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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Tardy
Oh come on all thread eventually spiral down to just arguing.
look as much as you want to deny it most men have homoerotic urges some time in their life, it doesn't matter if they are christian or muslim and it sounds like you had a little crush on a boy when you were young even if you didn't know it. i think you know this so are just trying to steer the conversation away from you admitting you had a gay crush.
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Derail this speeding HELL Train ONE MORE TIME will get you thrown in QUARANTINE!
GOT IT
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 03:40 PM
What does the Bible say again about women's role in church? Tickets, please!
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Derail this speeding HELL Train ONE MORE TIME will get you thrown in QUARANTINE!
GOT IT
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Amen Sister! He's been spamming our Godly forum for hours now. Perhaps he doesn't realise he's already on the train.
Tardy, one more false note and you get banned (again). Believe you me.
Choo choo!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 03:47 PM
There's a man I love, JESUS! And I love Him because He's sending this brat to the fiery bowls of Hell, think you can sing songs by heathens and look like a girl? Think again!
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 03:52 PM
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 10:48 PM
This buck was doing fine, even seemed like he could have gone through Landover's ex-negro course one day, but then he had to go and turn his back on our Godly President!
Guess what, boy? That earned you a one-way ticket on the train! CHOOO CHOOOO! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOOOO!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2008, 11:07 PM
Satan's Own Cabana Boy - and I do not mean Master Bartholomew Simpson:
Oh God, wait - wait....he's already there, in Hell.
Well, can't someone as sinful as Charles "Apeman" Darwin be thrown TWICE into the flaming pit?!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 02:55 AM
The man on the left has been telling numerous hateful lies about the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church through his numerous tracts (hint: his last name is what you call poultry's whelp), and the one on the right is probably talking about moving with him to Massachussetts because it's the only state they can legally do their business.
That's a first-class one-way express ticket on board the Hell Train for the two of ya!
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
The man on the left has been telling numerous hateful lies about the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church through his numerous tracts (hint: his last name is what you call poultry's whelp), and the one on the right is probably talking about moving with him to Massachussetts because it's the only state they can legally do their business.
That's a first-class one-way express ticket on board the Hell Train for the two of ya!
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You filthy lying papist dog! Brother Jack Chick has assured his place near the right hand of Jesus up in heaven. His "Chick Tracts" are mandatory reading for all True Christians! Any further attempts to sneak your anti-Christian claptrap into this Godly thread will be met with large wads of infraction points, Rita!
THIS one is one of my personal favorites!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 11:19 AM
Stand up for the elderly!
Tut tut!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 12:27 PM
Toot Toot! ... Ding Ding Ding ...
Someone show this filthy Witch and her Hell-spawn brats to their seats! Glory!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 01:14 PM
Almost forgot this 'Dumblegay' queer! Toot toot toot! Chug-chug-chugga-chuuggg!!
And off we go again! Beeeeep! Beeeeep!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 01:40 PM
Driving the train is the falsest christian of them all!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Stand up for the elderly!
Tut tut!
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Hold on, I have to chuck her out again, I was duly informed that she already was on the train. Twice.
Can a person be double or triple hellbound?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Hold on, I have to chuck her out again, I was duly informed that she already was on the train. Twice.
Can a person be double or triple hellbound?
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Never underestimate the power of the Roman institution to lead people to damnation.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 02:11 PM
And no HELL Train is complete without this unholy, demon-infested whore of satan:
Attachment 4338
We're getting closer now! GLORY!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 08:50 PM
Does anybody recognize the cop? He looks remotely familiar.
There is always room for two more sodomites!
Last edited by Roberta; 05-18-2008 at 11:24 AM.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-15-2008, 10:19 PM
WHORE ALERT
This WHORE
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=4958
Lady_C Hellbound WHORE!
Stick her slutty fat ass in the Caboose (Caution: another wide load)
CHOO-CHOO
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-16-2008, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Stick her slutty fat ass in the Caboose (Caution: another wide load)
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Wud did I do?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-16-2008, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Wud did I do?
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No Brother...she is a Wide LOAD.
She is probably wide open too because she is such a filthy whore..... but I said LOAD.
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