won't click links (they think you're trying to give them a trojan or something, which does happen).

[more.enlightened]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Too bad you're dealing with True Christians™ here; it'll take a LOT more than that. Psalm 119:165



If you want them to see the pic, wrap [IMG] [/IMG] tags around the URL. They won't click links (they think you're trying to give them a trojan or something, which does happen).

Well thank you for some actual decent conversation, and the advice, but if you dont mind me asking, why is part of your signature an ad for a pornstar for president?

And to this website, who deleted the pictures from my above post, they were NOT porn. Jesus in a banana hammock called gay jesus is not porn, its piffleing hilarious

[Hawkzors]

This is terrible. I cannot believe that all you cultists are going to sit here and pick fights. I am not sure where in your fiction book it says to treat everybody equally, but listen to all this I believe all of you are going to hell. The bible is about doing right things and learning life lessons that is why books are made. treat others the way you want to be treated. Stop shoving your cultists ideas down peoples throats. I am a Christian but by the way you pick fights with every religion, I am starting to become more distant. Science is the way of the future and people like you telling others who are simple minded and easily persuaded people that the earth is flat and there is no gravity is just wrong, its been proven unlike some of your things in the bible. Please stop bashing other religions and just delete this site and live your pathetic lives they way you want and not make people follow your awful ways. My life is great and I do not follow the lord. I just need a book to tell me what right and wrong is like you mormons. its a book, books are deceiving and have lies. What makes you think that the bible is not just another one of those books?

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by Hawkzors

I am a Christian but

But how serious are you about your Salvation™?

Frankly, until you understand exactly what it is you profess to believe in, you have absolutely no business calling yourself a Christian. But I understand all too well that we live in a depraved culture where pop spirituality is sold as a commodity just the same as the latest Harry Potter witchcraft book or Tila Tequila lesbean sex tape. Jesus has much to say about you know-nothing, bandwagon-hopping false pseudo-christians, including the following:

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

The shallowness of your understanding is evidenced by your presumption that claiming to be a Christian is sufficient for Salvation™, even as you reject the teachings of the Holy Bible and refuse to obey the LORD. Son, it is not sufficient to merely raise your hand or to check the right box on a questionnaire. To be Saved® means to have a complete internal transformation, to the point where you can no longer be said to be the same person (I Peter 1:23)! To be Saved® means that you have not only had your past sins washed away, but that you are indeed incapable of committing sin!

I John 3:6-9
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

The complete ignorance and hostility to all that is Holy and good that you have displayed here only goes to show how little you actually know about what it means to be a blood-bought son of the Lamb.

So please do not call yourself a Christian until you can actually trouble yourself the minimal effort required to understand exactly what it is you claim to be. I want you to join me in Heaven, singing praise songs for all eternity, but at this point I'd say your prospects are not looking very good.

I exhort you to take your faith more seriously, son.

[Hawkzors]

1st of you cultist, do not undermine me. I believe in god, yes. But not the bible. The bible is a bunch of hogwash. I do not believe in hell. Why would there be a hell? Is this life not hell enough? I am a struggling college student training to learn the ways of science which keeps me and you alive. Do you not take medication? do you not visit a doctor? what is all that? is that not science or witchcraft to create medication to keep your ass alive so you can sit on a website and make fun of other religions and races? You sir are a bigget. I respect all religions and I respect all ideas. Heaven? do you think there is a heaven? I was called a spick not so long ago due to me being a little tan, you think just by going to church and praying for forgiveness is going to put this person in heaven? this is absurd how you clowns can make fun of others and say that you are right and that your religion is right is going to put you in heaven. God is shaking is head at you right now, there is no hope for humanity with people like you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Hawkzors

1st of you cultist, do not undermine me. I believe in god, yes. But not the bible. The bible is a bunch of hogwash. I do not believe in hell. Why would there be a hell? Is this life not hell enough? I am a struggling college student training to learn the ways of science which keeps me and you alive. Do you not take medication? do you not visit a doctor? what is all that? is that not science or witchcraft to create medication to keep your ass alive so you can sit on a website and make fun of other religions and races? You sir are a bigget. I respect all religions and I respect all ideas. Heaven? do you think there is a heaven? I was called a spick not so long ago due to me being a little tan, you think just by going to church and praying for forgiveness is going to put this person in heaven? this is absurd how you clowns can make fun of others and say that you are right and that your religion is right is going to put you in heaven. God is shaking is head at you right now, there is no hope for humanity with people like you.

If you reject the Bible, then what reason do you have for believing in God?

[Hawkzors]

You are dumb, other religions have a god, not just the bible.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Hawkzors

You are dumb, other religions have a god, not just the bible.

They are all false gods and false religions, my boy. The hindoos, the pagans, the buddhists, they are all damned you see. The Bible forbids the worship of false gods. See Deuteronomy 4:24.

There is only one God. See 1 Timothy 2:5.

[Hawkzors]

How do you know they are false? how do you know which religion is real and which is not? faith is what you believe in, there is no right and wrong, it is only about doing right for yourself and others. I believe that if I do good on to others, then hopefully they pass it on. You are so dumb and ignorant to believe that only your religion is the true religion. God and jesus would be ashamed that you inbred fools are causing problems with your religion. Wars are not meant to be fought over whose god is better and whose is worse. Live your life, and live it well. You have a short time on this spherical planet. Dont let a silly book hold you back just because it tells you it may be wrongful or a sin. If the bible told you not to sky dive, would you not? Rules are meant to be broken. That is why you have a damn website that allows you to bash everyone that you are afraid of. This country was founded by people who sinned so that you can have your freedom of speech. If this was still a monarchy the king would take your damn head off for speaking out.

[Matou_]

over 400 pages and there is still no proof that the world is flat?

I'd say chapter and verse but I already proved the bible cannot be trusted.

Where does it say the world is flat? hmm?

[Hawkzors]

I know right? when a boat travels across the sea and disappears over the horizon, where does it go? these mormons are believing in lies and a doomed to live like animals. They dont believe in science, but they believe that everyone should carry a gun around. Where in the bible does it say that you can carry a gun? How do guns work? is that witchcraft too?

[Hawkzors]

Oh, I meant mormons, not mormons. Dear lord I called them mormons, i bet they really hate that

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Hawkzors

Oh, I meant mormons, not mormons. Dear lord I called them mormons, i bet they really hate that

Step away from the bong...

[Hawkzors]

Im sorry that your damned website is correcting me typing from saying M0rons and changing it to mormons. Guess the wizard who made this poor ass website couldn't even code this correctly. And step away from that bong? stfu old man. If god didnt want anyone to smoke, why would he create the plant? Poor ass trailer trash. I bet you smoke a cigar or cigarette everyday cause you have an "addiction". Is being addicted to something the ways of the devil? You sir are damned and will be punished for your ways

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Hawkzors

Im sorry that your damned website is correcting me typing from saying M0rons and changing it to mormons. Guess the wizard who made this poor ass website couldn't even code this correctly. And step away from that bong? stfu old man. If god didnt want anyone to smoke, why would he create the plant? Poor ass trailer trash. I bet you smoke a cigar or cigarette everyday cause you have an "addiction". Is being addicted to something the ways of the devil? You sir are damned and will be punished for your ways

Get it out of your system little boy, I can sense a ban in your future, unless you start praising Jesus that is!

[Matou_]

Originally Posted by Hawkzors

Oh, I meant mormons, not mormons. Dear lord I called them mormons, i bet they really hate that

yeah see that? the message parser changes m0r0n to mormon then they berate you. this is not a christian site this is just a bunch of kids aggravating others with their drivel and when you get the best of them they change the subject. well I've won enough for one day. I promised myself I wouldn't get into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent because it isn't fair to them.

It was fun for a while because you idiots that run this site put on a show and think you're great but it's just too easy to see through your crap, and my expectations were that you would be reasonable but you aren't.

You are illogical phalluses using logical fallacies to irritate others.

take care then bye bye now lol. m0r0ns.