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Default I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-04-2010, 04:58 PM

Am I allowed to say that word? It's the strongest word I can think of to the hugest mistake I have ever made in my life. I was confused throughout my teenage years and Satan had somehow convinced me that I was a FAGGOT. However several months ago I had a moment of clarity and I believe Jesus was 'speaking' to me. Up until that point I was an atheist for my entire life, but this experience was so lucid that it was something I could ignore no longer. I have since found God and have given my heart and soul to him and have quit my sexually sinful ways.

I have a couple questions though:
1. Can I still be saved from Hell? If so,
2. Does it matter if I was the "giver" or "receiver"? I was generally a "bottom" and for some reason I feel like it is the more sinful 'member' of the homosexuality cult. And
3. If I cannot be saved from Hell why should I keep God in my heart?

Thank You All for any answers I may receive. Please, I beg of you to pray for my soul in that I may be saved from eternal damnation.
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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-04-2010, 05:12 PM

Jesus wants you to follow his rules - not yours.

Are you going to Hell? We DO have the answer for you.
Can you be saved? We DO have the answer for you.
Does it matter if you were a bottom or a top? We DO have the answer for you.

Like Jesus, we want you to follow the rules too. Why don't I see a proper introduction in the appropriate area? You obviously have not read the first thing we ask everyone to read - other than the Bible.

I'm sure we are all asking the same questions that Jesus is of you.

Should this sinner be allowed to try it all over again when he already knows the rules?

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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-04-2010, 05:20 PM

I am so sorry I guess I should lay in the shadows before I can learn how to deserve to post here. Thank You for your reply I will be inactive for a while so I can learn how to better behave myself.

May I ask though is it necessary to be so rude? Even though I made a mistake at the beginning I feel pushed away immediately. How can someone save themselves if they do not feel at all welcome among their fellow Christians? It's things like this I think that continue to make religion increasingly unpopular with our Youth Generation.
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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-04-2010, 05:33 PM

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May I ask though is it necessary to be so rude? Even though I made a mistake at the beginning I feel pushed away immediately. How can someone save themselves if they do not feel at all welcome among their fellow Christians? It's things like this I think that continue to make religion increasingly unpopular with our Youth Generation.
Do you expect to be met with kisses and hugs? I don't even know you.

I was not rude. I was direct. There is a difference. That is the problem with youth today. If I don't immediately hand you something you don't deserve then you feel someone has been rude to you.

YOU asked the questions.
I gave the answers.

Then you call me rude because you don't follow instructions?

My answers were definitive, to the point, and nudged you in an appropriate direction. I did not pre-judge you for having bent over and allowed another man to turn your holiest of exit holes into an entrance. Yet you waltz in here and say, "Hi there, I am a rump-ranger, fresh from riding the range in Kans-ass and I was wondering if I can be God's little buddy.

I passed no judgement on you what-so-ever.

But be warned...

When God sees the back of your head in another man's lap - He knows you are not bobbing for apples!

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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-04-2010, 06:23 PM

As an Ex-Gay™ myself and BASH™ program graduate, I understand what you are going through son. Gayness is a mental disease, like alcoholism or liberalism. And like those other diseases, you can choose to cure yourself by giving yourself over to Christ.

But like any addict, unless you complete a complete aversion therapy program like Betty Bowers' BASH™ ministry, you will be forever vulnerable to letting homosinuality slip back into your life. You have already taken the first step friend, you have come to us. Now you need to let the Lord into you and let Him fill you with His white hot love! It will burn out the desire for the disgusting, sweaty man on man action you engaged in for so long. Glory!


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Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-04-2010, 11:45 PM

You have just been brainwashed by the christinazis.
Homosexuality is natural and a special person God chose to endow the uniqueness too.

And for people that say homos are going to hell, well as a homo, I would not be ashamed of going to a place that will have other gays, and due to the temperature they'll probably have their shirts off because they are hot....it'd be like an orgy. Sign me up!
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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-05-2010, 12:18 AM

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May I ask though is it necessary to be so rude? Even though I made a mistake at the beginning I feel pushed away immediately. How can someone save themselves if they do not feel at all welcome among their fellow Christians? It's things like this I think that continue to make religion increasingly unpopular with our Youth Generation.
Sometimes it is difficult for newcomers such as yourself to realize that we True Christians™ can often be blunt and unapolagetic in expressing our beliefs. But the shortest distance between two points (You + Salvation) is a clear, straight line...so what's needed is often expressed in a quick, straightforward way.

Do try not to take it personally.

Everyone here rejoices in your desire to renounce sin, and join God's Favorite Church™.


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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-09-2010, 11:05 PM

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Am I allowed to say that word? It's the strongest word I can think of to the hugest mistake I have ever made in my life. I was confused throughout my teenage years and Satan had somehow convinced me that I was a FAGGOT. However several months ago I had a moment of clarity and I believe Jesus was 'speaking' to me. Up until that point I was an atheist for my entire life, but this experience was so lucid that it was something I could ignore no longer. I have since found God and have given my heart and soul to him and have quit my sexually sinful ways.

I have a couple questions though:
1. Can I still be saved from Hell? If so,
2. Does it matter if I was the "giver" or "receiver"? I was generally a "bottom" and for some reason I feel like it is the more sinful 'member' of the homosexuality cult. And
3. If I cannot be saved from Hell why should I keep God in my heart?

Thank You All for any answers I may receive. Please, I beg of you to pray for my soul in that I may be saved from eternal damnation.
But I bet you still love men why deniy it cant you be a good christian without having to deny yourself of who you are
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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-09-2010, 11:51 PM

Honestly, when you described your depraved acts, I had trouble not throwing up. I did get that sour feeling in my mouth though. Ugh, now it makes me think about what YOU may have put in your mouth

As for being rude. Will you tell God that He is rude when he sends you to Hell? And for what? For some lust of the flesh. You do not seem to fully understand the magnitude of your sins. If you did, you would be begging everyone here to pray for you (and they would!)

Get down on your knees and pray. Scream out to God that you are a pathetic sinner. Scream so loud everyone can hear you!

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

And before you think of the next best thing...

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.


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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-09-2010, 11:58 PM

Remember a guy from the Bible named Saul? Though he thought he was doing what was right by killing Christians to uphold Judaism, Christ ultimately convicted him that he was wrong, and that Christ WAS the son of God, and he became what most Christians consider the most influencial "apostle" and writer in the New Testament. Jesus' entire message is one of forgiveness. It doesn't matter what mistakes you have made in your life - yes sin hurts God, yes sin hurts you, but Jesus will always forgive if you seek it.
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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-10-2010, 12:37 AM

God may look favorably upon an act of contrition.

Perhaps, since you were a 'receiver', an ostomy would be appropriate. Having the offending aperture removed from your person would eliminate the possibility of relapse, and perhaps render the rest of you somewhat more purified.

Also, should you nevertheless be damned to hell, the eternal torments might be somewhat more endurable should you be in hell without an anus.


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Default Re: I Am An Ex-Fag - 01-10-2010, 07:06 PM

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Am I allowed to say that word? It's the strongest word I can think of to the hugest mistake I have ever made in my life. I was confused throughout my teenage years and Satan had somehow convinced me that I was a FAGGOT. However several months ago I had a moment of clarity and I believe Jesus was 'speaking' to me. Up until that point I was an atheist for my entire life, but this experience was so lucid that it was something I could ignore no longer. I have since found God and have given my heart and soul to him and have quit my sexually sinful ways.

I have a couple questions though:
1. Can I still be saved from Hell? If so,
2. Does it matter if I was the "giver" or "receiver"? I was generally a "bottom" and for some reason I feel like it is the more sinful 'member' of the homosexuality cult. And
3. If I cannot be saved from Hell why should I keep God in my heart?

Thank You All for any answers I may receive. Please, I beg of you to pray for my soul in that I may be saved from eternal damnation.
You are a confused and frustrated individual. You have no more control over your sexual preferences than you do over your breathing or heartbeat.

You were born a homosexual, it is in your very genetic makeup. There is nothing wrong with you, it is simply who and what you are. Your status as a pitcher or catcher is irrelevant, you should focus on accepting yourself as you are. You were never meant to pass your genetic sequence on.



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